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  1. "deep in the shallow" "mercury retrograde" by DUSTY WHITE http://www.myspace.com/DUSTYWHITE :thumbsup:
  2. Talking about marriage, here is a little joke: HOW TO STAY MARRIED! A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?" Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."
  3. congratulations to both of you!
  4. (found on the web): TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH : 1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them. 2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer. 3. a. You can legally kill yourself b. You can legally be killed 4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you. 5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your capital..... 6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national tradition. 7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country 8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbours. 9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans. 10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN : 1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly. 2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country. 3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer. 4. You are either a.like the Dutch, just less efficient b.like the French, just less romantic c.like the Germans 5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer. 6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you. 7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade. 8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares 9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders 10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it? TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN : 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Give them a second chance : 1. Oktoberfest. 2. Oktoberfest-beer. 3. BMW. 4. VW. 5. Audi. 6. Mercedes. 7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail in any other country of the world. 8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language. 9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious. 10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet). TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH : 1. Two World Wars and One World Cup. 2. Warm beer. 3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket. 4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events. 5. Union jack underpants. 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer. 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power. 8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not. 9. Ditto changing underwear. 10. Beats being Welsh. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH : 1. You ain't English! 2. You ain't English! 3. You ain't English! 4. You ain't English! 5. You ain't English! 6. You ain't English! 7. You ain't English! 8. You ain't English! 9. You ain't English! 10. You ain't English! TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH : 1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you? TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH : 1. Guinness. 2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives. 3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road. 4. Pubs never close. 5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on. 6. No one can ever remember the night before. 7. Kill people you don't agree with. 8. Stew. 9. More Guinness. 10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH : 1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. 2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time 3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs. 4. If there's a war you can surrender really early. 5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4. 6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. 7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. 8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. 9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street. 10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN : 1. You can have a woman president without electing her. 2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it. 3. You can call Budweiser beer. 4. You can be a crook and still be president. 5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. 6. If you can breathe you can get a gun. 7. You get to be really obese. 8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care. 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". 10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN : 1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world. 2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer. 3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour ozone-hole radiation the other half. 4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope. 5. You can go skiing in your knickers. 6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football. 7. You have to be a woman to get anywhere. 8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly spacious. 9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you. 10. You can actually get bored with blondes. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN : 1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes. 2. Unembarrassed to wear fur. 3. No need to worry about tax returns. 4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC. 5. Can wear sunglasses inside. 6. Political stability. 7. Flexible working hours. 8. Live near the Pope. 9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair. 10. Country run by Sicilian murderers. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH : 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes. 2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees. 3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc. 4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans. 5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing. 6. Honesty. 7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls. 8. You get to eat bull's testicles. 9. Gibraltar. 10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN : 1. Chicken Madras. 2. Lamb Passanda. 3. Onion Bhaji. 4. Bombay Potato. 5. Chicken Tikka Masala. 6. Rogan Josh. 7. Popadoms. 8. Chicken Dopiaza. 9. Kingfisher lager. 10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN : 1. It beats being an American. 2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. 4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? 6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. 7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. 8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins. 9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme. 10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN : 1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward that no civilized nation on earth wanted. 2. Fosters Lager. 3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you. 4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV. 5. Tact and sensitivity. 6. Bondi Beach. 7. Other beaches. 8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals. 9. Drinking cold lager on the beach. 10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach. TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GREEK : 1. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes. 2. The police is even more corrupt than the criminals they are supposed to be chasing. 3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around wretching their stomach contents up at the sight. 4. Old women can sport moustaches. 5. Young women can sport moustaches. 6. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in a zoo. 7. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of the world sees it as an instrument of torture. 8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to let everyone else around the world know about it 9. Ridiculous bureaucracy. 10. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.
  5. Maybe but i prefer seeing the glass half full.
  6. Okey. Here you are: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21C-1qD710 Its at 3.45 something into the vid. he's still not very sure:"maybe" (or "may be"?)...
  7. SOURCE:http://www.actualite-de-stars.com/people/002947.html (in french) I translated the article: Will Smith won't rap anymore? By Patrice the 07/01/2007 Will Smith began his musical career in the late eighties, member of the duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. He had begun his actor career as the main role in the serie "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" that was a success in the US and in France. Became a box office star and a famous actor in a few years, his last album released in 2005. In an interview with the magazine "STAR", he suggested he could stop his hip-hop career. To the question of the journalist "Will we still be lucky to listen to your rap?", Will Smith replied "I have a nephew of 17 years old who has begun to rap, and he told me it was time for me to stop". Smith doesn't say formally that he is going to stop, but that his nephew suggests to him to do it. Maybe he will "gives the torch" to his nephew or he will just stop momentarily, the time for setting up his nephew.
  8. Will was the guest of two french tv shows for the promotion of his movie. During one of them, he played Rubik's Cube... Demonstration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esNk-fbfqa0 P.S: Will said, laughing, the video had to be added on youtube...
  9. I don't know if I can ask for that here in fact but... Can someone put the video clip of this song to download?
  10. life is beautiful - johnny five http://www.myspace.com/JOHNNYFIVEMUSIC
  11. a little evolution of the situation, as you can see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Req....2F2.2F0.2F0.29
  12. Ok, I rectify what I wrote: I didn't lose the battle. In fact, I read again the case and the thing is the case has not been judged yet because the wikipedia rules say: The Arbitrators will accept a case after four net accept votes are cast; that is, four more accept than reject votes. Cases which have not met the acceptance criteria after 10 days will be removed from this page. Individual Arbitrators will provide a rationale for their vote if so moved, or if specifically requested. source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration_policy And for the moment, only one arbitrator wrote something... Here are the members of the comitee of arbitration with their e-mails if you want to contact them: Fred Bauder - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Fred_Bauder Sean Barrett aka "The Epopt" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/The_Epopt JayJG - talk - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Jayjg Matthew Brown aka "Morven" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Morven Charles Matthews - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Email...harles_Matthews Dmcdevit - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Dmcdevit Mark, aka Raul654 -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Raul654 Ben aka "Neutrality" -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Neutrality source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:AC#Active These e-mails are "wiki e-mails", you have to be a wikipedia user to send such e-mails... Register! If it's not done... There are so many pages about the rules! I was lost! They should simplify all that!
  13. UPDATE: I lost the battle: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Req..._Smith_web_site
  14. If it's true, I think the argument would be... conclusive! If someone can prove it...
  15. what do you mean by they "have checked out the site"? Err.. Will and Jeff have checked it out meaning they have visited! Really? How do you know that? This is a very good argument! I tried to search the topic "post your own will smith and jazzy jeff fansite" (i remember there was such a topic in "caught of the middle" i think) but the fonction "search" doesn't work for me. If anyone could find the topic, I would give the link to the person so that he understands that this site gathers together all the webmasters of the other important fan sites about Will!
  16. what do you mean by they "have checked out the site"?
  17. dusty white - "born in a whore house" :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: http://www.myspace.com/dustywhite
  18. I think it is right? I ask because it should be added on wikipedia page about will smith! In fact, I added it and it was deleted! However, wikipedia guideline says: "If there are many fansites for the topic covered by the article, then providing a link to one major fansite (and marking the link as such) may be appropriate" (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:EL ) Someone writed : " Prove that your fansite is "the major" one"! If you want to participate to the discussion:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Will_Smith (at the bottom of the page)
  19. Dusty White - "lucas" :2thumbs: :2thumbs: :2thumbs: http://www.myspace.com/dustywhite
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