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  12. R kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"(5 Part story)

    in Caught in the Middle

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    Here Go the Lyrics:

    PART 1

    Seven o'clock in the morning

    And the rays from the sun wakes me

    I'm stretchin' and yawnin'

    In a bed that don't belong to me

    And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom

    Then she comes out and kisses me

    And to my surprise, she ain't you

    Now I've got this dumb look on my face

    Like, what have I done?

    How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?

    Must of lost the track of time

    Oh, what was on my mind?

    From the club, went to her home

    Didn't plan to stay that long

    Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes

    Searching for my car keys

    Tryin' to get on up out the door

    Then she streched her hands in front of it

    Said, "You can't go this way"

    Looked at her, like she was crazy

    Said, "Woman move out my way"

    Said, "I got a wife at home"

    She said, "Please don't go out there"

    "Lady, I've got to get home"

    She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

    "Shh, shh, quiet

    Hurry up and get in the closet"

    She said, "Don't you make a sound

    Or some **** is going down"

    I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"

    "Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"

    "Think, think, quick, put me in the closet"

    And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out

    Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

    Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"

    She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"

    He walks in there with a smile on his face

    Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"

    She hops all over him

    And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"

    I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

    Rolls her in the bed

    And start to snatchin' her clothes off

    I'm in the closet, like man, what the **** is going on?

    You're not gonna believe it

    But things get deeper as the story goes on

    Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone

    I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate

    But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late

    He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on

    And I'm gonna solve it"

    And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

    He walks in the bathroom

    And looks behind the door

    She says, "Baby, come back to bed"

    He says, "Say no more"

    He pulls back the shower curtain

    While she's biting her nails

    Then he walks back to the room

    Right now, I'm sweating like hell

    Checks under the bed

    Then under the dresser

    He looks at the closet

    I pull out my Baretta

    He walks up to the closet

    He comes up to the closet

    Now he's at the closet

    Now he's opening the closet...

    PART 2

    Well, now he's starin at me like

    as if he was starin in the mirror

    She yells 'honey let me explain'

    he says 'you don't havta go no further'

    I can clearly see whats going on

    behind my back, in my bed, in my home

    then I said 'wait a minute, now HOLD on'

    I said mister we can work this out

    she said honey don't lose control

    i tried to get him to calm down

    he said 'ho i shoulda known'

    that you would go and do some bogus s**t up in my house

    but the christian in me gave me the benefit of the doubt

    i said we need to resolve this

    then he stepped to me, i'm like whoa

    there's a reason i'm in this closet

    he said, 'yea what are you talkin ?"

    I met this girl at the club and she told me she didn't have a man

    then he said man i'd kill you if you didnt have that gun in ya hand

    and then i said well yo chick chose me

    he said don't give me that mack s**t pleace

    his phone goes off and then, things get a little more interestin'

    he steps a little closer, point my gun and said 'i'm not the one you after'

    he says "somethin i bet you didn't know my friend, did she tell you that i was a pastor?'

    i said well that's better right? why can't we handle this christian like?

    and i started to put the gun down, till i saw his face still had a frown

    she started crying, sayin' baby i'm sorry

    then he said 'baby not as sorry as you're gonna be'

    i started inchin' out. he said no i want you to see this

    said i gotta get out this house.

    'well not till i reveal my secret'

    i'm like WHAT IS GOIN ON INSIDE HIS HEAD?

    then he takes his phone, calls somebody up and said

    'hello, baby? turn the car around listen i just need for you, to get right back here now"

    he looks at me and says 'well since we're all comin out the closet o'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted"

    she said 'what do you mean?'

    he said 'just wait and see'

    i said somebody betta talk to me, and then his phone rings

    he picks up and somebody says sweetheart i'm downstairs, he's like

    i'll buzz you up, i'm on the 5th floor hurrry take the stairs

    and im like who is this mystery lady that you're talking to

    he says In time you both will know the shocking truth!

    baby this is oemthing i've been wanting to get off my chest for a long long time

    then i said n***a ima shoot you both if you don't say whats on ya mind!

    he said wait i hear someone comin up the stairs

    and i'm lookin at the door!

    he says i think you betta sit down in a chair

    i said i'm gonna count to 4!

    1! he sais mista wait! 2! she says please don't shoot!

    3! he says don't shoot me! 4! SHE SCREAMS!

    then a knock on the door

    the guns in my hand

    he opens the door...

    I'll be, God damn it's a Man!.....

  13. R kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"(5 Part story)

    in Caught in the Middle

    Posted

    For those who don't know. R Kelly is doing this 5 part song thing, called "Trapped in the Closet". I've heard the first two\. songs are nice:

    Part 1 - Kelz is messin with this girl when her husband comes home. He runs into the closet, and eventually the man finds him..end of Part 1.

    Now, part 2 is where the TWIST comes in (Brace Yourself)....

    Kelz is Pleading with the man not to hurt him. R kelly says that the mans wife likes Kelz more than the Man, so the Man grabs his cell and calls someone up, He tells them to come over, calls them "baby" ETC. The Wife and R kelly are confused. they get a call, and the person on the other end says "Sweetheart I'm downstairs". the husband Buzzes in the other person, and they come in...R kelly's last line in this Part.. "I'll be, God damn IT'S A MAN!!"...end of part 2...

    0_o. wonder how the rest of this will play out. R&B soap opera? I think so....>_>

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