my favorite episode is "72 hours" where carlton stays at jazz's hood due to a bet.
Phillip: Will, why do i always ahve to be the heavy?
Will: *stares at phil* you know what im not even gonna say nothing, im in enough trouble as it is
C-Note(carlton):yo wussup prince
C-note:yo prince why you dissin me?
jazz: even im beginnning to like him
c-note:they love me
Tiny: yo i hate school words, they make me mad!!!
(somebody):you gonna tell me how to run my bidnezz?
c-note:yo i can get 20 for this china doll
Phillip:Will, im going to be on you like a shadow...
Will: Uncle Phil, wit you wouldnt it be more like an eclipse?
phil:just for that little crack i am making myslef assistant amnager
will:aw man, i knew one fat jokes too many!
and i got many many more quotes, this is my all time favorite show, best there is out there, btu im pissed cuz TBS took it off! i liekd watching it in the noon