Unoriginal name? How did that one come to your thoughts, 
What are you a Simpson now, should I eat your shorts? 
Its your first time, your getting beaten by a chick, 
Remind you of another first, painful and quick. 
I’m the worst you say, how many battles have you won? 
I won the first battle that I had ever done. 
Think this is gonna be easy, well you took the bait, 
You come across as sleazy, women you underestimate. 
Thought I couldn’t record, but I said I didn’t write either, 
Truth is, I didn’t compete to give the guys a breather.  
If that rhyme is in your blood then dude your anaemic, 
Those lines make me sick and i'm not even bulimic. 
What I do is natural and I don’t even practise, 
You do it all the time and you suck at this. 
Round one done, no longer shall u compete, 
I knew this wasn’t hard, but wow you’re easy to beat.