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Joe vs Turntable: Round 1


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12 members have voted

  1. 1. who won?

    • Joe
      9
    • Turntable
      3


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Turntable, the one who was never really able

But ofcourse we all knew that he was never stable

So if you really do have lyrical talent, show me

Now I don't really want to diss you, Ur a homie

But they no friends in this so called rap game

It's a real dirty shame that I don't know Ur real name

Now bare with me, I just need to be perfect

Me Vs Turntable, Tim was this battle really worth it?

I'm killing fools as much as I switch my tools

Don't they teach english anymore in foriegn schools?

I'm real up against it, I really can't back down

I really wonder who's going to be slanging crack now

While my oppenent lives where weed is legal

U look febal, like playing the enemy to steve segal

Now I don't have any reason to hate, cuz Ur dutch

But trying to mess with my head, crutch and such

So here's my future prediction, no need for snitching

3 strikes Ur out, my words are just like pitching

Stop b!tching try and sit down and really conversate

Why so many people hate, no need to debate

The best thing is u know i'm dope, and u can't cope

All u can do is go on your knees bow down and hope...

It's like the U-turn, but man just don't come back

I haven't even read a response, I kno Ur whack...

Know u ashamed that u lost, man u paid the cost

Just be happy that u bow downed to the boss

Not a don but I have scent on when the drama's on

I'm not an assasain, wake up and Ur mama's gone

The pressure of the stress is building, Ur left torn

Listening to heavy metal Korn while watching porn

So if you actually reply, man i'll give u respect

Not that complex if u figure out Ur gender sex....

:pony:

Good Luck Turntable....

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I aint need no luck Joe, you gonna need it

I`ll do you so hard, you`ll see you should have retreated

You can spit as many bars as you want, they wont get better

Even Vanillas rhymes are 10-times better

Come on man face it, your wack

It`s nothing to be ashamed of, just a simple fact

Ok, I know I also aint al that, but I aint acting like it

So why do you do? It`s fake, even your best line sucked a bit

By the way, my real name is Marius, dont forget it

Oh well dont worry, after this battle you wont

You`ll remember this, like a veteran `Nam

Hold on, I think thats to much for you

You dont know what that means, your to stupid for school

Maybe we should change the topic, lets talk about me

You know, you`r biggest nightmare, but still not an enemy

You dont wanna know me when I get mean

What I spit hear, is just a begin

I could rip you, like LL did Canib` n

Like Jada did 50 n ****

But that would be unfair, wouldnt it?

So I wont put no energy in this battle

And at the end, when they start the poll, you`ll get more votes,

But dont forget, you didnt won caus you got balls

I just let you win, Fo`real I could smash you like the Niagara-falls

Still 10 lines to go, so that means it time to get ugly

You know what that means, just look at you`r body

No wonder you got disses by that girl at that party

Now dont act like you dont know what I`m talking `bout

I`m talking about that girlm you know the one that lukes like a guy

You where so hot for her, you said "I wanna show her my hammerthing"

We are almost done, and jus I wanna say, dont take this wrong kid

You`r still my homie, may the best dude win...

Sorry that my english sucks :stickpoke: :lolsign:

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I got 2 :lolsign:

Thanks to thoise who voted for me!!

"And at the end, when they start the poll, you`ll get more votes,

But dont forget, you didnt won caus you got balls

I just let you win, Fo`real I could smash you like the Niagara-falls"

See it told ya so :lolsign:

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