Here he comes, he hates rock 
He hates break dance but he can post 
He hates rap, he hates to act 
And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats 
Hey there. here comes the Lerk again 
 
Here he comes ya'll, here he comes ya'll 
Watch yo' back ya'll, here he comes ya'll 
 
For a year Lerks been tryin to rip rhymes & get mine 
**** lines, not like lava this time 
he aint got gangsta crew death to bother with 
Or a time conflict watchin them sci-fi flicks 
On Skype he's contemplating each statement's wit 
& He's concentrating on making podcast hits 
& he's fittin' em line by line 
got the night shoes on & tryin to find the perfect jjfp religion scheme 
he's dreamin' about ya'll gleamin, doubt 
"He's back from skypin he's screaming out 
how he practiced JJFP religon & now he's devout 
every JJFP album track packs what he's now about 
In the past he hated The Passion, old fashioned" 
spirtituality mashing, totally crashing 
The Words out in a disorderly fashion 
But back to the temple & guess what happened, KABOOM! 
(ooh wee!) "The Lerks resilient!" Fresh Prince is GOD, 
the movies killed him, wait, hold up, stop! You can pray to him 
lock him back in Lerks hip hop temple while Dude's not filming 
48 hours on the forum, shocked by the Lerk & his lack of money, 
went from scenes with Uncle Phil to scenes on the Internet,  
so hard to break free from this lunatic  
not even past 20 
but its done, so come see Will & the Lerk now, honey!  
 
Here he comes, he hates rock 
He loves break dance and he can post 
He hates rap, he hates to act 
And if it comes down to it, he kicks them cats 
Hey there. here comes the Lerk again 
 
Everytime he touch his keys,  he closes his eyes and he hope to shine 
Then like a streak of light, they'd shout this name, they'd be like, YYEFFF! 
Hey there, here comes the LERK again  
 
just be glad you havent heard gangster crew death 
everytime before he goes to bed he prays to Will and Yeff 
woah!...here comes the LERK again 
 
...here comes the LERK again!!!