Silver Tiger
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Wow, Tim... I laughed. -
lol, there's some funny lines there, Tim. What exactly were you thinking for the video?
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This is off his latest album. I recommend you guys check it out.
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Nice job, Tim!
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Thanks a lot guys! This was a lot of fun.
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Great battle, Brakes! Each round just got better and better.
Thanks for the feedback, guys! -
I'll try to make this too. Should be fun.
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Sorry to hear that Ben. I lost 2 dogs and a cat a couple years of go (in about a year's time). I know what it's like. Hope things turn around for you.
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Hahaha son, dude I know that you joking
I'm about to shove the rod of truth, leaving you choking
You kicked Pakalicous the exact minute he's late
You came in 7 hours past but refused yourself the same fate
I'm gonna keep this clean, not gonna say you should "blow this"
But does anybody else think that contestants shouldn't host this?
Your verse had no impact, erratic like Lil' B
So I take it as a complement when you say I'm '93
If my acting's a joke, I got some words that'll kill ya
"Good job, Brakes! I know you'll make it" - That sound familiar?
You got our support, we won't put you in check
Because nobody can look away from watching a train wreck
So much arrogance in your words, must think you're something to fear
Except that message board battles are the highlight of your career
LL went at Canibus, now that was legendary
Bet you never heard a decent diss, Cool J popped your cherry
There was Nas vs. Jay, man Ether was my song
Then Da Brakes battled Luigie, now tell me who don't belong?
I had to sit down to read it? Your imagination don't leap
I put your verse next to my bed to help me fall asleep
Got a lotta pics with you and Jeff, what you implying?
I talked with him about your work, dude started dying
"A Stan that don't get it," then he called you a flirt
Laughed so hard when I said the words "Da Brakes Concert"
Wake the giant from his sleep? Sure, I'm Jack, check the beanstalk
I'm saving the princess, you at home crying, ejaculating in socks
Next time you come at me, do some work, give a damn
It's like Christmas dinner was the only time you went H.A.M.
The name is Chris Langner, get your spelling correct
It might be the name to sign your janitorial paycheck
I'll give you your last dying wish, right down to the letter
I'll write it on your tombstone: Rest in Peace and God Blessa! -
lol, that was pretty hard to listen to Lerk. I got about a minute and a half in before I had to stop.
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He's talented. I really like him on Community. I don't like how his voice sometimes sounds like Wayne when he raps though.
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Yo Brakes it's nice to see you, been a long time coming
Haven't seen you do it big since John McCain was running
Like the old man's wrinkled wang, your career is mostly "flop"
There's a reason that you're name is a synonym for "STOP"
Can you hear me way down there? I gotta yell it from the top
Last dude got you arguing who your son be callin' "Pop"
Don't get caught up in that nonsense, stay strong for your kid
Someone's gotta tell him what daddy almost did
I'd make this short and sweet but you wanted 32
Draw it out like a useless horse, turn you into glue
You're like a flea-infested dog in heat, a bitch with an itch
Traded mic-stands for a baby seat, now you play Quidditch
It's insulting to call this thing you do a career
Your raps got suicidal tendencies like headlight-loving deer
You're never, not, no, negative, needless
I'll beat you a thousand times before you could look up "antithesis"
The opposite of "talent" would be a complement
Took your CD out the jewel case and put up a sign "For Rent"
I gotta hand it to you man, you're a real funny Brit...
...Well that would be true if you think changing diapers counts for wit
I'd tell you to "bite me" but you'd take it the wrong way
Like a reason to rhyme-rob, then tell me I said it was Ok
In fact, you're an out-of-work rapper, an album is due
I'm starting to think this battle is content-fishing for you
Well bring it in close, I got a line you could use
"Thank God my wife ain't see me work before we said our "I do's""
Got the charm of a corpse, son that means that you're rank
I say that Brakes spit that bull____, you fill in the blank
You're a struggling poet and you chose to battle me
Look in your wallet and ask who you really "Wannabe"
You crashed your own KIA, tried to become a fraction
Man this the closest you'll ever get to being Killed In Action -
I thought you both did a good job. I didn't expect some of those lines on this board for sure. Nasty battle! It was close but I had to go with Brakes on this one.
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These battles are keeping the contestants on their toes. Nothing feels safe! Good battle, Tim.
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I put in my vote. Unfortunately it's still a tie. That was a close battle. I liked both verses. Ultimately went with Brakes for embracing the Katie diss and flipping it around.
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Nice job ted. Really wish he was still here...
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RIP Joe...
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I was pretty bummed when I found out. RIP Heavy D...
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Pretty close battle. Tough to choose! I'll get back to you tomorrow!
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What's up Tiny Tim? You been missin' me I reckon
Unlike your sex life, this the only time you'll ever cum in second
You're like a short alphabet, you're low on I.Q.
You're so unliked my last opponent spent half his verse dissing you
You're an internet Queen with a lonely occupation
No one told me I'd be dissin' kids from the Make a Wish Foundation
I'm like an old compass, a little hard to follow
You retired old whore, still know how to swallow
You're an Amazon book, you're easy to write
Man you're so good at suckin' you'd think you was Twilight
You're an unsharpened pencil, always missing the point
Like a gay drug addict, mouth needing a joint
Surprise abusive wombat, I'll beat you on a whim
Crowd screamin' Mortal Kombat, chuck the deuce and "Finish Him!"
Back, Down, Forward, Punch, Kick, got my spear in ya throat
Now let's toss you in the river and watch your dumb ass float -
Thanks, Victor!
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Gotta go with Chris on this one! Some classic lines there!
That was a good battle though. It's almost not fair when you put yourself out there so much for the opponent to see. -
Yeah, it's a shame you didn't get to use it against Tallen for real.
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Sup Schnazz, it's nice that you could make it
Didn't come correct on time, so like your girl, you faked it
I'll give you credit, you really think you could win this
But you know way too much about Timothy's business
Yeah you're correct, I'm the big star of the videos
The last time you were seen was trying on women's clothes
I know you think you're fighting mean like Charlie Sheen
But it's hard to take you serious when you're favorite song is Dancing Queen
These brass balls break down walls, what the hell do you got?
Choking on tears 35 years, crying "mommy" in the parking lot
LMFAO, yo let's break down the "Schnazz"
"Schn" is when you pucker up to kiss my "azz"
"Hollywood can come to me," that's the way I pronounce it
"All this wood can come on me," but damn man, you announce it
You're like a lost board game, you're missing a "Clue"
Roll the dice on Tim Price and look for me in round two
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Didn't see you, Tim!