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I think of the rapper

Hilary - (to carlton) Stand on a chair and say that to my face! (they were arguing about something but i can't remember what)

We've allready got a Favorite Fat jokes thread so i figured that i'd make a favorite short jokes thread Mine are: From the episode Will gets a job: Will - (to carlton) Are you gonna be needing a boosta seat there little boy? Ashley - Will your like the big brother i never had Will - What are you talking your got Carlton (thinks) of right i see what you mean From the episode where Jazz gets married: Will - (playing with a doll of a bride) Oh i found the man of my dreams! (Will shows a groom doll but it's much smaller than the bride doll) Marry me Carlton I know there's more but that's all i can think of right now oh here's a got one! Carlton - Will you took a bullet for me! Will - Well that's not realy true cause i still could have gotten hit from my belly button up

From the episode were Philip has a heart attack Philip - Will could you do me a favour Will - Uncle Phil we're not stoping for no burger!!

Thank you

what do you think Will's reasons were for using the F word on ''Tell me why''? I'm sure he has a good reason for it but i'm surprised to see him use it because he's usualy againts things like that in his music

Yeah i heard He posted it on his message board (yes he does talk to fans on the internet)

a-ha have been back together since 1998

You've never heard of a-ha? They were the one's who done ''Take on me'' Does that ring a bell?

Here you can listen to the New Mike shinoda song ''Remember the name'' http://www.e-gerbil.net/ras/fm/ It does have some cussing in it so if your easily offended don't bother with it

I thought that Philip did the best in the episode in which Will's Dad comes back That episode had great acting from both Will Smith and James Avery

a-ha's new studio album After 3 1/2 years' break Morten Harket, Magne Furuholmen and Paul Waaktaar-Savoy are back. They continue their outstanding career with the release of their 8th studio album. The first single "Celice" will be released October 4th. The uptempo song is a consequent development of the unique a-ha sound. The still untitled album will be released November 7th. Those who see a-ha during the upcoming tour can look forward to a journey through 20 years of a-ha's musical history, as well as material from the upcoming album. a-ha has been a major influence in pop music, proven by several quotes from bands like Coldplay, who have connected their roots to the music and unique style of a-ha. info taken from www.a-ha.com It's gonna be awesome

Philip - Excuse me young man but around hear everyone carries their own weight! *10 seconds of silence* Ice Trey - Too easy

I'm not sure if this would count as a fat joke but it's funny anyway Philip - You give me that damn phone or i'll rip your liver out and it it raw! Will - That's right and he's about due for a snack!

What songs from JJFP do you think have the funniest lyrics? IMO these lyrics are the funniest From Parents just don't understand The next half hour was the same old thing my mother bying my clothes from 1963 but then she lost her mind and did the ultimite! i asked her for addidas and she bought me ZITS!!!!!!!! From i think i can beat Mike Tyson I paid four hundered and seventy four thousand dollers for my ticket and the boy ran out the ring! Mike Tyson puched the boy in his ribs and his leg fell off!!

Will is what every rapper should be like. He raps about life but keeps all the cussing out, f**k every 5 seconds is not music. It's crap

Tough choice but (IMO) nothing beats EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

If you could make the greatest hits CD what song would you put on it? I would have 1. I wanna rock 2. The things that u do 3. Lovely daze 4. Lost and found 5. Parents just don't understand 6. Boom! shake the room 7. Will 2k 8. Twinkle Twinkle (i'm not a star) 9. Ring my bell 10. Freakin it 11. I'm looking for the one (to be with me) 12. Just cruisin 13. Girls aint nothing but trouble 14. Can't wait to be with you 15. The fresh prince of bel air 16. Getting jiggy wit it 17. Summertime

Philip: It is amazing you sertanly have grown will Will: Well we all have

Here's a good one Will - Yo G is Uncle Phil still mad about last night? Geoffrey - Well you remember that pie he was saving? Carlton - Oh my god he ate it! Geoffrey - It's worse than that i'm afraid *Geoffrey opens the fridge door* Will - OH MY GOD!!!........................................................IT'S STILL THERE!!!!! I know that isnt 100% correct but i couldnt remember it tidy

