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heres a little something i wrote on the cruise, about the cruise. short. cute. nothing special, not that good...by the way, its ALL true

"Cruise Vacation"

Written by WILL IS ILL (Mike)

I came on the flight all calm and chill

Reading my mag tryin keep it real

But the engine started and i got scared

Couldnt see i was safe, like i was visually impaired

I was fine in the air, but nervous for the landin

The plane came to a stop, then everyone was standin

So i was on my way to the big 'ol cruise ship

Itinarary changin, so mexico wasnt my trip

Chillen on the cruise ship watchin a video by 5 jurassic

then Ali vs Foreman on ESPN Classic

Time to get off the boat, and go to the island

It was sunny out and everyone was smilin

The beach was a little bit too far

Had to take a bus cause we dont know where we are

My knees on the bus were against the bar

And the trees in the way, i couldnt see too far

But dont get me wrong, the ride was fun

Cause i was on my way to sit in the sun

So im sittin, chillen with my fam on the beach

I was gettin kinda hot, my sprite was outta reach

So i leaned over and what i saw took away my speech

It was a, tan man with white hair and red lipstick

He looked really nasty it almost made me get sick

He had on a top, the kind that girls wear

And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare

He had a tat on his thigh that read "porn star"

is this guy serious? thats a lil too far

He looked a lil horny so i named him Ken Kaniff

Was he a boy or a girl? i couldnt tell the diff

So we went back to the ship and had a cross eyed driver

It was a scary trip but i said, "what a nice ride sir"

So before you know it, my cruise is done

And retrospectin, it was so much fun

So i highly suggest that you take a cruise

Dont wait too long, if you snooze you lose

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He had on a top, the kind that girls wear

And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare

He had a tat on his thigh that read "porn star"

One can only imagine the nightmares you would be getting after an incident like that! :lolsign:

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LOL. some story u told! I laughed at this part...

It was a, tan man with white hair and red lipstick

He looked really nasty it almost made me get sick

He had on a top, the kind that girls wear

And a white thong bottom, now thats kind rare

it reminded me of a long tyme ago I was driving on the expressway and some idiot drives out of nowhere, (u know when u wanna give the finger to crazy drivers)...but instead, I looked over at him on my left,...this fat white dude who had on BRIGHT red lipstick beyond his lips, smudged sorta on his face,... a wig that was just 'sitting' on his head, and he made an ugly face & stuck out his tongue at me, and pulled down his shirt over um...his chest/breast whatever it was,...LOL. I just know that sucka was HUGE...

and it scared the living MESS out of me. LOL...

peace,

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Okay, off topic. Hey Cookies, I'll give you a hundred pretend dollars if you just post one reply without the blue colour. So do we have a deal? :haha:

lmbo. nope got to be real dollars...

I love my blue, i feel naked typin without it... :2thumbs:

peace,

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QUOTE(3cookies @ Jul 25 2005, 05:49 PM

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lmbo. nope got to be real dollars...

I love my blue, i feel naked typin without it...  :2thumbs:

peace,

cookie 

Whoa then. We don't want any NC-17 situations happening here. :lolsign: Stick to your blues, Cookies. :2thumbs:

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