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I'm in for the fame, i'm in for the pain
See dude, your lost is my gain
Yeah go ahead and complain
my lyrics leave you soaking wet like rain
i'm calling all mc on this board
step ya game up, y'all plain bored
sure Da Brakes is hot, an upcoming MC
but have you ever heard him on your radiostation, not me
Now look who i find Wandering on Horizon Road
It's prince with a kilt under his coat
you wack, kinda like that "The Peach Prince of Hotels" song
FuQ's dawg i got 1 question, You mentally wrong?
now don't burst into tears, just stand strong
cuss i got more coming, where that came from
Yo Joe, i'll tell you why you're hated
And why it's no wonder you're so underrated
It's like Enemy Of The State stated
you a lair, i'm a mindbreaker
taker, i couldn't think of an mc more faker
so yeah you can call me a Joe hater
now bring the drama bitches, let's see how it goes
let's see who got the best skills, got the best flows
I'm gonna use protection cuss i'm dealing with hoes
ever since i joined this board i'm walking on my thoes
but sucker that's over, i'm knocking down doors
i razor blade you with eminem cd's, leave blood on the floor
Now let's get it on, i'm waiting for war!

:ali:

Just thought i'd bring some life in here...
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yo u aint never meant a menace like me
theres one reason i do it, thats simply
cause i love pissin ya'll off like a joker
ill beat your ass at this and at poker
fan 4eva i aint never had beef wit u
so how u gonna diss me too, what can i do
haters hate cause they dont know my life
haters hate cause i done sexed your wife
think im crazy nah im just incredibiliy lazy
with the istinct of killin your 10 month old baby
fan 4eva diss me and dont come back later
thats it, you got me started, beatin jus another hater
your beefin with me then callin me underrated
thats because im hated, dumbass
so let me ask you, why question my talent or skill
cause when its me vs you my style is just ill
tell me how the hell am i a liar, you can sing, join a choir
im comin back like kayne west when he sung through the wire
its just rap ya'll so why act like you dont know its a fact
if you was workin where i work i garentee you will get sacked
just for being you, so when i come back like a boomerang
so to you haters, it aint nuttin but a joe thang, ugh



J-o-e. Edited by J-o-e
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First off, i don't have a wife
got a girlfriend and we be ment for life
if i had a baby he would probbaly beat you
before you could kill him he would have defeat you
why i call you a lair, cus u only spitt ****
you really gonna kill a 10 month old kid
kanye got lucky, you keep spitting trough the wire
when i'm done with you, find your dead body on my spare tire
i really wonder, is their anyone who' s really your fan
all i see are haters, and hell i'm one of them
you should make a album with Nelly
you cold call it "Bert & Ernies Hip Hop Journey"
i'm a menace 2 society, who you try 2 be
when it's gonna hit you, that you're no match for me
i beat you so easlily, naturraly, believe me
i don't take you serious, you just an other Eminem wannebe
You a sisqo fag, wave that thong J
Now put the mic down and walk away quickly Edited by fan 4ever
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first off, dont start with a pac's line you choosed
well geuss what this happens to be the game that you lost
you crazy, thinking your a menace to society
but the thing is, im the best rapper and spitting veraity
i spit **** as much as your moma pops them pills
get pregnant and then start getting cheap thrills
you should start your own life before you try and mess up yours
see my girls are beauties, yours are stuck up whores
news just in "geuss what happened? fan 4eva stopped rapping"
you gonna be like canibus when he got dissed by slim shady
your the fag, how the hell do you have a lady?
i will put the mic down quickly, but the fact is i would be celebrating my victory
before you lost i would like to say i told you so
so many times before i told you not to mess with joe
i kept going and going, but now im forced to showing
my fatal ability, though only fews chose to take in
your so fragile like glass cause its so easy to be breakin
it, will all your might, up against a fight
my words are a leathel weapan so please watch out
not warning you cause i dont like you, this is our bought
im not your coach or your manager or your friend
imma hate you now and forever untill the end
your a type of fella that would stab you in the back
turn around say that im getting better then say im whack
make up your mind are you MJ black or MJ White
i'll splash acid so fast you wont have your site
ill splash cash so fast it will woop your ass
tell me 1 thing are your naturally retarded or under average
cause im being mean and i dont mean to be savage
but i gotta be if you gonna get the idea that you cant beat me
you might aswell just give the mic to me quickly......
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[quote=J-o-e,Sep 9 2004, 10:29 PM]you crazy, thinking your a menace to society
but the thing is, im the best rapper and spitting veraity[/quote]
That was blatantly biting from FP...

