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Maybe once in your life you can actually rhyme

but look you dont even deserve my whole attention

so im not gonna kick up fuss this time

stop saying my name over and over. not to mention

your rhymes sucks worse than your own mother

burying rhymes. so clever when i rhyme like this

i geuss that will is ill is your twin brother?

u seen u 2? ur a couple. oh i get the gyst

im not gay but i have questions are you straight?

let me explain that. are you a hetrosexual?

so before you go into one about ya'll first date

i am here to break up the love thing, stupid homosexuals

dont get it misunderstood im serouis. you really should

stop this for a living and stay in school your fourteen?

and you think im 2. well homie thats all good

your a disgrace your face tells it all. if i was even seen

with you i would probably die and cry in a heap

im telling the truth. if i was ever in booth ill crack ya teeth

now its time for ya'll to overcome this. and take a leap

off a bridge sumwhere coz quite frankly homie this aint beef

its far from because i dont even need to try to beat you

look arn't we friends, nah so we gon have a little discussion

once i just confused you so you honeslty dont have a clue

then imma hit back with something so hard its gonna leave u a concussion

i have little things to say that hit hard just like a rock

so when they have that battle thing on 106 and park

make sure i dont come from your old block

kncok you out and make sure you cant see in the dark

homie forget and regret this rap **** for a livin, im teaching you :smart:

im the master and your the wanabe jedi. i have the force

your the monk and im the priest. homie im preaching you

for you to try and beat me, try and beat bracesup coz hes the assult course

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I have a question, are u straight?

It seems like your not from reading lines one through eight,

All you rap about is homosexuals,

it makes me wonder are You heterosexual?

Listen J-o-e, I'll say your name a thousand times,

Last time I checked "I can actually make rhymes."

Your obviously giving me a lot of attention,

with those 32 lines you wrote I cant help but just mention,

You and Bracesup need to take a vacation,

go somewhere far away from temptation,

to commit suicide, to never be seen,

find somethin to do, join the marines,

And go far away, forget about this,

forget how you got torn apart and dissed,

It's funny because u obviously are tryin to beat me,

instead of bowing down, giving up and pleading with me,

to leave you alone, to stop bullying you, to say that the rap battle is officially through,

So J-o-e next time you start tryin to preach to me,

Just "Envy me, I'm Rap's M.V.P."

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You got it misunderstood. you not a MVP

you probably dont know what it means. it makes u pee

i am straight. i have a girl you stupid faggot

running around starvin all u can find is a maggot

ur an idiot an insult to rap. ya'll would accept

ya running ya mouth to much. u gonna be in my debt

and u dont want to be init. but im not done

your taking sucidal thoughts a bit too far. shall i get a gun?

want me to blow my brains out just because im better than u

imma set this tone. forget it imma make u feel blue

i like the way u said i have no vocab, when ur knickin mine

look homie read my lines and then read ya whole rhyme

u wont make it, write your own stuff. stop it

so next time u try and diss me. homie just drop it

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M.V.P. means most valuable player,

I can't stand your rhymes, they get gayer and gayer,

I'm not a M.V.P. but it "makes me pee?"

Hahaha you aren't a real "G" ,

I see you listened to me about shortening your lines son,

keep listening to my advice, it should help u in the long run

I've hurt u so bad, you can't sleep,

You up at 4:19 a.m. tryin to beat me?

What is this, is J-o-e pissed?

I think he is tired of gettin' dissed

I dont need alotta lines to get a point across,

I'm like the plaque in on ur teeth bc u probably don't floss,

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Just missed one day, there's so much commotion,

You bastards ain't rappers, ain't got the notion,

Four wicked rounds, back to back,

Saw my homie J-o-e, laying down the track,

Dude beat ya'll so hard, you guys had no chance,

Rap ain't your thing, try ballet and prance,

Gillian Scotty, you're just an embarrasment,

Gotta be arrested for rap-game harrasment,

Not one verse of yours had any substance,

Pointed hat on your head for being a lyrical dunce,

Let's all start with the first loser of the list,

After your exams, experience my lyrical fist,

Fags got the audacity to label me gay,

Jacking to his lyrics, so does he say,

But bitch forgot one thing, about ass tossing,

You mentioned it first, during our crossing,

We thought Gil was a bitch, it ain't our fault,

But bitch is now a dude, the forums in a halt,

Guessing from your verses, can feel your sick fantasy,

Likes guys jerking off to ya, ain't that your ecstasy?

