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GIRLS AIN'T NOTHIN BUT TROUBLE!


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alright yall I haven't seen this mentioned on the site anywhere, so here it is.

It's interesting to see how Prince was comin back in those early days. They changed A LOT of the lyrics when this was reissued on Rock the House on Jive records.

http://s26.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0H05RCC...IC1KZKRXT3SIBRX

enjoy, and Hero, here's the lyrics so you can add them to the site:

Will: Ah man, oh my eye, my eye

Jeff: What's up, what's up Prince

Will: Man this guy just walked up to me and punched me in my eye talkin bout I was tryin to talk his girl, man, I don't even know her man!

Ready Rock C: Aw man, that's dead, that's dead

Will: Ay Jeff, get me some ice, man, I can't believe this man!

listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when I was walking down the street

I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet

I walked up to her I said hello

she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know

but by the way sweetheart what's your name

she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine

I said my name is the Prince and she said why

I said man, I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy

but enough about me let's talk about you

and all the wonderful things that you and I can do

I popped some trash and in a little bit of time

I showed some cash and the girl was mine

I took her over town I wined her and dined her

she ask me was I horny I said mm yea kinda

all of a sudden she jumped out her seat

snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street

she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging

so I punched her in the chin I said you better stop buggin

she got mad looked me dead in my face

threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape

I got scared when she started to yell

so I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell

I was duckin through alleys right and left

but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death

Now i'm in prison charged with agrivated assault

But I didn't do nothin, It was that dumb broad's fault

But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one Friday night

Chillin out watchin the Sugar Ray fight

I was kinda laid back sippin on Tequilla

when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila

I responded by saying hello

she paid for my drink and then said let's go

She bought my drink, I thought that that was polite

So I walked out with her, said "what's up for tonight"

She just "just get in the car" so I obliged

About 20 minutes later we pulled up in her garage

She parked the car, gave me some sexy looks

Started walkin in the house I said I'm with you toots

Soft music and wine in the glasses

and then she started to make little passes

at me she said "sweetheart, today's your lucky day

cuz when I'm finished with you, you're gonna yell O-Lay"

She stood up so I stood up with her

she puckered up so I started to kiss her

she grabbed me close then when she got bold

she started feeling up my back I said ooh your hands are cold

we went into her bedroom thinking of one thing

took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring

pulled down the shades, then we dimmed the lights

then we took a tasty sip of Riuniti on Ice

I chewed a stick of Doublemin to freshen my breath

I gave her half of that stick, it was the last one left

I carressed her bod and I kissed her cheek

that's when I observed those Gucci bed sheets

I felt that it was time for me to make my move

I thought I'd better hurry up before I busted the groove

I was kinda uptight and I knew she could sooth me

I tapped her on the shoulder, said "ahem, excuse me"

She touched my lips and asked me not to speak

got undressed and pulled back those Gucci bedsheets

sat down on the bed, laid back her pretty head

kicked her feet up on the pillows and that's when she said that

she wanted me to be her one and only

she said "lay down baby doll, I'm getting lonely"

all of a sudden, out of the blue

a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you

instinctively I panicked, my heart full of fear

she said "that's my boyfriend, babe, you better get outta here"

her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin

and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb

I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go

I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window

just my luck we were in a snow storm

I didn't even have my underwear on to keep me warm

and to top the night off I had to break in my place

because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case

I was done sneezing and coughing, A-CHOO!

I hope this doesn't happen to often

but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble

but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble

so next time a girl gives you the play

just remember my rhyme, just remember my rhyme

take heed to my rhyme and get the hell away

Will: Man girls ain't nothin but trouble man

Jeff: I hear ya, i dig it, dig it

Will: yea well, can't live with em can't live without em

Jeff: better go take care of that eye, man

Will: yea man, aight yall, stay cool man

Jeff: chill, Prince

Will: later Jeff

So there you go, obviously doesn't fit in with the "clean cut" image Jive was going for with Prince & Jeff. He punches Elaine in the chin, hits her with a trash can, calls her a dumb broad, gets further along with Sheila, even gets her naked before her man comes home, and he didn't even have his underwear on to keep him warm when he jumps out the window!

Regardless, it's still Highly Superior to that ****ed up "1988 extended remix" that Jive put out. "So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell???" FUUUUUCK THAT!!!

and I hate the extra verse about "betty" that they added in that one.

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"so I punched her in the chin I said you better stop buggin"

"so I hit her with a trash can and ran like hell"

HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!! This is priceless!!!!!! Thanks a lot for posting this man.

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