Da Brakes vs Djsilvertiger

[Da Brakes]

* 16 lines each

* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)

* Da Brakes to spit first

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[Da Brakes]

I’m what the people wanna read, you ain’t nothing but junk mail

A dumb male, you bum, people feel me like Braille

This battle is mismatched, like fish and bicycles

My disses are cold, they turn you into icicles

Me against you? Like a puppy against a pitbull

Forget dissing, you’ll end up missing after I diss you

I know what you’re thinking, be like “Damn, I’m getting slaughtered”

I’m walking over you like Jesus over water

You’ve lost my respect, you’ll gain it never again

By the time I’m done with you, you’ll be begging for change

You get wacker with every battle, thoughts evacuate your mind

You couldn’t ‘come back’ from this if I ejaculate on your spine

This fools a regular nobody, I’m on my way to make it big

I keep telling you I’m straight, I don’t want a relationship

So stop harassing me, in actuality your skills bitten

Silver Tiger! Yeah right, more like a stainless steel kitten

[Silver Tiger]

I'ma do this beatless, like you just did it heatless

Once I'm done you'll be like "Yo, homie! Peep this!"

There's a thousand ways to skin a cat, but what to with you?

Anyone can kill a rat, you ain't even good for food

You talk real big for an Internet Jockey

So after you lose you'll be like "Well, I can beat you at air hockey!"

The puck would prolly smack your face, break some teeth, slow down your pace

Your life motto: "C'mon guy's, it's not a race"

I'll curse you more times than your local boy Harry Potter

Look like a undead dog, cats saying "I thought they shot her"

Don't front, you're probably already quoting me

Saying "See guys, this is what my rhyme's supposed to be"

Look up at the sun and keep staring hard

You gonna wanna be blind when you see how much I left you scarred

You can vote for me if you want man, nobody would blame you

I'll leave the words that you're looking for: "This stainless cat can chew"

God Blessa!