What are your fave Uncle Phil fat jokes? Mine are: Philip - Geoffrey would you fetch me my tools? Geoffrey - You mean you knife and fork? Philip - I don't feel like eating tonight Geoffrey - Should i call 911? *Philip is dancing around the living room* Will - EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!! Philip: I worked my ass off for that boy Geoffrey - and yet it's come back with avengance Will - Hey mom if uncle Phil is gonna be staying in my room you better make sure he gets on the bottom bunk cause if he gets up on the top bunk gravity aint no joke

why after the first season did the inside of the Bank's house change? Did they re-decorate the house ot something? or did they move to another house where the outside of the house looked just liek their old one but the inside was different? (hey it's possiblt lol)

No probs I'd like to say something a little off topic for the minute PhiL is my real name (The capital L is something that i've always done, it's sort of like a ''trade mark'') i'm not using this user name because of Uncle Phil on TFPOBA. Just wanted to set the record straight

I only asked a question. There's no need to bite my head off :)

This is a really good article I found on Will Smith's point of view on hip hop nowadays. The man speaks the truth. Take some time to at least skim through it if you can. Hip-Hop/Rap artist and many other things, Will Smith couldn't have said it better. Maybe someone like Will Smith can start the movement to save the music and the hip-hop culture we all love or at least make a difference. There are many other rappers out there that could step up; both young and new to the game and the old veterans that have the power to turn things around. To use their craft for the good of the youth, the hip-hop community and the millions of people that they have the attention of. Will Smith told the story if his experience with the kids while Touring a village in Mozambique, he came across a shack on which someone had scrawled the names of slain rapper Tupac Shakur and Jay-Z. When he asked the boys from the village why the names were there they replied, "your impossible." Not understanding what they meant it was explained to Smith that the kids view what these great black men and many others have done as impossible for them to ever do. Smith said before the show, "The kids that are making these trends, making these songs, don't understand the level of effect that black Americans have around the world," he said in an interview. " ... Black Americans are so elevated, it's almost worship." In 1988 Will Smith won the first Rap Grammy for his hit "Parents Just Don't Understand," said he wants hip-hop artists to recognize the platform they have and use it in a positive way. "It's real important to have balance of the imagery. Yes, there are people who fire guns in the street, but there's also doctors who go to work in those areas to feed their children." The following is where Smith raps up the Hip-Hop game today in a real easy way to understand. Keep in mind that at 36 years old he is a veteran in the game since the 80's. He has been around long enough and around the block enough times to see the evolution of Hip-Hop and its community. Will Smith points out Common and Mos Def as just a few artists that have a message that should be heard. But, they don't fit into the cookie cut mold of the rap artist of these days. They don't have the gold or diamond teeth, they don't floss the limited edition Bentley's, their videos don't get played on 106 & Park and they don't appeal to the market of kids that get fed the bogus gangsta image. On Smith's latest album ‘Lost and Found’, he even raps about how a veteran in the game such as himself can't even get airplay today, "Black radio, they won't play me though," he raps in one song. "Guess they think that Will ain't hard enough. Maybe I should just have a shootout ... just ignorant, attacking, acting rough. I mean then, will I be black enough?" But, he sums it up with a statement and an attitude that could as I said earlier change the face and the direction of Hip-Hop today. His current single "Switch" is a top 40 hit, the man once known as the Fresh Prince said he no longer worries about album sales. "I'm an entertainer. I make it and close my eyes," he said. "Sometimes it sells 14 million, sometimes it sells 300,000. For me it's about just doing what I do, and hoping that my artistry makes a difference." That is the attitude that is missing today because most artists would rather promote a false gangsta image of street creed and be a mogul in everything from clothes, sneakers, sports drinks, liquor and even pornography. No longer is about motivating the youth, starting movements to make a difference or just having fun. It is about creating false beliefs that you aren't anything unless you wear what they wear, do what they do, roll in a Bentley and all of a sudden it's cool to get shot. You got to be a "Pimp" (should have civil right activists rolling in their graves) rolling on dubs with some ice and some fine hoochies to make it today's world? I am also starting to see more and more the medias place in this circus. Perfect example is in the news over the past couple of days. I hate to mention his name and give him any publicity at this point. But, 50 Cent is a great example of the ignorance in Hip-Hop today. Source & further reading: http://www.thuglifearmy.com/news/?id=1606