Happy Birthday Cookies. I really appreciate your something something something.
Nobody does it like you girl!
And I DO mean girl. Young, too young. You're so young you get carded at Chuck E. Cheese.
Dang, I just came up with that. That's really good. Don't steal it.
If you do steal it just make sure you give me credit. But that wouldn't really be "stealing."
You may quote me.
God Blessa!