Atrocious claimings about my rap skill,

Brought around now by Will is Ill,

Dares to say that I repeat my lines,

Lemme break it down to ya like exploding mines,

Bitch you're a witness to a lyrical excellence,

Bragging rights I got after positive responses,

Me and J-o-e are emperors of this rap section,

Dictators can't be overthrown, so forget about the election,

Something from the past is coming to my mindset,

Didn't you jack my line about Ashley Simpson, faggot?

Clock showing 3:16, time for my second victim,

Imma be a rattlesnake, venomous rhymes gonna strike him,

Fool got paralysed, lying on the ground,

Knows end is near, without a second round,

Just a 14 year old punk kid, trying to be mature,

You ain't even got pubes yet, also no girls to lure,

The real name is Sid, age twenty two,

More handsome than Brad, got pics to prove,

Nothing short about me, standing over 6 foot,

Try jacking me bitch, you'd be missing a tooth,

You'd already known that, if ya checked the forum,

But I doubt you're a Will fan, posting's just a fewsome,

Nothing homo between me and J-o-e,

Proof's your mom cause we banged that ho,

Ain't from the same school, we across the bay,

Me from Ind-I-A, J-o-e from the United K,

Rapping back and forth, killing foes mercilessly,

Violence and gore, it always gets messy,

Class is dismissed son, had your lesson today,

50 verses over, realise your sexuality gay.

Byes. :yeahthat:

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You wont give up untill you pupils go red

just like all your posts. should be ripped to shreads

wot u saying i dont brush my teeth

homie im rippin u alive with this beef

MVP means person not a playa

and if u see one. u gotta go take a prayer

coz lets face it. your not one to save your life

grabbed ya ho of a mom and almost stabbed her with a knife

Bracesup your right the first time. he is a bitch

cant take that he lost in the cause he wants to be rich

try and make a living the easy way. but hip hop can kill u

if ur raps MVP while then homie why cant i feel you?

i wish you would get trapped on a moutin and starve

u know the math trying to cross in my paths

that aint correct. Is J-o-e pissed. what question

before you start this battle. please take a suggestion

that your ass aint cool. matter of fact its really whack

your abilities to be a rapper. well homie you lack

your so gay you cant get a hooker even to score

but they let do things to them coz u come back for more

before you start make sure you got the right information

you've got reality mixed up with your imagination

its like you think u can blow up the world coz ur hussain

tryin to bring the pain but homie i dont even know ya first name

besides this rap name. how u gonna get in the biz wit gscotty

to me that sounds dirty and so nasty, better yet quite snotty.

i know what you want me to do. is just to flip and react

in the future years ur shows will be at a club. my arenas will be packed

now shut up kid. and for godsake just wait your turn

haters never learn. thats why i gotta make them all burn

the only reason i did a short verse was to stop you to curse

i believe my flows are subliminal when ya a criminal knickin a purse

u need to get paid but theres no intention to try and get laid

ladies dont like you and just to be truthful. i think they all afraid

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This rap battle is between me and J-o-e,

Bracesup is gone, done, history,

Damn I thought you would have listened to me the first time,

You cannot beat me, The battle is mine

I'm not fourteen, I'm old enough to be your pops,

Whats your job at 22? Runnin' from the cops?,

I think all the ladies are definetely not "Hearin' You,"

Most of them problem sit back and keep "Fearin You,"

Enough of the M.V.P. we know who it is,

I hope you don't want to eventually get into showbiz,

They'll boo u off stage, like at the Apollo,

They'll sweep u of stage, bc u got no flow

For 849 posts you seem like your novice,

I may only have 10 but I can promise you this,

I'll never give up until, you bow down,

Kiss the ring, and hand me the crown,

I'm the rap king, i think you've been late,

Maybe your brain passed it's experation date,

When W.I.I. gets back, theres gone be somethin,

Bracesup and you are gonna have to keep comin,

With somethin new, every day,

And every day, we're gonna make you pay,

For all that wack stuff, you put out before,

Come out with somethin new, not 2pac Shakur,

You need a new idle, try Lil' Romeo,

He's got better rhymes than you, hes' got some flow

I'm already in the biz wit my name "GScotty."

