Silver Tiger

Nah, I don't wanna be president. Besides, I'm not old enough!

You couldn't be more right.

Ah Damn..... I mean- THANKS A LOT JULIE. We all know YOU weren't voting enough.

Sorry little Bobby! You just watched the director's cut! Yes, I am one man and one man alone. I have conquered the impossible.

Hello all. You know me, I know you. And since you know me, you know I have a huge signature and it has for years claimed a movie made by me was on the way. Well now it's no longer a vague, half-promise! Today your fantasy is reality! Today I have finished my movie. Today you will watch it (seriously, I'm going to bump the hell out of this thread until every single one of you gives feedback)! I have worked tirelessly to present to you this piece that should be considered nothing less than art. I present to you, my praising public: The Day Chris Ate The World I recommend that your praises be glowing and that your glowing be joyous. For this is a joyous day. You may not have known it until now, but you can finally die happy. You truly are welcome.

Wow, 2 big names in 2 days. RIP you bad mother- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Seriously? ANOTHER ONE? I mean- Happy Birthday Cozmo.

I just read about this. Really young age to go nowadays. RIP Mac...

I Am Legend was alright. A prequel doesn't make sense. Especially if it's starring Will. Opening Scene: Robert Neville is eating breakfast with his wife. They have a lovely time together Final Scene/Climax: Robert's daughter gets a boo boo on her knee when she trips while running to her daddy. Robert saves the day with a band-aid. End Scene.

I'm kind of proud nobody clicked the link. They think it's a real Lil' Wayne video...

I don't think that I made that post about me at all. If I were to do such a thing I would surely do it in a way that only Chris can. On the real though, I really wasn't. That post actually had thought of Jim's character in it. He's one of our resident Will criticizers (and I usually agree). Give me some credit, cookies!

Happy Birthday, Jim! I'm a celebrate by criticizing Will all day today. Just for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXWIncZHPXQ It's the same dude that did the Lil' Wayne/Juelz video.

That's a lot of news. Most of the interesting stuff I already knew though (probably cuz this goes all the way back to June). lol @ Bow Wow though. "Everyone hates us, so we'll probably do an album together."

Time to time. :wickedwisdom:

I missed the panic.

Ha, I've seen this before. I hope that when you guys get it you don't screw it up with the English language.

I guess I just give off the vibe where people say to themselves, "that guy is valuable."

Oh thank me, most definitely. Why? Because a "Kel Spencer" autograph from Chris is like a misprint on a Jordon rookie card, it's worth millions.

You guys shouldn't laughing. Jeff really likes the song.

I like it, it's cool. It's got an ugly black and white smudge in the corner that he said he was done with though.

Nothing against Germany? Not even Hitler? Or are you one of those people that think like Will Smith?

Oh most definitely. I could probably sign them as "Kel Spencer" and the dude wouldn't even thank me.

I thought and thought about it and the answer is yes. As an inside joke for the board, it doesn't get much better than that.

Same thing happened to me. I fixed it too, because I am SMRT. Ale.... :willvspaparazzi: