Battlin For Anyone Who Will Respond

[J-o-e]

hey i thought i'd do a battle since i havent in ages, so whoever wants to respond wit a verse by all means do....

i can rap for ages without losing my focus

i spit magic, listen me go, hocus pocus

raps my hustle so who can compare to that?

im tired of battlin the same old cats

im sick and tired, of these fools that are wired

and most of all, its sickening to get fired

i need cash in a long way, i dont wana go astray

of the subject im talking about, i cant get pay

this is crazy, im going attack anyone

for any reason, its treason if i have fun

i aint callin out no names, but its a game

instead of 10 minutes of fame, for u its shame

look in my eye and then go to sleep

ya'll are wimps when i see u weep

u cant hack the pressure of it all

but jus before i fall, i promise to stand tall

i was disqualified in the last battle for being late

now homey geuss what, its my fate

to rip anyone who dare oppose me,

but call me out, remember u chose me

let me say that ur all alone now

look around, nobodys home now

isit your time to shine, spit a crime

but in the real truth, theres a fine line

between crap and rap, slap and a mac

can i please turn around and abuse u

straight up confuse u, lyrically lose u

[bagotrasho]

guess ill be the only guy to take him on then

you say youll lyrically lose me'

you got it backwards cuz ur the one thats lost

i crumbled your rhyme up and in the trash it got tossed

you aint ever met the likes of a guy like me

im white full of talent and im only 13

just like the prince i keep it clean

you say youll beat me man your rhymes i disect

i cut your rhymes up like jazzy cuts up the record and now your wrecked

im no where near the level of anybody

i can barely spit a rhyme

but still i hhave you sittin there mezmorized

my rap puts you in a trance and i hit you from behind

now people will say my rhyme are meedyocer

well those people are a buncha jokers

my rhymes may be average

but if you battle me youll go home in tears

cuz you just got embarresed in front of your girl and all your friends

when i start rhymin its the start of your end

on the rap scene im kinda new

but i can still see DR SUESS hhas better rhymes that you

one fish two fish red fish blue fish

you say youll beat me man you wish

like i said i cant rap well

but i figure o wut the hell

ill keep rhymin

no ghetto or hardcore

keep that stuff for the record store

cuz ill get on the M-I-C

then youll see

you cant battle me

cuz youll surley lose

it aint breakin news you knew you didnt stand a chance

wen i grabbed the mic your music career flashed before your eyes

because it started to die now dont you cry just cuz im fly

i ask why?

did you even bother to rap

your rhymes are so boring i almost took a nap

but back on the subject

your career is wrecked

cuz you wanted to know

just how good i could put on a show

that wasnt your plan

now im passin the mic on to the next man

[J-o-e]

ayyo, u rapped the same stuff in the other thread

now its my undivided attention that i live this post for dead

bagotrasho talkin about me takin out the trash

boy one more false more and ill straight whoop your ass

ur right u can barely spit a rhyme, so its my time

read my line, and then thats it over, no beef, its fine

now tell me how can i lose? when i have no reason to abuse

u barely dissed me? when im gone i bet you missed me?

just last night when this freak of this girl kissed me

you'll be the last person on my list that i gotta diss

my carrer flashed between my eyes? im hittin all the flies

dodgin all the lies, now how u gonna determine who dies?

case closed, raps done, here i go again, doin this sh*t for fun

now bagotrasho tell me whos won? what?

[bagotrasho]

well listen up son

you already sayin u won

i didnt even start to rhyme

if u wanna beat me its gonna take some time

see u dont understand

i couldnt care less about this battle man

cuz i have my hopes set higher

just like old school the roof the roof the roofs on fire

one day ill be a star

and youll be some bum sleepin in his car

talkin bout "man i remeber wen....

yo forget the past this is NOW that was then

while yall be dissin youll be missin

me gettin bigger and better

ill be on the red carpet im becuase im the trend setter

just like p diddy people follow me

cant u see wut i do

they do who looks up to u?

NO ONE thats right

cuz my rhymes r tight

theyll win me the fight

so u gots to relize this battle means jack

u outta wack mak

see wen i get famous to the radio ull be listenin

my rhymes r glistenin

u say ur doin this just for fun

but thats a lie u just want to be number one

but u cant cuz i already reserved that spot

im wuts hot ur wuts not

i cant wait to read your next set of rhymes in this rap fight

cuz i no i make u stay up all night thinkin "ooh how can i beat um"

o well wuts where huh wut heres the first clue U CANT

that may not make sense but im do fly i can go double platinum off of some crazy rant

thats just hoqw much ppl love me

so listen up sonny

i aint in the game for the money

or the fine honeys

i mean thats a plus but so wut

id do it without the fame and the glory

just so i could tell a story

made up of rhymes

i love the game

after im trhough it wont be the same

my rap leaves ppl with a blank look on der face

kids singin repeatin my rhymes tryin to keep up wit the pace

i prove that it dont matter wut ur race

if u can entertain then youll be loved

it dont matter if u aint a gangtsa thug

hey i loved the part in your last rhyme where you said

one more false move ill straight whoop your ass

but i loved it even more wen NWA said it the first time

was it a coincidence or did you copy der rhyme?

i aint accusin u of sh*t

i just makin a point and thats it

so now that im finished and my rhyme is polished

post your next rhyme but heed my warning ITLL JUST BE DEMOLISHED

[J-o-e]

i didnt have to say it but u pushed me, didnt u

i can spit 62 bars and have 32 cars and i wont be through

im just gettin started homey dont its ur fate

sometimes i wonder if ur the fish and im givin u the bait

what u trying to say, im gonna get domilished

man your rap carrer ended before it started, pure ammolished

now tell me whos gonna control me? thought u gonna show me?

thought u didnt know me? u kno all i say now is blow me

your a menace to rap coz ur hardcore, my flow is flawless

ever since i got this cordless, mic so quick flow, u kno

everytime my show hits the dough, its over another ho

but since im jus pissin around for the sake of pissin around

listen to me now, pissin around just for the underground

to me this **** is so easy, i can write so simply

and destroy you with even breakin a sweat, wana bet?

its a race and im setting the pace ready set....

why u callin me sonny for, ur nuttin but a cheap whore

whos always at the candy store, coz u nothin else more

see if u wana fool wit me then foolin is a big mistake

when i hit the rap world, i came with a huge shake

ur runnin outa time, maybe out of rhyme, maybe its fine

who knows all i kno is im gettin this rap shirt sorted, im in my prime

homie what u gonna do coz i jus ripped it

took the odds turned em around and then flipped it

im re writing the script, im the ****, now what u gonna spit

fool u can touch this so dont bother trying, frying

ur word status is pretty dying, im lyin for your diginity

dont make me make another rhyme coz its gonan be a trinity

now can i explain myself without doubting myself

that selffish people get whats comin to them whack MC's

my one and only ambition in this world is to get my cheese

so im beggin u please, get down on ya ****ing knees and do what ya want

do what ya flaunt, homie its your go, what now?

[bigted]

Wait a minute now let me jump in the round

I see how there ain't nobody "Humpin' Around"

Like that song from Bobby Brown

See though this is "my perrogative"

I already spot to hit

Y'all easily got knocked a bit

Without me even throwing a shot attempt

I already have more points

This is like Jordan comin' back to destroy

All the kids in the league I can easily toy

They're 30 but they rhyme like they didn't even reach puberty

I'm turnin' 20 and I'm bringin' this game back where it needs to be

This is more than just destroying the both of y'all

See how this flow's just raw

This is just spring training but I'm ready to brawl

Like Rickey I'm gonna run past them all

See like Heavy D, Big Pun, and 8 Ball I'm "On Point"

And if this was b-ball I'd be like Ben Gordon is at the point

When you hear me like The Poor Righteous Teachers sayin' "Rock This Funky Joint"

I got 5 years of hits already for the crowd to enjoy

Day in and day out, I've been eating, sleepin', and mc'in

I got a lot of flame now, 'cause my heart burns with versatility

Unlike Jay-Z I'm gonna "Change The Game" now 'cause I back the words I speak

It's time to be original for a change, no use to repeat

When I retire 50 years from now, I'll be known as the lyrical king of 'Jersey

And y'all be reminicising the priviledge it was to kick it with me

Even if u diss me, you won't limit the goals that I'm soon to reach

[J-o-e]

bigted are you campable to make a rhyme?

are u smart enough to read the sign

this wasnt ur battle to begin wit, settle the beef

punk u betta get back for a crack ya teeth

now u wana start this ****, weve been down this road

remember, im the grown turtle ur the toad

dont think u can out class me, or out rap me

coz simply ill constructively eliminate you

never hate you, girls never wana date you?

what you listening to if ur rappin like that?

no offence but dawg that was just plain whack

thats not rap how can i understand

that i never did plan to be a man

standing straight lookin at my pain

understand the game and the meaning of my name

ya'll know nothing about me so stop judging

homie i aint going no where i aint budging

but i dont want no hard feelings, so the beef can be stopped

but since it just started theres no rush for ur album to be flopped

begin of my day is the end of your night

im telling you right now imma do it right

imma rip this the way i want to coz i can

if ya'll dont like my plan, its a scheme

u dream to much, to much to cream, what it seems

end of the rhyme and bigted my vocab still stronger than yours

soon ill be in ya record stores nuttin else but no flaws

its my buissness and homey u better get a witness

coz nobody in the world wana miss this...haha

[bagotrasho]

YO man lay off bigted

hes a bulls fan so hes my homey to da the end

u no J-O-E i was gonna ask u about a ellaboration

to make a collaboration

i wanted to no if ud be my parter by my side

well yo man u talked bout ted now the offer died

mabye if u apologize we'll settle this fued and together well ride

cuz ill give u props i liked your rhymes they were hot

id like to have someone like you in my crew on the spot

but in defence of my dawg ted

wen u said that stuff it made me see red

just like a bull wen i see red ill attack

ill hit u so hard youll life'll be outta whack

now a couple of rhymes ago u said i was hardcore

well u got the wrong mesage u were the one callin ME a whore

well if u apologize to ted ill take back this next diss

its a rap battle so if i dont diss people will get pissed

see if u dont join with me ull never go no where

while im goin platinum ull be losin your hair

u wanted to no if i wanted to make a betr hey i do and here it is

i bet u if u dont join wit me ill get big and ill travel the world with securioty follwin me across the border

and youll be the guy at taco makin and takin my order

u said dont make me rhyme again or itll be a trinity well make u counted wrong u already rapped 3!

how am i supposed to belive u can spout

wen u can barely even count?

well thats all im sayin did u say sorry to bigted

now im kinda tired im goin to bed

Edited February 28, 2005 by bagotrasho

[J-o-e]

i aint gonna apologyze for what i said

ur gonna go shed a tear in bed

"How he gonna diss him like that"

coz im swinging dawg, wit a baseball bat

what u got? 1,2,3,4 ur rap games sore

my rap styles crazy, urs is a complete bore

i will never turn my back the point im making

look at ur, drug addicts lookin at the joint ur breaking

i aint never gonna lose my hair, ur never gonna be there

its just a shame i had to diss u first coz of the verse

coz i robbed ya purse and i dont like to repeat

the stuff i say coz im just on my peak

of peer pressure, now dont u dare speak

its my turn to burn this line, burn this rhyme

homie stop playing its my time, to be on top

when u c me in the charts, look at the number one spot

u gotta believe kids get killed in trash cans

and all ya'll can rap is about them damn afgans

screw them we have problems on our own soil

let the kettle settle others u will let it boil

and im boiling inside, its just my pride

never be hesitate to hide, always fighting

punching off the haters who oppose me, there lighting

there spliffs and then gets the show going

but me in the lime light gotta rhyme tight, flowin

too much rhymes i spit lines so quick like a train

remember the game and most of all remember my name

[bagotrasho]

ah ha

is that all you got?

if you wanna be a rapper boy i sure hope not

see cuz im the master blaster

read all about it

open your door run outside and shout it

people on the corner sayin "who ripped that hot rhyme?"

heres the answer i was the one to spout it

so JOE u think over that offer at all cuz it still stands

u gonna accept or just sit there playin with your LIVESTRONG band?

o yea by the way HOW OLD ARE YOU

cuz youve gotta have somethin better to do

instead of battlin a 13 year old

and wuts even worse your LOSIN

lets resolve the battle or your in for a bruisin

you say ive run outta rhymes

man i got millions of rhymes in my mind

and you say im not good enough to be a celeb?

