Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 21, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 SUDDENLY, the room was filled with 50 thugs holding Machine Riffles knifes and baseball bats, It was the SOSOLID crew they came to avange their honour and murder Da brakes for dissing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) ...Prince threw his peviously strategically placed hands onto his head claiming his innocence, and wherupon bearing himself to the world everyone but Jonny turned away. In a moment of genius, AJ grabbed some CDs and used them as frisbee missiles, when Prince had the idea of throwing peaches as once the rest of the peach falls apart the stone can turn into a missile... Besides, everyone was getting hungry and they were angry that the ceremony had been interrupted... Edited August 21, 2004 by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 21, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) ..The sosolid crew hadnt expected such firepower in a burger king kitchen! they started to open fire blindley and mostly shot their own people in the kneecaps, legs and feet... Edited August 21, 2004 by Daedalus Mortality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 ...Prince, protecting his innocence with a teatowel around his waist, grabbed his ski poles and proclaimed, "en garde" before grabbing the sacrifice as a human shield... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Outside, snow had begun to fall and the temperature was -17*C. The confused wildchild stripped off his clothes, and ran off in the scud into the night... Jonny served the So Solid boys up with some quality grub, some that earlier he had really tried hard on preparing. Satisfied, the Crew left peacefully with very full stomachs having licked their plates, and having tasted the brilliance of the quality scoff, duly agreed to leave Brakes alone. Prince meanwhile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) ...had spotted W3 outside. He invited W3 inside, who promptly presented him with a new kilt. Also, on W3's travels, he had encountered a rather strange block of ice. He opened his suitcase, and out tumbled wildchild within an ice cube. Jonny put him in the oven to thaw out, while... Edited August 21, 2004 by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 21, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Jimmy The Kangaroo hopped by to do his funky Kango song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 ...everybody ignored Jimmy the Kangaroo who hopped along on his way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daedalus Mortality Posted August 21, 2004 Members Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Wich made Jimmy the Kangaroo feel verry lonely and unsure about his own manlyhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) ...and so Jimmy went off on his travels in search of that gay aardvark that had been plaguing Prince earlier that day. Just then, Tim... Edited August 21, 2004 by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) turned up wit his full gear of handbag, dress and beard and decided to help jimmy with his search. (this is the funniest thread i have ever read btw :bowrofl: ) Edited August 21, 2004 by Jazzy Julie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 (edited) ...Tim, struggling to raise his arms past his 3ft beard, pointed little Jimmy in the right direction, before deciding he would remain in the kitchen as he was getting hungry, wildchild should be thawed out by now, and he was anxious to proceed with the ceremony... Edited August 21, 2004 by Prince Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 but to his surprise , as he opened to oven door, wildchild was a big ball of flames, jonny, who was only good at making souce in the kitchen , had put wild child on a high setting. Wild child launched out of the oven onto Tim, who's beard set alight!..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Prince Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 ...Tim was upset that his "beauty" was being abolished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 and he didnt mean his beard. :sonny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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