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What are your fave Uncle Phil fat jokes?

Mine are:

Philip - Geoffrey would you fetch me my tools?

Geoffrey - You mean you knife and fork?

Philip - I don't feel like eating tonight

Geoffrey - Should i call 911?

*Philip is dancing around the living room* Will - EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!! :lol::lol:

Philip: I worked my ass off for that boy

Geoffrey - and yet it's come back with avengance

Will - Hey mom if uncle Phil is gonna be staying in my room you better make sure he gets on the bottom bunk cause if he gets up on the top bunk gravity aint no joke

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those were really funny. i forgot how this one goes exactly but it was when will and carlton made the bet that he couldnt stay in compton for 2 days. uncle phil said something that could easi;y be made into a fat joke then will said "im in too much trouble as it is"

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Vivian: Is that health insurance person still in there with your uncle?

will: yea

Ashley: I hpe hes alright.......im worried about daddy

Will: yo i heard him tell uncle phil that he got Dunlap syndrome

Everybody at the table: Dunlap syndrome....whats that?

Will: it means his belly done lapped over his belt

(or something like that :lolsign: )

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I have 2 favorites. Ok the first 1 is when Will gets a Job at that theme restaurant.

Will: Ask what would ya'll want 2 drink(or something close 2 that)

Uncle Phil: I can't seem 2 decide.

Will: Well Sir we do have all 3 flavors of slim fast. :lolsign:

Is when Will tell Uncle Phil that he is going 2 control Ashley's singer career.

Uncle Phil: I am going 2 be on u like a shadow

Will: Well wit u be more of an eclipse. :lol: :lolsign:

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In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign:

I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign:

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Here's a good one

Will - Yo G is Uncle Phil still mad about last night?

Geoffrey - Well you remember that pie he was saving?

Carlton - Oh my god he ate it!

Geoffrey - It's worse than that i'm afraid *Geoffrey opens the fridge door*

Will - OH MY GOD!!!........................................................IT'S STILL THERE!!!!!

I know that isnt 100% correct but i couldnt remember it tidy

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In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign:

I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign:

:lolsign: :lolsign: Professional wrestler!

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In the episode when Ice Tray comes to visit Will and he says "And all this is my Uncle Phil" :lolsign:

I also like in the episode when Jazz's girlfriend Jewel tells Phil "So Jazz tells me you're a wrestler" (or something like that) :lolsign:

:lolsign: :lolsign: Professional wrestler!

Yeah that was it! :lolsign: :lolsign:

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heres mine

phill: it so nice to see you robertson

judge robertson: Its so EASYYYY to see you Phillip

Phill: i never would have made it through college without him

Will: What did he widen the halls?

Phill: im going to the kitchen to get a snack when im back you better be gone....

Jazz: I guess i got a long time then

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