I'm gonna respond to this thread tomorrow.
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yo this battles heatin up so its time to step in
joe why you still here cant you see you got no friends
your babbling sum nonsense making no sense
so i'm up hero1 off the bench
fan4 ever..ima tap ya
so i can have a go at this fake gangsta rapper
look i read through your lies in an instant
your words have no substance make no imprint
on this flow of a genius
dude im clearly from mars..and your clearly from venus
you as soft as a feather
while im tougher than leather
so go back to your bitch ass moves
but this time, take em elsewhere
the odds of you winning just skyrocketed on betfair
you just stepped in a storm worse than florida weather
so prepare to be beaten down by this freestyle of mine
lyrical prowess will defeat you while you talkin bout glocks and a nine
cause im the real of the realest
when i represent
while your a fraud dont know what the deal is
think you're UK's 50 cent
so as redman said its time for sum action
im freestylin my dissatifaction while your clearly stuck in traction
no movement at joes station
stuck in a hole sinking in quicksand
you've just come up against the jjfp rap nation
and no, you're not in the band
so joe let me dead it like this
take ya lies to a doctor
i see ya eyes redder than hellboys right fist
but you're angry for no reason, you're own words put you in this mess
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Yo this is a tag team
hero1 and fan 4ever, the best you ever seen
Joe, that girl **** is way outta place
i've got girls since my early days
no girl will ever kiss you in your face
damn,i thought you were wack, you're more then a disgrease
that pac line, didn't know that
you know what you guys got in common, you both death
You got three sorts of rappers, good, bad and joe
is there a wacker rapper on this planet, i don't know
i light a fire under ya ass, run lil boy
keep running dawg, you don't wanne become R Kelly's lil sex toy
looks like biting is really your ****
cuss you started and ended you rhyme just like i did
pull ya pants up motha****er, walk that ass back to Hemel Hempstead
tell your mom to lock you up, with a big ass chain around the geat
oh wait, Joe why you crying?
how come this whole board knows that you're lying
all that liqour is making your few braincells dying
i just got 7 words for you joe
stay the **** outta my way homo...
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I guess it's my moment to make an appearance
By request I'm puttin' your gay **** in clearance
'Cause certain opponents say outdated lyrics when fearing
That their image won't bring a platinum plaque here again
So even when you battle you mention "Girls, Girls, Girls" in the flow
If I wanted to hear some slow **** I would put on Luther Vandross
But now's not the time to do that
I gotta come jot the rhymes your crew lacks
When they ghost rhyme all your foolish girl tracks
If you take these lines too personal, put on period pads
'Cause your crying on like you're bleeding through your ass
Since you're excited over why we dissed you
Now is the time that we dismiss you
Clown rhymes are pitiful
You bite legends rhymes like a pitbull
But you sound like a pup
The only way you turn on girls is if you found them drunk
'Cause when they're sober they know you're a punk
And it occurs that I made you bluff
Slicing through your nerves as I would to a cake crust
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Aight...

Heh, just something I flung together... Straight writing... No going back to edit lines... As near to freestyling as you can get online.

EDIT: All in fun remember guys.

:ali:


All of y'all are halfwits, I'm always ready to tackle people on the mic //
Leaving you in panic fits, I'm going to approach this battle just right //
I'm cool with most of y'all so I'll let you off easy, but whack fools I leave queasy //
Every single line I write pleases me, **** like this it's a breeze to me //
Fan 4ever, you call me out but it's a pity you weren't born clever //
Your voice box I sever, towards a prophesy of conquoring I endeavour //
Quit your whack rhymes man, and go back to making your Belgium chocs //
Forget Will you will soon be my fan, give me some real rhymes instead of mocks //
Write a song called "Real", but you need a reality check and give us the true deal //
My lyrics I know you feel, I disposed of you in the first battle as easily I do a meal //
Hero1 bathed in whack, tag-teaming with fan 4ever to pick up the flack //
Send you to go pack, your rhymes leave no burden across my back //
Can't stay afloat by yourself, don't see me coming but I come by stealth //
I'm a writer with no interest in wealth, but your record is going to stay on the shelf //
Just because you're admininistrator, you'll probably delete my postings //
But you're merely an extinguisher, to keep the sheep safe from their roastings //
BigTed is big but probably overfed, thinks he's killed y'all off but I remain undead //
It's like I've previously said, "I'll let him see red, a fake MC not pure bred" //
Critisizing other peoples rhymes in a drawn-out moan, take a look at your own //
It's my job to say your lyrics make me groan, victory celebrations I postpone //
The sweetest victory is the taste of your defeat, a feat, I once again repeat //
So sit down take a seat, attend my lyrical sermon where I teach, keeping the weak at my feet //



