Only in Britain

[Da Brakes]

An email I got that made me laugh!!

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an

ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the

way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while

healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large

fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the

pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on

the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls

and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we

didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of

a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their

tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new

shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of

screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree

while the fairy

lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas

decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker

pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled

out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a

lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years

after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of

Control Scalextric cars.

and finally.........

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the

toilet.

:rofl:

[Big Willie]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Mac Daddy]

So True! :rofl: :lolsign:

[J-o-e]

Sadly it is true...every single one :lolsign:

[Jazzy Julie]

lmao the diet coke one is so true, my friends do it all the time.

[BamF]

Same thing in America except the not to mention thing.

[Hero1]

nice.. you know britains got an alcholism epidemic on its hands..and jonny is leadin the charge! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: