Schnazz vs Da Brakes

[Da Brakes]

* 16 lines each

* 2 days to post your verse (read rules if unclear about this)

* Schnazz to spit first

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[Schnazz]

Come one, come all, it's time for the battle of the best

Where the London Talent faces the ultimate test

How will he stack up? You all are about to witness

the fall of Da Brakes from the peak of hip-hop fitness

Brakes, you had your moment, you produced a good disc

But you're lacking the talent to take on a cat like this

My skills are highly evolved, you're still struggling to create

The knowledge I spit, through all time it will reverberate

I'm like Santa Claus, giving rhymes to good girls and boys

You're nothen but a Grinch, trying to steal all of my toys

My Suessarian skills can confound you for hours and hours

These rhymes I kick can topple the greatest superpowers

In this battle, you're just an extra in a red shirt

whose sole purpose is to be the kid that's gonna get hurt

Don't worry Brakes, there's no shame in playing second fiddle

When it's Yo Yo Ma that's causing your fans to dwindle

[Da Brakes]

Schnazz, you lack pizzazz and razzmatazz

I’ll whoop your ass so bad, you’ll be calling me ‘Dad’

Battle of the best? Well, you got that half right

I grasp mics and start fights with chumps that can’t rhyme

My lyrics penetrate your brain and cause devastation

Don’t know why I showed up, you already lost to my reputation

You think your little feeble raps concern me?

I don’t look for respect, respect must earn me

I know you’ve been planning for weeks, just in case you got me

But no amount of preparation can prepare you for Da B

This ain’t no amateur night, your rhyming against a pro

One swig of my ‘Brake Fluid’ and its over don’t you know

Got you thinking that you don’t want me to open the poll

Don’t make me post your PM bout how I’m ‘too dope to control’

So I’ll end this with a sentence that’s easy to comprehend kid

Schnazz you’re a half wit, now go vote for me to win this