man i spout rhymes like spiderman shoots webs

buts the difference between me and him is my rhyme cartridges never run out

these dope stupid crush crunk funky fresh rhymes i shout

theyre like will's career my rhymes will never end

forever and ever theyll keep runnin

even after i die like tupac ill keep comin out with raps

and theyll go platinum lets count the ways

1

2

3

4

theyll create new levels of platinum for my record sales

but u still wanna battle man your rhymes i impale

ill pull out my sword and chop your rhymes up

ur rhymes are gettin weaker as they go along man thats enough

see thats wut separates me and u

my rhymes keep goin like that lil pink bunny

and once i get big ill be rollin in money

but on the other hand your dont last long

people wanna here your rhymes less than they wanna see roseanne barr in a thong

oo sry thats kinda wrong

but see its worth it cuz your rhymes die before u can even type um

i dont even see y u bother ta write um

nobody likes um except u thats it

sry but its reality you dont have the ability to put out a hit

i mean u got the potential

but u need to work on your essentials

u use all your good rhymes right away

then u cant think of none the next day

thats not a rapper thats a one night stand

y dont u go pick up a guitar and join a punk rock band

they aint got ta do nuttin sounds like the job for u my friend

you say evryones gonna remember your name

how they gonna do that wen u aint in the game

do wut me and my friends are tryin to do

write some good rhymes and try and gt them on the radio

u never no

u could be the next fresh prince

but still i na rap battle ill be the one to make u wince

no matter how big u get

ill still take u down, settle the bet

so please dont even fret

lets just end this battle now before you get beat down

but i guess now after me sayin that ull act like a lil child and respond

with some doo doo rhymes u think is da bomb

but they wont be

so you can quote me

just stop it now

but u wont take my advice

ill come on here in a few days and youll have you rhymes

but yo man heres the word your rhymes i gettin old like jerry rice

he can still catch but can run u no

just like u can do the structure BUT YOUR RHYMES DONT FLOW

so yo i guess u will

im endin it now so write your little rhymes and think u won

but ull never win wit that attituide son

[J-o-e]

ugh yo, i dont wana be like this but theres no choice

is there only enough reasoning for 1 voice

this is crazy when u say im lazy when i flow

bitch this is my dough, this is my game

and since i wrote my name i show no shame

ill stand tall and when its all over

i will never try and through a brick in the back of your rover

see u jus say i forfiet and then u gotta sit

and listen to the real MC flow, look at my show

ill tell u how rip a crowd up so many times, so many rhymes

its like that movie but wit rap, erm hitch

they aint got a job for me huh? i shoulda produced switch

someones gettin mad inside, jesus christ it hit ur pride

u got realivtes comin in? im sure theres a low tide

u dnt even derserve spittin amongst me

but this rap **** will forever be reserved for j-o-e

i dont care if ur 13 yrs old, u wanted some

so if im giving u some for fun and when im done

ill make sure ill put a sticker on u sayin "Ripped"

look at the way j-o-e just flipped the script

look how he rhymes its so crazy, he should be my baby

u gonna shut up or am i gonna make u?

im not even botherin but i can lyrically shake u

what u gonna do when i strip all your rap sense

here i go, watch me rip u alive, it makes no sense

so go on trash, ill bash ya head wit some tools

im bustin in, and im makin sure them fools

are leavin in body bags, and u can take the rubbish out

now what the HELL U ON ABOUT where i can shout

but ill never doubt, am i goin on or do u want me to stop

if u say stop ill say stop but till then shut the F*ck up,

[bagotrasho]

EXCUSE ME FOR MY LANGUAGE ITS JUST FOR THIS SONG I AINT GHETTO OR TRYIN TO BE IT

Man you tell me to shut up yet the one who keeps talkin back

i said to settle it but u had to respond again with some rhymes that were outta wack

man get your stuff straight

get your rhymes back in line

cuz theyre diein under mine

theyre batteries are out theyre runnin outta power

then all i have to do is spout some little rhymes that will devour

and let me guess you say sumthin like "YEA YOUR RHYMES ARE LITTLE"

man ur becomin so predictable im feelin sorry for your usless dribble

just like PAC said "I ain't a killer but don't push me"

sorry for my language but joe ur actin like a pussy

heres my point ur a hypocrite

and u cant deny the ****

every single rhyme ur talkin crap and cussin ever song it becomes more and more

and then u say im a problem CUZ IM HARDCORE?

