Schnazz vs. ash trey

[Schnazz]

First round, Schnazz vs. ash trey. You each have two days to bring a single 16 line verse. Make sure to read the rules. Schnazz to go first!

[Schnazz]

Here ye, here, ye, come listen to my tale

For the very first time, I'm ready to unveil

The myth, the legend, of how a kid came to glory

And became the Mighty Schnazzy, the hero of our story

It was a random battle, on a cold winter night

Schnazz was dealt a sucker, some kid he had to fight

This punk was nothing, Schnazz could finish him with ease

Our champ would need but a tenth of his expertise

As he began to plan for his foe's quick decline,

He realized he could do it with a meager six lines:

I've caused more pain than Guantanamo Bay

I've raided more terrain than Geronimo in his day

My skills I always sustain, unlike Michael Jackson

And I always entertain, cuz I'm the mack, son.

My style is quite urbane, like Jacqueline Onassis

I master each refrain, even more than the great Cassius

[ash trey]

Take all that arrogance and somehow bottle it,

Cuz you can't spit for sh-, u need to somehow swallow it,

Rhymes I rip, rivals receive as hollow tips,

I'm like a forest fire, while your lame sparks are powerless,

I've been known to turn Brave hearts to cowardice,

your styles like a nursery rhymer meeting the fresh prince,

This guy thinks he kills me every time he makes a pop culture reference,

I'ma give this fool one of life's precious lessons,

"Unlike Michael Jackson"...really u clown?,

Let me bite your style and show you how silly you sound,

Your kinda like britney,music u abuse,

Your participation, unnecessary like Anna Nicole Smith in the news,

I'm kinda like Snoop Dogg I end up taking your girl,

And it happened more than once, like Will Smith saving the world,

sorry if i just put to waste all that time that you spent,

but, hey, some people might read your rhymes for amusement.