Silver Tiger

I can't say I'm a fan of what he's become.

Didn't see you, Tim!

Wow, Tim... I laughed.

lol, there's some funny lines there, Tim. What exactly were you thinking for the video?

This is off his latest album. I recommend you guys check it out.

Nice job, Tim!

Thanks a lot guys! This was a lot of fun.

Great battle, Brakes! Each round just got better and better. Thanks for the feedback, guys!

I'll try to make this too. Should be fun.

Sorry to hear that Ben. I lost 2 dogs and a cat a couple years of go (in about a year's time). I know what it's like. Hope things turn around for you.

Hahaha son, dude I know that you joking I'm about to shove the rod of truth, leaving you choking You kicked Pakalicous the exact minute he's late You came in 7 hours past but refused yourself the same fate I'm gonna keep this clean, not gonna say you should "blow this" But does anybody else think that contestants shouldn't host this? Your verse had no impact, erratic like Lil' B So I take it as a complement when you say I'm '93 If my acting's a joke, I got some words that'll kill ya "Good job, Brakes! I know you'll make it" - That sound familiar? You got our support, we won't put you in check Because nobody can look away from watching a train wreck So much arrogance in your words, must think you're something to fear Except that message board battles are the highlight of your career LL went at Canibus, now that was legendary Bet you never heard a decent diss, Cool J popped your cherry There was Nas vs. Jay, man Ether was my song Then Da Brakes battled Luigie, now tell me who don't belong? I had to sit down to read it? Your imagination don't leap I put your verse next to my bed to help me fall asleep Got a lotta pics with you and Jeff, what you implying? I talked with him about your work, dude started dying "A Stan that don't get it," then he called you a flirt Laughed so hard when I said the words "Da Brakes Concert" Wake the giant from his sleep? Sure, I'm Jack, check the beanstalk I'm saving the princess, you at home crying, ejaculating in socks Next time you come at me, do some work, give a damn It's like Christmas dinner was the only time you went H.A.M. The name is Chris Langner, get your spelling correct It might be the name to sign your janitorial paycheck I'll give you your last dying wish, right down to the letter I'll write it on your tombstone: Rest in Peace and God Blessa!

lol, that was pretty hard to listen to Lerk. I got about a minute and a half in before I had to stop.

He's talented. I really like him on Community. I don't like how his voice sometimes sounds like Wayne when he raps though.

Yo Brakes it's nice to see you, been a long time coming Haven't seen you do it big since John McCain was running Like the old man's wrinkled wang, your career is mostly "flop" There's a reason that you're name is a synonym for "STOP" Can you hear me way down there? I gotta yell it from the top Last dude got you arguing who your son be callin' "Pop" Don't get caught up in that nonsense, stay strong for your kid Someone's gotta tell him what daddy almost did I'd make this short and sweet but you wanted 32 Draw it out like a useless horse, turn you into glue You're like a flea-infested dog in heat, a bitch with an itch Traded mic-stands for a baby seat, now you play Quidditch It's insulting to call this thing you do a career Your raps got suicidal tendencies like headlight-loving deer You're never, not, no, negative, needless I'll beat you a thousand times before you could look up "antithesis" The opposite of "talent" would be a complement Took your CD out the jewel case and put up a sign "For Rent" I gotta hand it to you man, you're a real funny Brit... ...Well that would be true if you think changing diapers counts for wit I'd tell you to "bite me" but you'd take it the wrong way Like a reason to rhyme-rob, then tell me I said it was Ok In fact, you're an out-of-work rapper, an album is due I'm starting to think this battle is content-fishing for you Well bring it in close, I got a line you could use "Thank God my wife ain't see me work before we said our "I do's"" Got the charm of a corpse, son that means that you're rank I say that Brakes spit that bull____, you fill in the blank You're a struggling poet and you chose to battle me Look in your wallet and ask who you really "Wannabe" You crashed your own KIA, tried to become a fraction Man this the closest you'll ever get to being Killed In Action

I thought you both did a good job. I didn't expect some of those lines on this board for sure. Nasty battle! It was close but I had to go with Brakes on this one.

These battles are keeping the contestants on their toes. Nothing feels safe! Good battle, Tim.

I put in my vote. Unfortunately it's still a tie. That was a close battle. I liked both verses. Ultimately went with Brakes for embracing the Katie diss and flipping it around.

Nice job ted. Really wish he was still here...

RIP Joe...

I was pretty bummed when I found out. RIP Heavy D...

Pretty close battle. Tough to choose! I'll get back to you tomorrow!

What's up Tiny Tim? You been missin' me I reckon Unlike your sex life, this the only time you'll ever cum in second You're like a short alphabet, you're low on I.Q. You're so unliked my last opponent spent half his verse dissing you You're an internet Queen with a lonely occupation No one told me I'd be dissin' kids from the Make a Wish Foundation I'm like an old compass, a little hard to follow You retired old whore, still know how to swallow You're an Amazon book, you're easy to write Man you're so good at suckin' you'd think you was Twilight You're an unsharpened pencil, always missing the point Like a gay drug addict, mouth needing a joint Surprise abusive wombat, I'll beat you on a whim Crowd screamin' Mortal Kombat, chuck the deuce and "Finish Him!" Back, Down, Forward, Punch, Kick, got my spear in ya throat Now let's toss you in the river and watch your dumb ass float

Thanks, Victor!

Gotta go with Chris on this one! Some classic lines there! That was a good battle though. It's almost not fair when you put yourself out there so much for the opponent to see.

Yeah, it's a shame you didn't get to use it against Tallen for real.