Here ya go! 
 
The 5 Rules 
 
Alright check it yeah; this is a song going out to all of my fellas out there yeah.  I’ve been noticing that some of you boys on the street, you don’t know how to talk to these girls correctly.  All going up to them and squeezing their arse, or disrespecting them if they don’t wanna get with you.  That ain’t how you do it man.  Look listen up yeah, I’m a tell you how its supposed to go down.  Alright, check this out. 
 
I was sitting there chilling 
Sitting back reminiscing  
All the pretty young women 
Body be finger licking 
I, testify bro let me get with it 
If you give me 2 minutes 
(Yeah) I can get them digits 
I was cocky, nuttin could a stop me 
I bop street, then I’d stop clean when I spot these 
Fiiiiine young looking individuals 
Better get with it, coz I’m about to get it physical 
Always the same, “Baby girl what’s your name?” 
She’d giggle a little and wouldn’t know what to say 
Girl I’m short of time, by the way the more you smile 
Its sort of like I suddenly get warm inside 
Yours or mine? This is where its borderline 
She said “Your real cute!” 
I know I get that all the time! 
She was surely mine no need to buss them corny lines 
An ordinary guy? Please, I’m one of a kind 
 
CHORUS 
This is how it is; this is how it used to get done 
5 rules (yeah) and I’m taking you from step one 
Yes son, tell me do you really want the best one? 
Coz if you do better pay attention to this song 
 
This is how it is; this is how it used to get done 
5 rules (yeah) and I’m taking you from step one 
Yes son, tell me do you really want the best one? 
Coz if you do better pay attention to this song 
 
(Don’t talk to her breats) 
 
You gotta be smooth, a gentleman and never crude 
Women don’t like it when you be coming off all rude 
There are 5 rules, let me school you son 
By the time I’m done, you can have the finest one 
Alright, number 1, fix up look sharp 
Spend a bit of money and get some slick garms 
Number 2, if the girl is with her crew. 
Take her aside so it’s only her and you. 
If you get dissed, slapped up and dismissed 
Nobody saw it, so just go bout your business 
Number 3, when you’re up in the club 
And she walks past…DO NOT grab her arse 
Its not funny bro, no its not clever 
She’ll just turn around and be like “What ever!” 
Number 4, bro no means no, 
If she ain’t feeling you, take the hint and go 
 
CHORUS 
 
(Say the right name in bed) 
 
The final rule, and it’s the most underrated 
Should be implied as a fundamental basic 
You’re the man; she’s the girl now on a level 
Let there be no doubt in her mind that she’s special 
Flowers, chocolates, not forgetting compliments 
Not quite arrogant just a little confidence 
Believe me a little thought goes a long way 
This song play, should help you not to rub her up the wrong way 
A sure winner, a candlelit dinner 
Think like a pro, don’t let it show you’re a beginner 
Give respect, yeah Aretha got it right 
She ain’t your bredrin so its cool to be polite 
I’m not a master, nah not a Romeo 
Just dropping some knowledge of what I’ve learnt so you know 
Take it or leave it, dismiss it or believe it 
The 5 rules. Now you know how to achieve it 
 
CHORUS