She loves to shop, but she can't spell 
Spending money is what she does well 
Or is she a he? I'm not quite sure 
"rap 4 me !", a demanding he-girl 
I'm just playing, but serious, let's keep it real 
You bumpin down my topic for what? A cheap thrill 
Welcome to the board, it's about a guy named Will 
Play and post right, let me see your hands and sit still 
 
 
How was that? For real, I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, it would have made this easier. Also, in the future I would recommend that if you're thinking about make making a topic about people rapping about your shopping habits, don't be like Mike. Just don't do it. 
 
Welcome to the board! 
 
God Blessa!