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Here Comes the Lerk!


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Here he comes, he hates rock

He hates break dance but he can post

He hates rap, he hates to act

And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats

Hey there. here comes the Lerk again

Here he comes ya'll, here he comes ya'll

Watch yo' back ya'll, here he comes ya'll

For a year Lerks been tryin to rip rhymes & get mine

**** lines, not like lava this time

he aint got gangsta crew death to bother with

Or a time conflict watchin them sci-fi flicks

On Skype he's contemplating each statement's wit

& He's concentrating on making podcast hits

& he's fittin' em line by line

got the night shoes on & tryin to find the perfect jjfp religion scheme

he's dreamin' about ya'll gleamin, doubt

"He's back from skypin he's screaming out

how he practiced JJFP religon & now he's devout

every JJFP album track packs what he's now about

In the past he hated The Passion, old fashioned"

spirtituality mashing, totally crashing

The Words out in a disorderly fashion

But back to the temple & guess what happened, KABOOM!

(ooh wee!) "The Lerks resilient!" Fresh Prince is GOD,

the movies killed him, wait, hold up, stop! You can pray to him

lock him back in Lerks hip hop temple while Dude's not filming

48 hours on the forum, shocked by the Lerk & his lack of money,

went from scenes with Uncle Phil to scenes on the Internet,

so hard to break free from this lunatic

not even past 20

but its done, so come see Will & the Lerk now, honey!

Here he comes, he hates rock

He loves break dance and he can post

He hates rap, he hates to act

And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats

Hey there. here comes the Lerk again

Everytime he touch his keys, he closes his eyes and he hope to shine

Then like a streak of light, they'd shout this name, they'd be like, YYEFFF!

Hey there, here comes the LERK again

just be glad you havent heard gangster crew death

everytime before he goes to bed he prays to Will and Yeff

woah!...here comes the LERK again

...here comes the LERK again!!!

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