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Bracesup

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  1. Just be careful next time, dude.
  2. Willennium. The album is extremely great. Especially I remember when I first purchased the album and listened to 'I'm Coming', DAMN it just blew me away. That was the best track in the album and it just gave me chills. But in Lost and Found, even though the lyrics are great, no track had the same effect like "I'm Coming". The beats in Willennium are excellent. :wiggle:
  3. Great to see Switch doing so well. Will is back with a hit this time.
  4. With almost steady sales, I don't think it's time to panic yet. Let's just hope the new single drops quickly.
  5. Great. For me it's midnight 2:30 am. But I'll try to be awake somehow tonight. :sleep2:
  6. Hey, I just downloaded the song "Big Boy Game" by MOP and 50 Cent. And it's really really good. So I don't think it was a bad idea after all.
  7. Okay, so I tried to come up with a rap song. Now I know this is extremely stupid, but I was just having some fun with this concept. Please don't take my lyrics seriously, but see them lightly, more as a humour. And I am genuinely sorry if any of the members here got offended by it. Hey yo Jamie, How ya doing homie, Weathers real sunny, So lets go cruisy, In your brand new Benzie, So gimme the key. What you be meanin, That I don't know drivin, But ya saw me playin, Need For Speed where I was shinin So get in the car and stop whinin. Now lets see what we have here, A round thingie and somethin like a gear, A stick poppin up and pedals somewhere near, Man this is just confusing, I need a beer, Aah that was refreshing, now lets start this sh*t, Keys in ignition and time to floor it, Whoa What Happened? Why should'nt I gas it? Alright I'll hit the brakes, wait did ya heard it? Sounded like a dog, why you cryin girl, Holy sh*t!!! I think I'm gonna hurl, Look what ya dog did, bitch I'mma kill, It messed up my wheels, now it's all ill. Guts and liver, all over the rubber, Bitch shut up, or I'm gonna clobber, Ho I'm suing you and your f*ckin family, Wait, you don't even know what a ho is? Bitchie? Why don't you run along and ask your stupid Mom. That's how your daddy met her, and not in a prom. Man, I'm gonna go now, so stop with your drama One hundred grand lawsuit, for all this fu*kin trauma. Could you believe that girl, Imma kick some asses, What d'ya mean I'm blind, Sh*t I forgot my glasses. Hold on the wheels bud, I gotta wear my specs, What the hell you doing, now look at this wreck, We're sorry for the postbox, but we did you a favour, Stop living in the stoneages, better get yourself an e-mailer. The lady's still screamin, dude what's her problem, Yo pull out those CD's, I'm gonna pop em, Yeah, that's Big Wille, listen to his joints, Stuff is just awesome, he gets straight to the point. Lets roll down the windows, of this cool Benzo, Wanna check out some honeys, Yo scope that sexy ho! Damn she's so fine, I think I saw a thong, What was that thud? I think somethings wrong, Wait a min, J, I missed that school crossing, Lookie back there, that kids got ketchup on his shirting. Once again, lots of apologies, but remember, that it was only a joke.
  8. If you are using any download accelerators, it won't download. Or go to your internet options and change your security level to Low. Maybe these might help. :hmm:
  9. **WARNING** *Stupid Lyrics Alert* :lolsign: Hello there cutie, welcome to my barbeque, Got my best bud J-o-e, and a guy called FuQ, We is gonna party hard, and smoke a few, Ain’t referring to weed, but a guy like you. Time for everybody to kiss the chef, Cause he’s gonna whip up somethin so def, Would seem like a buffet of hos from Hef, But it’s my battle rhymes, so call a ref, Guess what honey, I’ve got something for you to take, Fresh from the oven is these lyrics that I baked, A new batch of insults in this wonderful cake, For you to eat out by the lake, Here’s my recipe book for you to hold, It’s got hiney-holes, tushie-roles and a pussy fold. You better start eating before it gets cold, Or these fresh bunch of verses might develop some mould. Now now there, you can’t be asking me, My secret ingredient, that I got from my family, It’s a well kept mystery, back from my history, But I’ll give you a hint, it’s got my fist, see! Lookie here what happened, someone got to the beef, I wanna know now who is that thief, Oh wait it’s J-o-e, much to my disbelief, He has cut you open and left you in a grief. Hey look, here comes our best pal Lerkie, Ridin along on his beautiful horsie, Let’s all play pin the tail of a donkey, But instead we decided to use your hairy hiney. Byesie :wink:
  10. Here's my wonderful reply specially going out to Rawad: Your time is up, prepare for your death, Read your last rites, take your last breath, I’m lifting with anger this bloodied hatchet, One swing and its gonna leave your neck wet, Your body’s mutilated, you’re missing a head, No chance of survival, you’re now dead, I’m laughin at your funeral, near your death bed, Your future turned out to be just what I said, Your souls missing a body, it sees a wreath, It knows that it’s done, cause you can’t breathe, One way ticket to hell, the devils gonna greet, It’s dinner time for Satan, we all know what it’ll eat. Byes :shakehead:
  11. Really heart felt lyrics there. I like that. :thumbsup2:
  12. No Lerkie, not a good one for your sense of humour. :shakehead:
  13. I just saw the video and it was just average. Nothing special.
  14. Makes no difference to me. But I'm sure when Will is pushing 70 and has probably become a hasbeen, he would come here to perform.
  15. If this is true, then you have to try and marry the girl. :2thumbs:
  16. With Switch entering the Top 10 of the Billboard charts, atleast two more singles are bound to get released no matter what. I'm sure the greedy bastards at Interscope would love to rake in more cash with Will's success.
  17. Well, since I have only read lyrics of yours where you totally rip everybody to shreds, this was kinda surprising. :hmm: Really deep and sensitive lyrics there, homie. Maybe if you could record it over an instrumental of Game's "Don't Need Your Love", it would be great. :dj:
  18. Hey Shawn. Welcome to the board. I like rap-rock a lot.
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