Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I was walking down the street, just minding my biz When I met a fine girl, I said what up sis she said "i'm doing fine" i said "can i give you a kiss?" and the girl got pissed got all up in my face I see my homeboys saw I got dissed So I tried to play it off Tried to regroup real fast luckily lerkot jumped in and had my back so i'm thinkin man this day has been a drag Lerkot said hey girl I see you like fast cars diamond rings and expensive clothes If you don't mind a playa you can get backstage at all of my shows She said no, she's ok, and her friends came out the store They iced grilled me and my boys like "What you standing here for?" i said im standing here rapping so i can earn more gold to keep i've taken a big strategy lesson from Chief She had no idea what I meant, and she went on her way But I can tell from the way she looked at me, she wanted to stay so wat more can i say/ im jus tryin to get some play but its a new day and the true way to your kicks up head to the beach got myself ripped up but the chicks cut And I had my beach blanket and a folding chair Sat back on the sand and tried not to stare and the honeys lay bare chillin without a care but seriously its rare to be feelin this southern air even thou there was booty every where/ i jus couldnt help my self So i played the stealth, james bond tactics practice smooth talking till they walking to the bed testing mattress And this one fine honey just passed me by And the walk was so mean it almost made me cry wet t-shirt contest/ wit dem big huge nah let me stop well... she had some/and I had some fun but here comes the brother..no wait thats her mother Her mother had a mustache, thick and full Looked like dude, how sad, but hilarious too italian dude.. I mean miss and she had some tricks, yeah the mother was a pimp! so y even bother/ i took her to a show and saw her father Pops did eerily similar to ma dukes And I wondered if the girl would look like this one day too A feud, erupted, partyin was disrupted the whole house was corrupted yeah ma n pop been runnin this brothel operation stung with castration but that was las week/ now there is this thick girl i gotta meet Lol, even I don't even know what's going on anymore. I'm mad lost. said the boss, yeah he was setting me up for the week it was a case of dawsons creek and I was playing James Van Der Beek screw James Van Der Beek, time for some tongue in cheek do it well enough you'll make the bed creak But first I'll get to know her, rap to her a bit See if she's feeling me, and then I'll proceed full tilt And damn she was well built like a house made of bricks nothing to fix thirthy four twenty four thirty six On our date, I was clean cut, not looking a mess But she was killing me, you should have seen how she was working that dress man she did impress, her hips sway furiously little luxuriously, carries herself like the cutest most pretties thing That's when I decided she the one, and I'd have to give her a ring I know it's crazy, but it's done, I'm about to do the damn thing like rev run said lets get married I'm at the altar, wasnt swept off the feet, damn near carried And as we said our vows, I smiled and held her hand... But it was then I realized I didn't know her last name perhaps vegas wasn't the best location for these fun and games who are you dear? oh **** im marrying britney spears If this were Brittney from 3 years ago, this would be just fine But this is Brittney now, 2006, she's married to Kevin Federline... Thats a bad sign, but I met Kevin and he wanted to drop a rhyme get on my rap album he said, you can have britneys bed its not outta line dont worry about baby seats she drives with the baby everytime so now im stuck in a 3 way marriage, its kool tho britney pays every dime So now I move in into Brittney's, and everything's cool The house is huge, central air, and she's got a huge pool But the fact that I have to share her really makes things worse To tell the truth, I really don't care that Kevin saw her first Them songs she sings she deserves to be in a hearse That's the real reason on Will song he does a curse So now its me, Britney and Kevin headin down Sunset Strip radio bumpin, paparazzi snappin and goldie hawn givin us lip when all of a sudden from out of the darkness comes the one and only, yep his royal dadness Oh snap, Britney just cheated on her man I geuss that's another marriage in the can Oppsey Daisy, Britney done it once again She got drunk, on a whole bottle of hen... essey, special blend ya see see so tipsy shes out of her clothes now, pole dancin up in here completely exposed now see I dont oppose the role of the hoes now but we chillin in a retirement home and grandpas proposed now Spends the rest of her days telling her story Telling everyone how she fu*cked up her glory But she's crazy, mouth dribbling, no words The real dumb thing is, she only sings verbs... and when I say britney singing naa I ain't been drinking but last girl I dated I'm not kidding started doin hoe downs when she was caught lip syncing And what about kevin, well he hung himself Because Brit Brit when crazy with her wealth He was broke, no one gave him a smoke He missed his chance, then he's just choked now I'm in a courtroom accused of murder prime suspect in kevins death you heard of those celebrity cases primet tv coverage well no ones covering this one cause they only love rich But celebs have habit of messing with kids Baby momma when the father knew it was his too much drama, decided to go and drink no time to complain, no more time to think not even time to blink when youre up in the slammer they think you went into a violent rage like david banner even when you trying to teach these kids to save the grammar it seems txting has been the death of simple manners They think that they stronger than I Don't cry, only reason that I Deny Die, because that's the reason why Smoke, because that's how u get high. flying up there like a kite, I saw the light stepped out of the darkness, did whats right implicated britneys daddy in the federline case now he's in jail and I'm back on the beach with a date TO BE CONTINUED..... 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MaxFly Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 We definitely have too much time on our hands. Poor Brittney... and Kevin was killed off? Well, that how things are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Hero1 Posted March 4, 2006 Author Admin Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 and Kevin was killed off? Well, that how things are. Character serves the story not the other way around.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thePrince Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 You're all completely raving! :kekeke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Definition Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 that was funny as hell, whens part 2 comin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thePrince Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 whens part 2 comin? When it's finished. You can contribute to it in the Numero Uno forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 roflmao....nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy Julie Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 lol that was great, i like the way u suddenly put britney and kevni nthier, i cant remmember who did it but it was clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceAngel Posted March 5, 2006 Report Share Posted March 5, 2006 Yeah I read some of that in the Numero Uno forum... you guys are hilarious!! :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-o-e Posted March 6, 2006 Report Share Posted March 6, 2006 Yea...Tim's verses made me crack up...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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