Admin Hero1 Posted January 6, 2005 Admin Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 theres this joke doin the rounds at the moment..where you AIm your friends .. heres the basic example... inspired by this: Meltman113: dude i got caught smoking weed earlier ooo itZ creEperz: i fell asleep at 5am ooo itZ creEperz: no way? ooo itZ creEperz: how Meltman113: yea Meltman113: my mom got scared Meltman113: she said your moving with your aunti and uncle to belair me (1:23:27 AM): and my mom saw me looking at some porn today me (1:23:28 AM): and was like her (1:23:34 AM): whattt me(1:23:36 AM): you're moving with your aunti and uncle in bel-air her (1:23:42 AM): hahaha. Chuck at TTU: yo whats up HempKnight342: chillin dude HempKnight342: hey man i got caught with heroin the other day HempKnight342: my mom got scared Chuck at TTU: that sucks HempKnight342: she said your moving in with your auntie in bel-air HempKnight342: i whistled for the cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror Chuck at TTU: haha HempKnight342: if anything i could say that this cab was rare, but i thought yo forget it home to bel-air! Chuck at TTU: ok fresh HempKnight342: gotcha, no heroin for me Veritas311: Dude SchfiftyShaith: whats up Veritas311: I got caught ****gin my 14 year old cousin sara SchfiftyShaith: wtf is wrong with you Veritas311: yea i know my mom got scared SchfiftyShaith: holy **** i would be too Veritas311: she said youre moving with your aunti and uncle to belair SchfiftyShaith: wtf you got an uncle in belair? etc etc :hilarious: :hilarious: lets see if we can do our own! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted January 6, 2005 Author Admin Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 HempKnight342: michelle the crazy art chick underwearsmells: michelle ? underwearsmells: hahahaha underwearsmells: shut up HempKnight342: dude my dad was so pissed HempKnight342: my mom was scared underwearsmells: u didnt come to san antonio underwearsmells: ****in liar HempKnight342: she came here HempKnight342: my parents kicked me out for a little while underwearsmells: wait wait underwearsmells: ok first off this isnt bs? underwearsmells: seriously HempKnight342: NO DUDE HempKnight342: ****ing listen to me underwearsmells: ok second HempKnight342: michelle HempKnight342: IS HempKnight342: PREGGO underwearsmells: holy **** HempKnight342: yeah underwearsmells: your not kidding like michelle from here HempKnight342: so anyways i got kicked out underwearsmells: wow HempKnight342: i whistled for the cab HempKnight342: and when it came near underwearsmells: HAHAHAH underwearsmells: ****er HempKnight342: the liscense plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror underwearsmells: that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted January 6, 2005 Author Admin Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 hurry up defense: yo hurry up defense: my mom found my pot friend: wha hurry up defense: its terrible friend: good job friend: how much did she find hurry up defense: like 5 grams hurry up defense: she got scared friend: oo nice friend: whyd she egt scared hurry up defense: and she said your moving with your antie and uncle to belair friend: HAHAHAHAHA friend: howd she find it hurry up defense: im just kidding i wanted to set up the fresh prince joke you idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfuqua23 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 uuuuhhhhh.... ok. weird. but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kbfprince Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 Veritas311: Dude SchfiftyShaith: whats up Veritas311: I got caught ****gin my 14 year old cousin sara SchfiftyShaith: wtf is wrong with you Veritas311: yea i know my mom got scared SchfiftyShaith: holy **** i would be too Veritas311: she said youre moving with your aunti and uncle to belair SchfiftyShaith: wtf you got an uncle in belair? :lolsign: that guy was completely clueless :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted January 6, 2005 Author Admin Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 my first victim!! :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: [12:23] Hierolla: dude you'll never guess what happened [12:23] fatdeeman: ? [12:23] Hierolla: i was doin some crack [12:23] fatdeeman: lol [12:23] Hierolla: and my parents walked in [12:23] fatdeeman: omg [12:23] fatdeeman: what happened [12:23] Hierolla: my mom got scared [12:24] fatdeeman: damn [12:24] fatdeeman: why you doing crack for [12:24] fatdeeman: you do it often [12:24] fatdeeman: ? [12:24] Hierolla: she said your movin with your auntie and uncle to bel air [12:24] fatdeeman: lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WesSyde Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 :lolsign: oh man i waz laughing so hard when i waz readin that!! :bowrofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 haha i gotta try that, only i sneak fpoba quotes in whem im talking anyway lol. The best ones are the people who have no idea even when u have said the punch line. :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic1988 Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 that is mad funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Brakes Posted January 6, 2005 Report Share Posted January 6, 2005 This is too good to not do!! I ain't got aim but i'm gonna do it on MSN messenger!! :roll: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fan 4ever Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Man that's some funny stuff!! :lolsign: Like the brakes said, i'm gonna do that on MSN!! hehe :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FreshPrincessofBell-Air Posted April 10, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 10, 2005 That's funny. I'm going to do that on ym! :lolbonk: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SweetKisses4Will Posted April 11, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 ReyCrazy619 hey Beelovesrocky94 Hey what's up ReyCrazy619 nuttin Beelovesrocky94 Same here Beelovesrocky94 I got smokin crack today ReyCrazy619 what?! What the blue **** is wrong with you?! Beelovesrocky94 [10:25 PM]: Yep an then my mom got scared ReyCrazy619 [10:25 PM]: Huh why? ReyCrazy619 [10:25 PM]: Smokin crack Bee? u dont need that shiznatz Beelovesrocky94 [10:26 PM]: and she told me I'm movin wit my auntie and uncle in bel air ReyCrazy619 [10:26 PM]: ohh have u ben watchin will? Beelovesrocky94 [10:26 PM]: LOL..Hell yeah! ReyCrazy619 [10:27 PM]: lol I didnt catch on until u said the bell air part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bagotrasho Posted April 11, 2005 Members Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 haha ive gotta try this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 11, 2005 Report Share Posted April 11, 2005 Veritas311: Dude SchfiftyShaith: whats up Veritas311: I got caught ****gin my 14 year old cousin sara SchfiftyShaith: wtf is wrong with you Veritas311: yea i know my mom got scared SchfiftyShaith: holy **** i would be too Veritas311: she said youre moving with your aunti and uncle to belair SchfiftyShaith: wtf you got an uncle in belair? etc etc :hilarious: :hilarious: lets see if we can do our own! that one cracks me up,i cant imagine what was going through your friends head :hilarious: :hilarious: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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