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Schnazz vs itsJP: Semi Final 2


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16 members have voted

  1. 1. who won?

    • Schnazz
      11
    • itsJP
      5


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Give it up Chicken McCracker, you'll never be a rapper

Find yourself another dream to try and chase after

You got no knack for this, you're wack at this

Even with jacked rhymes you're still a hack at this

You beating me is like Max getting bad grades,

Julie kicking puppies, or Hero getting laid.

Like Brakes getten boo'd, Jonny on cocain

Ted diggen Mike Jones, or Lerk being sane

It just can't happen, like the Bears winning it all

You hit the stage and folks already want a curtain call

I go twelve hours, and folks still want more

Just ask your mom, ya, I hit that whore

Ease back, I didn't hit your mom, I have common sense

She's a complete waste of my fifty cents

Is this getting rough? Have I dazed and confused you?

Let me kick some lines that you are more used too

I'm the Bugs Bunny to your Daffy Duck

I'm the Suburban to your Tonka Truck

I'm the 360 to your N.E.S.

I'm the fine suite to your flower dress

I'm the Legos to your Duplo Blocks

I'm the I-Pod to your music box

I'm the Manning to your Rex G.

I'm the big screen to your 13 inch tv

I'm the beamer to your R.C. car

I'm the Eminem to your Bizarre

I'm the Harley to your little scooter

I'm the cannon to your pea shooter

I'm fillen the bank while you dream of vast riches

I love a gorgeous girl, you wish you're banging b!tches

Just face it, I'm better, in every way, shape, and form

You best get used to it, you'll soon realize it is the norm

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Look at this bastard Schnazz, He must think he's Nasty Nas

You say my rhymes are jacked, well I jacked off on yours

You're rhymes dumb, full of cum, I know it sounds absurd

No takin it back, everybodys already heard

That horrible verse that you just spit

Face it man, you're just sh!t

So hopless you have to lie to yourself

Man who you tryin to fool you aint got no wealth

You ain't got no claim to fame

And its always gonna stay the same

So hide your name in shame

Until someone asks what became

Of that rapper schnazz from back in the day

Now he's a bum on the corner askin for change

Cuz his rhymes couldn't make him a livin

Nobody wants to hear that wack flow you're givin

Can't believe my ears, you're talkin about common sense

You think your peyton manning, eminem, godamn whats next

Sounds to me like you're the one thats dazed and confused

When you rap its like you're being abused

I'll leave you with a bruise, no a scar that'll last for life

Even after I die I'll come back in strife, With a plastic knife

Give you a brand new scar, and your fatass wife

You're wack rhymes are toxic

I haven't heard worse music since this new age rock sh!t

It looks like I'm gettin close to my maximum

Hell I might as well have some fun

I'll spit on your face, send you home in disgrace

I'll kick you out of the whole damn United States

And beat you over the head with a license plate

Take youre rhyme book and erase it

You've just been fired, now where's your replacement?

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