J-o-e

Is really a 8 year old with the mental age of 2.

The chipmunk out of alvin and the chipmunks

is a martian

Thanks!!!

Thanks man anyone else

Ayyo, I jus wrote this while listening to Kanye West's "Hey Mama" 2pac's "Dear Momma" and LL Cool J's "Big Mama" I hope you like it coz it came straight from the heart... To My Momma Written By J-o-e. When I was a kid, I never done what I was told Some say I was a little shít, some say I was cold But deep down, one women who granted me life Through hours of labour, that was her sacrifice It’s to my momma, the one who stuck straight thru Made me happy whenever I felt down and blue And even though at times I thought u didn’t understand But u knew that my dad could only tell me how to be a man I just want to say Ur appreciated for all that you’ve done And take this as a thank u letter from Ur only son I know I disappointed u at times, I didn’t have work And I’m sorry that it hurt, I felt like I was a jerk When pops was out of a job, when times were hard But we lived thru that, even though we’re scared I try and reminisce about the times u made me better Whatever the weather u was always wit me forever And even though I don’t show my love a lot I just want to give u the piece of love that I have got I hope that my memories of u will never fade away And no matter what people do, it don’t care what they say U taught me more than listen to other peoples hearts Told me to keep it real, stay in school and stay smart And even though I felt that I failed u, I’m sorry But I’m fully grown now, there’s no need for u to worry… This Is To My Momma Stuck Wit Me Thru The Drama This Is To My Family Kept Me Away From Insanity I know I seemed a bit crazy to u, so I dedicate this song Kept my mind on my ambitions and had to right my wrongs I know I wasn’t the best child, in late and being wild Even when I done something bad, she cried and smiled She knows I can’t be accounted for all my actions U took me to places I would of never seen, saw so many attractions I need u in my life, I’m Ur only son and with that in mind I tried to keep it real and write a rhyme all in time Even though u thought I was wasting time in doing this U still prayed for me every night and gave me a kiss And I’m thankful, there’s no words that can describe how I feel U kept me from the streets because u knew they were real U were there to wipe my tears, shared Ur views on my fears And told me about this life full of pressure and years And when my grandma died, u were the first to come to me Anytime I was in any trouble, u would come and run to me I know I felt I could of better, so with this love letter I’m telling you now that no one else could do it better… She’s the woman that raised me during this life of drama So without further ado, This is to my momma… This Is To My Momma Stuck Wit Me Thru The Drama This Is To My Family Kept Me Away From Insanity

thinks that he is the best haggis eater in all of scotland

So it's Pakalicous Trey Luigie Da Triptic We need alot more people to be involved....keep it coming guys!

is a better rapper than 2pac

the only reason taht bamf has that horse in that pic is because he humped it last year

Ash Trey is secretly trying to persuade people on this forum to turn gay for his own benifits.

Nah it wasn't horrible or bad or anything...we just believe u have more talent than your showing us...don't think we're disrespecting u or nefin :lolsign: but we all know ur new at this and ur not going to be the best in split second...keep it up and concentrate hard on ya work and you'll be fine...

That was good guys...I agree with the others aswell...Trey u my homie n everything, but ya need to concentrate a little harder and get that sudden burst of inspiration from somewhere....keep trying you'll only get better... And pakalicouis that was a good verse man...keep it up ya'll

Cool so we got Pakalicous Trey Luigie

Ayyo I was wondering if ya'll wanted to do another battle....If u want to be in it then respond to this post and we'll see how many people respond, if there's enough then i'll host it. :2thumbs:

Thanks ya'll...:2thumbs:

Sadly it is true...every single one :lolsign:

Miss Ashley is actually pregnant with bigted's baby but Lerkot thinks he's the father

Lugie is the first 60 year old man to try and make into rap.

Thanks Da Brakes, I knew deep down u would have this haha...

Thanks man, anyone else?

So's Fresh From Sofia's Mum. :lolsign: Joking

Any Names? I'm lost yo!

fresh_from_sofia waited so long for Will Smith to appear in a multicoloured hat on her avator.

Ha, yeah I completely forgot about Jin the freestyle champion, I had his album at a point and it was good...but he would probably rip quite a few artists at the moment...I remember when someone posted a battle between him and another person..but the line i remember the best is... "My Shoes are New, My Clothes Are New Don't Be Mad Coz Chinesse Kid Got More Flava Than U"