Quote in my sig, as well as when Will would call Carlton a squidgit.
Hilarious quote: "Ashley, I thought she was in bed"
"Yeah you also thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish Holiday."
Hmm lets see..
"Will you wanna hear the story about the grasshopper and the ant"?
"Carlton I really dont wanna hear bout you n ya little friends, okay?"
"And so he challenged me..." - Uncle Phil
"To what, a pie eating contest?- Will