Cozmo D Posted February 3, 2006 Report Share Posted February 3, 2006 I've never been one much for this judging rap by reading it thing. So much depends on the rappers delivery and voice and sense of timing. Since I've done gone out on a ledge on this Freestyle sign-up though, I figured I would post one of my more recent songs and see how it flies. :wiggle: Please be gentle on me, it's my first time! :lolsign: WE DON’T DO FUNK ANYMORE “We don’t like funk anymore, we only like our beats raw” “My grandmom saw you on tour…” BUT THEN THAT BASS HITS THE FLOOR! Straight up out your Old Skool At Noon Show, I’m here with the bass yo! Ain’t no way to snooze on the funk in your face yo! I’m a give ya what y’all been missin’, take a listen Feel the bass an the rhymes that I’m spittin at ya That’s right, this old timer’s gittin at ya Climbin’ up on ya stage as I drop that outrageous Old Skool Brooklyn flavored funk The kind that makes the girls with the sexy bodies go Bump bump bump all night long at the party No bud required, don’t need no Bacardi I got that good funk here, so come an get some, Hip-Hop aphrodisiac, guaranteed to get the honey set son, Or make a weak man strong This funk will keep that body workin’ all night long That’s why we named this here crew Jam-On Cause we be funkin on until the break a dawn! They try to keep this funky Hip-Hop off the radio, They try to run that Old Skool yang, but they ain’t gotta play me though Because I’m hip to they steez This is one Old Skool brutha don’t get down on his knees I hit the streets with the funky sensation I take my funk directly to the Hip-Hop nation If Hip-Hop is on lock I’ve got the keys to the dundgeon If Hip-Hop is a science, call this a malFUNKtion (CHORUS) “We don’t do funk anymore, kids want their Hip-Hop hardcore” “That Old Skool stuff gets ignored, please show yourself to the door” “We don’t sell funk anymore, that style went out with valore” “Maybe in our bargain store, the Old Skool section’s aisle 4” “We don’t play funk anymore, we feel it’s much too mature” “Our Old Skool mix is at 4, but here please take our brochure” “We don’t like funk anymore, we only like our beats raw” “My grandmom saw you on tour…” BUT THEN THAT BASS HITS THE FLOOR! Kick in the door wavin’ the vinyl! Bum-rushin’ DJs from Cali to New York, and from Texas to Ohio It’s Cozmo D, your Hip-Hop and Funk ambassador Weak MCs with wack beats, look out I’m smashin ya Pull over to the shoulder while I’m passin ya Keep that garbage off the road or I’ll be crashin ya Try to take me on and it’ll be a massacre, Cause I’ll be blastin’ ya and funkin up you passengers! You see, I’m not FROM the Old Skool, I helped put up the building I set a beam in every park I killed in I poured the mortar when they laid the foundation The bricks came from The Bronx but I’m a Brooklyn brick mason So don’t get suped yo, because you think you run this thing, Cause I done done this thing and I know how to gun this thing I keeps the funk on the one, rain, snow or shine No matter how you cut the cake I’m always gonna get mine I’m a Hip-Hop child of the ‘70s Born on the streets of Bed-Stuy with a pure funk pedigree I dropped records you was in your pampers hummin’ Over 20 years later and the checks are still comin’ So if this album don’t sell I won’t get vexed son I’ll get back in the lab, mix up some new funk, and I’m putting out the next one Cause I’m Hip-Hop from the jump an that’s no lie And I’m a bring the funk ‘till I die! (CHORUS) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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