ur the one out there sayin to shut the **** up u may cencsor it

but man u still thought it up

that dont excuse u from nuttin

i just wanna get my point across i aint hardcore or ghetto

i may be white but i rap i dont listen to heavy metal!

i may not have cds, and agent, a label and all that

but thats just cuz im a kid and i cant find a partner to enter the game by my side

i dont wanna go alone i want someone by my side

and i aint got a girl or nuttin to back my sorry ass up

cuz im a ugly mutha ****a and the girls at school just wont suck it up!

and see wut the hells on the inside the personality the charm

to all u ****in bitches i dont mean to alarm!

i no wen im famous ull be grabbin for my arm

but i aint gonna let u come within a state of me

WELL MAN I DONT CARE WUT U GOT TO SAY ABOUT ME

CUZ I AINT POSTIN BACK

THIS **** WACK

SO GO AHEAD AND TALK ALL YOUR ****

GODAMNIT

I JUST WANNA BE A HIT

IM GONNA KEEP IT CLEAN IOTS JUST RIGHT NOW IM MAD AS HELL

THE GIRL SAYS NO EVERYTHINGS GOIN WRONG

SO TO ALL U MTOHER ****IN HATERS

IM MOTHER****IN GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[scyhigh99]

i'm white, in a stereotypical way

can't jump or rhyme or flow, but hey

i don't care, it's my birthday and i'm here

to jump into this battle with a verse beyond compare

in horribleness, but that's fine with me

it's not like i ever intended to be an MC

i'm just bored, and avoiding homework

so i'm here boldly going beyond like captain kirk

spittin rhymes, and wasting time

this must be a crime

to take u rappers in your prime

fill your contest up with this slime

i'm, so incredibly untalented

but I still rep Boston better than marky mark ever did

and finally, in conclusion

j-o-e and bagatrash: you're not amusing

think you got skills? you're fulla delusion

do us all a favor and go into seclusion

no more wack raps, please, no more abusing

why'd i feel the need to diss? how confusing

Edited March 3, 2005 by scyhigh99

[J-o-e]

ive just taken out the trash

have i pushed someone so far?

im leavin u for dead inside, ash to ash

but dust to dust its a must, how many bar?

u dont get it yet do u, ur crazy arn't u?

u losing ur tempter arnt u

u cant hack to be an MC talking about me cussing

isit in your nature to start fusing

saying i dont cuss in my rhymes and then go on a mad one

homie im doing this for fun, rippin it 1 by 1,

anyway im glad your gone, i can sing my song

y u can go someway and play wit that thong

man put that away, nobody wana see that

it aint rap, ur talkin pure crap

im rechargable so if i did run out

imma come back next week about to shout

i dont stop hollerin, its what i do

next we someone gonna say yo what the hell happened to you

i dont have to prove myself to anyone, anything

i wish i was rich enough to buy things, any ring

and give it to ya girl and she be like ohh u so kind

oh j-o-e give it to me baby, hit me with one more line

or maybe one more rhyme, whatver i say theres a meaning

i geuss that u didnt get lean back, u didnt stop leaning

but i dont stop learning, my knowledge grows stronger

just like my vocab, he just keeps getting longer

but dont take me as a groupie i wont hold your arm

ill never try and harm, but if you hear an alarm

better run fool coz im on my way for a pay day

i knew i was whack once, fell back and went astray

u sed u was an ugly mother, not gonna sware, not another

idiot who tried to beat me, to j-o-e its so easy

im drifiting past oppenets, for me its so breezy

why u quoted pac words for, u dont derserve to

i geuss ill beat u last, give u a place and reserve u

who said i was gonna be a hater? its one of those debaters

u kno one of the ones i go past and then go c ya laters

now scyhigh jus coz its your birthday imma not abuse u

but the answer to your question......imma confuse u

completely illuse u, u gonna wake up thinkin u a rap star

but ur dreams are too high, jus plain too far

i got skillz to heal, keepin it real u kno the deal

the case is sealed, u gotta feel

what imma do to win this battle coz i started

is to leave ya dreams dead, jus broken hearted

nuttin u can do to move me from my spot

u want sum, come on homie, give it ya best shot....