fabman Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 (edited) Based on a true story of a friend. It - FORTUNATELY - didn't happen to me. I asked him if I could use his story for a song. He agreed, here it is: In Da Club (You Ain’t ??) Written by The Fab Man Me and a couple of friends went to a club ‘cause my friend called Ross knew the nephew of the club’s boss when we went in i said damn “how many guys” and I’m not telling lies ‘cause 10 percent female, 90 percent male I sat down on a chair But there were to guys havin’ a love affair Kissin’ and buggin’ I thought “what the hell?” i thought let’s go away here ain’t no cute girls only kissin’ boys with a lot of pearls BUT then I saw this sexy chick walkin’ That’s the moment I had to start talkin’ Yo. In Da Club. You Ain’t? In Da Club. You Ain’t? In Da Club. Don’t Tell Me You Ain’t The girl liked me Who does not when they see me She said “i go to the bathroom, wait for me! Cause after that...” I was like “Ooohh. Weeeee!!” I was waitin’ next to the girl’s toilet door But on the floor There was strange guy lickin his lips While doin’ this he was eatin’ chips Then suddenly he asked me --- Are you bisexual? I said “why? Don’t talk crap like this, guy” When the girl came out I was beginning to shout Because I got mad Told the girl she sould wait I went to the barkeeper, he had this strange hat (but OK) I asked him, don’t tell me ev’rybody’s gay here He looked at me and said WHAT??? YOU AIN’T GAY??? I said to me “have no fear” But then I began to scream and run out of the club At home i called my friend Askin him if he knew that it was a gay club Because if yes, that would have been HIS end! In Da Club. You Ain’t? No In Da Club. You Ain’t? No In Da Club. The most scary thing ever happened to me. In Da Club. The most scary thing ever happened to me. In Da Club. Edited May 28, 2005 by fabman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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