Foolish J-o-e I'm leaving the worst 'til last, and my lyrics hit you with a blast //
All the time you know I'm too hot for your trash, your rhymes I surpass //
Killing competition? yeah nobody would want to waste time, listening to you rhyme //
End your pitiful repetition, you ain't fine, and I couldn't give a **** what is on your mind //

All the time making up heartless lies, visiting sites with rhyme generators //
Stupid sites only increase your demise, but compared to you they do it better //
So I finally came to arise, to tell this biter I'll chew him up like a chainsaw from Black and Decker //

Lalala your lyrics are fake and I laugh, like Gandalf I block the way with my staff //
I stop your way and don't allow you to pass, your chance of greatness all but past //
A new forum-clown has been found, keep rhyming the board needs entertained //
Raising your lyrics to the ground, your lyrics hanging around you with your chances slain... // Edited by Prince
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ayyo fan 4eva your a coward you need back up
when im readin your rhymes prince, its just whack up
u need something thats catchy, not a women thats latchy
u love her callin u when ur alone, when ur at home
wait your home all the time cause in scotland theres no life
ill be quite suprised if you even get a wife
cause u try and believe you know everyword in the dictionary
i got a new book, its from princes words the bitchanary
you bitch 24/7 and dont say you dont cause i know you do
dont stop me rappin, it wont happen cause i know you
hero1 or tim whatever u want me to call you,
whats the point in havin an alias everyone knows you
your the maker, faker of this whole entire board
cause we know your completely boring
im yawnin, makin me fall asleep with your half ass rhymes
get with me u wana get up with the times
bigted shouldnt rap quite the habbit
cause i got more girls than you, its just a consciende
you think im guilty, im just here to claim my innocent
50 percent of my blood is dope and the other booze
its such a mixture i cant believe i can loose
your crazy your minds are going away
the only way to beat me is if i went astray
that **** wont happen untill i need to clean out my ashtray
prince you aint fresh so stop trying to be
bigted eatin 2 many cakes even before kimply
come at me with a knife ill come at you with a machete
my dope rhymes against your whack ones, you get me?
the whole entire of this board are all faggots, i aint afraid to say
but im here again just another day, haters wanna pray
ill get your ass to the A n E, make sure you wana see
this goes to all the haters than started to **** with me
prince i wasnt biting off FP, and you wasnt even listening
your readin u knobjockey, so why your even bitching
the real beef is between me n the board
cause 80 hate me the other 20 got banned
some say loads of **** and im just like and?
why u callin me a fag, my lyrics are easily superior to yours
u wana talk to me go down to your paws
you dealin with a menaic, a physcopath killer
the ill rhyme sayer, crazy ass prayer
so to bigted fan4eva and prince
i wish u was dead, you got fake leather, make me mince hahaha



if u fools smart enough you will get the last line, jus a hint BITCH
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Sup joe, guess who's back
fan 4ever bitch, ready to break your neck
it's sad, but you remind my of someone
your style, your flow, damn you remind me of vinnela ice son
aight let me put an end to this ****
i done did battle a 16 year old kid
put the mic down and get back to sucking your moms tit
****, start waving a white flag, i'm a Kamikaze
dropping bombs on these wack mc's everytime they try 2 stop me
When you got born, the doctor bitchslapped your mom
"bitch what have you done, you have a retarded son"
sup prince, ski back out this battle now you still can
cuss my rhymes will burn you, give you more then a suntan
damn, i think this **** is a spell
cuss i find more wack mc's here then in hell
dude what is that smell
i told you to wear underwear beneath that kilt man
so for once and for all get it right
fan 4ever, i'm your moon during the night...
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This is for J-o-e...



