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Bracesup

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  1. I think Born To Reign was the first track where I saw a little aggressive side to Will's rapping. I loved it though, but seemed like a different style of Will in that particular track.
  2. Okay Lambert. I like Eminem and I like 50 Cent too. But there is no denying that they destroyed Pac's image as well as his album. If you having been a big fan of 2 Pac for a while, you would certainly admit that it is reality, irrespective of being a Shady crew fan.
  3. "get a life homie". So Lerkot got mad, pulled out his Mack 10 and.....
  4. Actually its doin great, Im writing a bible. Ha ha. So who's the almighty one? Jazz or Fresh? :hilarious:
  5. First, DAMN!!!! :thumb: Second, WHAT?????? :slap: Anyways, here's mine, So you're 'that damn good' like the almighty Hunter? Can't even lift a sledge-hammer, you is just a blunder, Rhymes gonna explode cause I'm going nuclear, Faster than Goldberg and hit you with a spear Originality is my middle name, just ask your girl, Performance level unlike any other, got her toes to curl. Lyrical police gonna confiscate your weak spit pen, Cause you're the rap equivalent of J-Lo's ex Ben, Carnage and destruction I attack like Venom, Crush you like a 'Spider' and dry you of your serum. Looks like the third installment to Ash and Mary, Your spits anorexic, so confirms Uncle Jesse, Rhymes so confusing, like a speech from John Kerry, It's just a cat and mouse game, I'm Tom and you're Jerry. Chopped your genitals and hanged it like a bell, Your dad got aroused and thought it was swell. Byes.
  6. Whoo-hoo, more people. :dancingcool: Now it's my turn: Lyrical madness upto its worst, Yet dude called Pkey wants to put me in a hearse, Pretending his spits are like a bunch of knives, Dude's a ho from Desperate Housewives, Ain't gonna diss Schnazz, I like him though But gonna be Kane and chokeslam this fool J-O-E, Patiently waiting to be destroyed by the Brace, Trying to be 50 yet falls short to Mase, Weak thought I'd break, but succeeded like Whitney's marriage, Instead dude turned out like Nicole Kidman's miscarriage. You is trying to be Pfeiffer, but we know you're a Berry, Gonna get into the Bat-suit and go after Michelle's cherry, Stepping in the court, pretending to be Kournikova, 2 sets up, and I roar like the champion Serena, Fool wants to rob me, yet running out of gas, Better get going, cus you gotta shampoo your hairy a**. Byes.
  7. :hilarious: So here goes verse 6 Stop! Stand back. Look around you, J-O-E. The people have decided that you're just a no show, Seriously messing up rhymes up until Round five, Reminds me of Ashley Simpson in Saturday Night Live, Comparing my rhymes with Slim is a travesty, Cause I'm the Tomb Raider and he's just an average Buffy, Exploring the darkest corners of rap is my main game, You could even consider Pac as my real name, Testing your abilty is just like a smooth ride, It's like Kylie in my bedroom, making her 'Confide'. I got spits like Bane who broke the Dark Knight. One sucker punch, and you is like Clooney from Out Of Sight, I am the Predator and will cut your head for a trophy, Churn up your brains and drink it like a mug of coffee, I'm more dangerous than the H.I.V, learn and realise, Can hide in a condom, but you still can't be sterilised, Byes.
  8. Hey man. Welcome. Why don't you start a new freestyle first.
  9. Now here's my turn: Its Spitmania 21 and I'm the lyrical Undertaker, Tombstone yo a** and send you to your Holy maker, We know you 'bruise easily' like Natasha Bedingfield, And my verse is like a spear, so get ready to be killed, Trying to be tough and coming at me like Deadpool, 3 Spit-Claws are out, and you're gonna be a dead fool, Ridin on your enemies like Pac, you declare, The only riding is on your boyfirend, you freakin gay. This gives me an idea about your weak sitcom, Involves a camera, with you lying in a dorm. An all out war now, cuz I am a pirate, Curse you like the Blackpearl, and make you go irate, Defending your weakness for being all 'bout fun, My lyrical attacks are like a substitute for a gun, So better think thrice before you respond to me, son, Insults gonna fly, and you'd decide to be a nun. Byes.
  10. Whoa man, 4 days is a pretty long time. Feel for you, homie. :kekeke:
  11. Man this sucks. Why can't people take rap lyrics just as entertainment and not personally? The greatness about most of the rap tracks is the violence surrounding it. Take that away, and rap will be dead permanently.
  12. Did I just see AJ wearing a green top???????? :eek4:
  13. Yo man. That's awesome. Hey, do you have these old DU tracks: 1.Same Song 2.The Way We Swing [remix] 3.The DFLO Shuttle 4.Family of The Underground 5.Wussup Wit The Luv If you do, would you please share them with me? I have been trying for a long time to get these 5 tracks. Thanks.
  14. Holy crap. That was hard, man. :werd: I really had to think long to come up with this. So here goes nothing: Round 2, annoyed J-O-E and got him frustrated, I am the greatest, hence I'm the most hated, This ain't even a competition, so lemme show you the way, It's like a fashion week, you is Stella and I am Versace. Slit your spit like mad suicidal, You're just an amateur from American Idol, Slipping and tripping like the Prince and Camilla, Yet trying to be Fresh and going after Jada, Why you be messing with the evil icon? As well get yourself some soft silicon. Don’t cry honey. Go run to your mom, While I’m Cruising with women like Collateral Tom, Spitting verses for you is Mission Impossible, Better off winning races while being a cripple, Always can rub lanterns and ask for a Genie 3 wishes up and you still couldn't beat me. Byes.
  15. Wow, those were awesome. Thank you so much for putting them up.
  16. No its not! The US and Uk have different figures! Yeah but u guys in UK drives on the wrong way of the road to ^^.. you are probably unqiue about having 100 000/300 000 too :) Hey, we drive in left lane too. Actually, that's the "right" lane. :werd:
  17. Nick's album will definitely sink after this.
  18. You is just a test subject for me to rip at, But this ain't no weapon X, you're just a pussycat. Thought I'd get the freaky mutie Logan, Instead I got the hasbeen called Hogan, Already can sense that you have totally fallen, Chew you up like a lion back in my spit den, Stomping a mudhole like Austin with a beer, Get the point, so start trembling with fear, Is J-O-E the greatest rapper that I've seen? C'mon now, could get better rhymes from Mr. Bean You’re like Bruce without that skank Demi, I’m like Aaron banging both Hil and Lindsay My spit’s gonna take you out from here to section Potna Just like Angelina dumped that old dude from Bad Santa Virus spreading thru the net is who I am, Gonna make you look like Sean from I am Sam. Byes.
  19. Hey J-O-E, I really like that. It was hot. :thumb: Anyways, let me go now. Round 1, and I put the J-O-E in the mix, Dude was like Eleckra and I was the Matrix, What now? Already scared and ready to pee Thought so, cus you ain’t got no chance against me. Better be prepared to lose to the Master, Prolly like Richard Simmons going into the Contender, Picking up your pieces would be your boyfriend, I knew all along that you tend to bend. Last time I checked, all you wanted was a pacifier, Don’t worry, Vin Diesel’s still available for you to hire. Wait a sec, you still here to get bit at spit? Your efforts go wasted cuz I am like Will Smith, Gonna be Mike Lowrey than be sweet Hitch, Toxic like an ivy and make you go itch, So this is it, sis, I’m done with you, miss. Worse than what Rick did to that ho Paris. Byes.
  20. By the way, Hero1, is there a pic of you out there?
  21. I don't know what code you are talking about, but the link from that website to the video is this: Thugz Mansion
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