Hey this will be my last rhyme for a while I hope it satisfies you
VERSE 1
Theres so many flaws in this thing we call the earth
For some people their problems start right at birth
I could sit here and list the problems forever for you
But I ain’t got that kinda time so I’ll only address a few
First 50 cents out there screwing up the musical world
He says he has so many fans he probably thinks he Tupac
Hey 50 I have someone friends who listened to you
Now they listen to punk rock
“I’ll take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick the lollipop”
Ok Curtis we get it you’re from the ghetto you can stop
Thank god we got people like Will Smith that resist the temptation
People like Will Smith that would pick their family OVER their reputation
People like Will Smith who don’t get caught up in the rotation
From winter to fall
From summer to spring
This place we call the world is a crazy thing
CHORUS
The world is a crazy place
It’ll kick you when your down
Rub dirt in your face
So you better get on it’s good side
Or you’re gonna have a long and hard ride
So just sit back and close your eyes
Because everything that’s in store is a surprise
VERSE 2
Man whats wrong with the world?
SUPERMAN COULDN’T WALK
that’s like Martin Luther King not bein able to talk
And now the leader of the church is dead
And the pope aint ever gonna rise again
The 2000s worst decade ever?
Sayin nuttin can be worse
Hey never say never
I’m sure these people will do sumthin much more “clever”
They’ll come up with somethin because the world can never be at peace
How can you say you like the world when an uncle would molest his niece?
When it seems like your life is controlled by the next press release
How can you like the world when they consider Paris Hilton news?
Stuff’s been wrong since Hitler prosecuted the Jews
Yea that’s right you got a 13 year old talkin bout World War 2
Not mentioned no names but send him to jail you got all them clues
So much evidence its just immense
But how can you take the expense?
Of sending a celebrity to jail?
To me it seems like so far the world has failed
CHORUS
VERSE 3
Now I know it seems like all I’ve done the whole song
Is sit there and knit pick and tell you whats wrong
But don’t get the wrong idea theres a lot of positive things in the world too
Just look what its done for you
Even if you're life was bad
you shouldn't be mad
because at least you got to have a life
you may even have some kids and a wife
But the world still controls you
Whether your in America, Iraq, or hell even Hong Kong
Basically what the world represents
Is that even if everything is terrible
at least you still got sumthin to be happy for
O yea the world must suck cuz you can’t get tickets to the snoop dogg tour
Every person on the face of the Earth has been an asshole to another at one time
Every person on the face of the Earth has had committed at least one crime
It doesn’t matter the size
Nothing will ever be perfect thats the moral of the the rhyme
CHORUS