Mo'h' ****er I agree you have more girls than us, all downloaded on your computer //
From ya face you're still squeezing teenage pus, and with my girls I don't shoot her //
Ya flow sucks and ya rhymes are slurred, anything you record won't never be heard //
Your lyrics are filled with petty verbs, and it's time for me to kick you to the kerb //
I'll pelt you like FP and a nectarine, though not my fault you speak from your rectum //
Ya in Biology "please miss dissect MINE". I'll beat ya 'til you're all colours of the spectrum... //
...just as you do with cock 'n' cushion. Like pollution ya lyrics an unwelcome intrusion //
Yeah I'm bringing your pitiful brain the confusion, the literate one that man Disillusion //
You claim to me that at 16 you lost your virginity, but how much did it cost you? //
Best you get to sex is your X-rated trilogies, remind me how many 'net girls tossed ya? //
You bite lyrics as freely as you talk ****, upset that with girls you never get picked //
You're sick that infront of your webcam you strip, looks like this guys just flipped //
Get your ass back to Hemel Hempstead, get off the forum like the bitch just fled //
Say you want us dead, I'm beyond being rational with someone not in good stead //
My flow cause your mind to freeze, spread through you like an incurable disease //
Your rhymes unoriginal whack and dreary. You're dope? Hahaha, please //
It was a pleasure suspending you before, but you still come back asking for more //
So I'm just going to let you know the score, before I hit you to the floor //
Yeah I that gave you the 20%, least I could do for the man that lives off stolen dividends //
Of ya past defeats to me you not yet reminiscent?, I'm the complete package - the omniscient //
I've never seen an MC, that was whacker than J-o-e, but this brotha still don't see //
Who's the one that to some degree, excersises the golden prophesy, answer: me //

Read and reply fool.
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haha, prince i can be as mean as i am being a "fool"
i can smoke and get lean and say forget about school
listen to my words cause u aint kickin me to know streetfa
at the end of this beef, no ones gonna have any meat
your a fool for even questioning my inflicted rap sense
but your rhymes are not better than mine, thats nonsence
call me a moh ****er ill kick your scottish ass to some trousers
i battling two rappers i hate and killing them with 1 line
fan 4eva crack my neck ill crack your neck and it will go onto your spine
the excuetion will just be fine, prince ur girl is mine
moh **** this and moh **** that, u ****in twat
stop livin in internet world, come and hit reality
u n prince are getting close, better question your sexuality
ya'll should learn the rules of the game
cause u can get jacked up and then look at your blood stain
a friends an enemy and the enemys the friend
prince i thought u was a friend but now ur jus a bitch to the end
my rhymes tighter than yours?
look in my eyes and then read the laws
you got shot in action
prince and fan 4eva have to sooth eachothers satisfaction
get what i said and if you dont geuss what
your ass with get slapped up, whats hot whats not
i aint your brotha and i do see
that im the best mc this board has to see
and simply cause im hated you cant deny my flow is flawless
your ass with be as burnt as them at cornwillis
i know my history and thats my innocent cause im guilty
i roll around in the dirt for a while and im still not dirty
snoop said it was like this and like that, rat at tat tat
well get your asses back, mother****ers your whack
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Knowledge is the best weapon that I posess
I'm typing these lyrics straight off the dome I'm blasting
The ammunition in my head never lacks to hit
My thoughts come quick like Carl Lewis
This isn't even 100% effort I'm giving
But I'm the type of lyricist that can make my worst song a hit
'Cause anything that I write is stronger than your ****
Only if I'd lend you my pad, you'll get rich
One day my book of rhymes are gonna be on display at a museum
I'll turn on your girlfriend if you don't give her proper respect
Real women like men like me who're intelligent
So if you're dropping out of school you're irrelevant
You don't have no sex appeal
My hunger goes beyond for the next meal
I bust the flow that reps the feel
Of me being a conscious rapper like Chuck D
Since I know "I gotta give the peeps what they need"
I'll rep for my friends and public enemies
Anything that gives me motivation, it's all love for me
I'm gonna be a legendary master so the youngeons will look up to me
'Cause the world needs a rapper that'll lead
Beyond that's gathered from wack record companies
You're a selfish person if you're only rappin' for money
I rap for a change, that's why I don't rap the same
Like the other bull**** you hear everyday
That's why even when we're battlin' I'm still gonna drop knowledge that'll clear your brain
'Cause it's clogged worse than President Clinton's heart they had to operate Edited by bigted
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Sup Ja Rule, oh damn i ment Joe
i'll show you what's hot or not, teach you how to flow
show you how to make your girl say "oooh"
run up with me, catch up
I kill u, make ya blood spill like ketchup
no shame on my face, no sign of embarrassment
take your girl nude right in my basement
break your heart in a hundred pieces
hang me upside down on a cross like I’m Jesus
**** what you believe in, I’m truth out there
life’s a bitch, but who am I 2 care
I feel your eyes on me, i know you stare
a mc like me only comes by in a 100 years, it's rare
see joe, i don't care what you know, what you think
i don't batlle a virgin no more, you stupid prink
bend over hoe, take what's comming to you
lose you virginity like all those inmates do
you know what dawg, come back in a year or 2
cuss Nelly, i'm done battling you...
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