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Vivian: Is that health insurance person still in there with your uncle?

will: yea

Ashley: I hpe hes alright.......im worried about daddy

Will: yo i heard him tell uncle phil that he got Dunlap syndrome

Everybody at the table: Dunlap syndrome....whats that?

Will: it means his belly done lapped over his belt

(or something like that :lolsign: )

i think its past his waist

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not really a fat joke, but it is implied...

Geoffrey: "Of all the rooms to burn down in your uncle's house... the kitchen! Are you mad, boy?"

Jazz: "Man I'm hungry. When y'all eat around here?"

Uncle Phil: "We eat here later. You eat here never.

Jazz: "Looks like you eat here often.

Will: "My uncle's twice the man you'll ever be!"

Judge Robertson: "Ohh, he's got my vote!"

Will: "At least my uncle stands for something!"

Judge Robertson: "What's that? A buffet?!"

Jazz: "Yo Mr. Banks! My tubbie, judicial brotha!"

**Uncle Phil throws Jazz out of the house**

Uncle Phil: "My God... that bug isn't going to get the best of me! Now I know how Captain Ahab felt when he was chasing Moby Dick!"

Geoffrey: "Between the two of you, the cricket is the whale?"

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haha yeah some of thoes are good ones....

what about

(when the dance guy teachin uncle phill to dance)

dance teach--- there you go shake that grove thing..!!

Jeffory---- if thats a groove thing the grand canyons a Ditch!

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Will and Carlton got sued by uncle phil for not paying their rent for the pool house. Will is saying his opening statement

Will: But I know the TRUTH!!! (slams his fist on uncle phil's brief case)

Uncle Phil: Objection!!!! Will is makeing a mochary of the entire legal system

Will: And He is makeing a mochary of a finely cut italion suit (the suit uncle phil was wearing)

Carlton and Will throwing a party when the were told not to.

Carlton: Have you seen dad lately?

Will: Well that is either a Rhino with his horn chopped off or him.

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From the episode were Philip has a heart attack

Philip - Will could you do me a favour

Will - Uncle Phil we're not stoping for no burger!!

Haha! It's even funnier when the doctor offers to go get a burger for him! "With the sirens on, we won't have to wait" :lolsign:

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