Schnazz

Give it up Chicken McCracker, you'll never be a rapper Find yourself another dream to try and chase after You got no knack for this, you're wack at this Even with jacked rhymes you're still a hack at this You beating me is like Max getting bad grades, Julie kicking puppies, or Hero getting laid. Like Brakes getten boo'd, Jonny on cocain Ted diggen Mike Jones, or Lerk being sane It just can't happen, like the Bears winning it all You hit the stage and folks already want a curtain call I go twelve hours, and folks still want more Just ask your mom, ya, I hit that whore Ease back, I didn't hit your mom, I have common sense She's a complete waste of my fifty cents Is this getting rough? Have I dazed and confused you? Let me kick some lines that you are more used too I'm the Bugs Bunny to your Daffy Duck I'm the Suburban to your Tonka Truck I'm the 360 to your N.E.S. I'm the fine suite to your flower dress I'm the Legos to your Duplo Blocks I'm the I-Pod to your music box I'm the Manning to your Rex G. I'm the big screen to your 13 inch tv I'm the beamer to your R.C. car I'm the Eminem to your Bizarre I'm the Harley to your little scooter I'm the cannon to your pea shooter I'm fillen the bank while you dream of vast riches I love a gorgeous girl, you wish you're banging b!tches Just face it, I'm better, in every way, shape, and form You best get used to it, you'll soon realize it is the norm

Yep, I got another 45 minuts by my clock :1-cool:

I really should write a book on how to coast to success. :1-smile:

I'm spitten hotter than the devils kiss on this diss Knocking your ego to the abyss, my rhymes never miss Your just pissed cuz you miss your glory days So you call your junk classic, imagining your still a craze Snap back to reality gramps, you're experiencing an Alzheimer haze These days your only praise is for not slowing folks on the highways Here's your education, a colonoscopy is your only penetration Stop venting your frustration over the act of your castration Please, return to obscurity with a little maturity And don't worry, I'll keep paying your Social Security Let's make this clear, I don't need rapper of the year I already have a career that'll rival that of king lear I just write rhymes to unwind at night by the fire light They come out tight cuz my wit knocks egos from their height Folks find me compellen' cuz I'm the Magellan of the cerebellum Exploring thoughts and destroyen' the ignorance rebellion Do you submit? Are you ready to quit in a fit? How about I talk your lingo for a bit and kick old sh!t Moon boots, watchen' Roots, playen rubix cube Russian Threat, Chia Pet, Dallas on the 'tube Black Michael, business cycle, Black Monday on Wall Street Ginsu Knives, Miami Vice, Ying Ying is now in heat Gnip-Gnops, Fraggle Rock, Cosby get' his show Hostages free, MTV, kids are told to Just Say No Moonies Marry, Freddy's scary, Reagan gets shot at Lenon dies, Challenger flies, Grenada sees combat Compact Discs, Halloween risk, Belushi dies of drugs Helen Erupts, Oliver's corrupt, colors are donned by thugs I guess I'm going too high for you go understand my plan Alright man, I'll try and explain it as simple as I can Give it up and stop your rhyming about this and that Cuz coz, you're too old to hang with this young cat

Ahh kids today, so misguided. :1-smile:

Happy Birthday Tim!!!

I disagree. In hip-hop, Slick was an original, but not the best. There's a long line of folks as good or better, JJ/FP being one (or two, depending on how you count :) of them. Folks such as Tupac and Coolio come to mind. Coolio?! Yea, at least his first disc, great story telling.

"...and here's where I make Eve look even better"

I disagree. In hip-hop, Slick was an original, but not the best. There's a long line of folks as good or better, JJ/FP being one (or two, depending on how you count :) of them. Folks such as Tupac and Coolio come to mind.

"^ Monitoring for abnormal behavior." Too bad Lerk doesn't get that. :) "^ Protection from pain, suffering, injury and disease." Here in the US, far too many people don't get that. On the surface, that seems horrible, people don't get the same rights, but in reality, it's probably just going for basic care of animals. I'm a big believer in taking care of animals, but taking care of humans first. (I'm glad my girl doesn't read this site : ) On the flip side, it's appalling that folks here go to the mall to drop $400 on an inbred dog while many, many are dying in shelters every day. Stupid, stupid people.

Next year it all belongs to the Colts! :) But this year, go Steelers!

Very nicely done Jonny.

Happy Birthday Ill! :Party_fest09:

Happy Birthday!

That was really good... very moving.

A good diet is to eat a variety, don't over eat, get some exercise, and be happy with how your body ends up. :) Of course, no one EVER agrees with me on this. :lolsign:

Good interview! The truth

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Good track man, it's got an old school feel to it. :2thumbs:

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Ah Hero, the eternal optimist. :rofl:

February 30 :lolsign:

Back in the day I picked up a few of their singles, mostly to collect. Over the years I kinda fell out of that habit, other things to spend money on. A few years ago I thought about getting back into it, but then I saw AJ's collection and decided I needed to be incredibly wealthy before I took up that task. :)

Wow, I could swear there was several things on that initial list that was popular in the US in the 80's. (Adidas track suit, color scrunchies, leggins/long t-shirts, etc...)

4000 pounds? Wow! I think a custom plate here is like an additional $50 or so...