Who's this kid J-o-e, a nobody?

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We all see Joe and Brace got some time on their hands

Impressin people they dont know is their only plans

Braggin about having sex, with someones mom

Your takin this outta control you gotta stay calm

THIS IS WHY I HATE TO BATTLE, CAUSE WE GOT F*CKIN PR*CKS WHO THINK THEIR A GANGSTER

Like their hot sh*t, like their a sangster

And yes thats a real word, you can look it up too

Suprised that a 15 year old can know more words than you?

"Haters never learn" YOUR A HATER YOURSELF

Just 2 angry homophobes that cant find their porn on the shelf

If you call me gay, cause i stand up for what is right

I wont battle you back, thats the truth alright

you two are seroiusly pissin me off please get a life

Theres no way anyone is gonna end this strife

Cause joe and brace always have to get their way

I know thats a fact, you prove that everyday

I know you'll diss me later, cause you go low like that

I bet you wanna cut me open and watch my guts go splat

So battle back, with something real good like "i f*cked your mom"

"Shes a ho, too ugly to f*ck" yeah that sounds def, sounds like the bomb

You need a break, casue you wanna battle every day

I proving im not obbssed by not givin a f*ck what you say

So go ahead and post and try not to dissapoint

Cause anything you say will just prove my point

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Two lil wankers trying to be men but falling short,

It’s obviously 3 inches down there or something of that sort,

Tell me something boys, can you even sustain an erection?

Or does it always fall due to premature ejaculation,

Oh wait a second, my bad, it couldn’t be possible,

Still you’re pre-pubescent, no semen in your testicle,

Acting all grown up but you can’t even shave,

Razor cutting your smooth skin, girls need to be saved,

You guys couldn’t even go to a movie, it was rated R,

Had to tag along with Mommie, while she farted in the car.

Heard you got grounded for stealing your Dads’ Playboy,

And for playing with a stick which is your Mom’s sextoy,

Lil bitchies can’t even get arrested for having a drink,

Too young for the slammer, your pops cuffed in a blink,

Sent to a foster home, you is just a minor,

But be on a lookout for molesters behind the diner,

So stick to your Hasbros, don’t mess with us men,

Or you’d end up like a bunny inside a lions den.

Byes. :haha:

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Bracesup, what kind of man are you?

Your talkin about pubes at the age of 22,

We're younger than you, and we have more smarts,

Then rappin' to kids online and sayin that their moms fart,

In "India" I'm sure that most men have jobs,

Its whether their fake, illegal , real, or blowjobs,

I see your job is to rap online and blow all the time,

Too bad its not workin for you because u cant rhyme,

Try somethin different, ask your boy Ghandi,

I'm sure he can help, he helped your whole country,

This beef isn't about dicks, pubes, playboy or ejaculation,

Try somethin different, get some new information,

Your rhymes don't make sense, they don't send a message,

They talk about dicks, playboy, sextoys in every passage,

That makes me wonder, are you hidin' somethin?

Are you homo, bi, trans, or gay or somethin?

Ill keep askin this question, every time u respond,

Stop talkin about dicks bc we're not too fond,

W.I.I. explained for u to stop actin like a f*ckin chicken,

Get some real sh*t and then maybe you can start spittin'.

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I got speed like a viper

shot like a sniper

clean the glass like a windshield wiper

can play dirty like a diaper

blockin' shots like Emeka

sendin em back to your sector

plus I'm ripped like Tyson Beckford

score on me, I'll never let ya!

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Sorry i was late. did i break ya'll concentration

Well im back to smash my anticipation

I geuss ya'll had to something like get a high

We'll for years ive supplied this board. now i say goodbye

But im not going anywhere. you are

next year ya'll gonna see me in a flasy car

its crazy what inventers can do with our technology

Gscotty i think your a schitz. you need psychology

imagination can be a killer you was lead to a wrong misinterpretation

saying your vocabs stronger. make ya songs longer

rhyming as much as i can. only made me stronger

turn around and i wont diss you if you rhyme with truth

not gangsta as W.I.I said "Im gonna knock out ya tooth"

if i loose in the next battle. at least ya'll know i tried

I wouldnt but i know its not my decision to decide

when i rap its with so much force just like a comet

Ya'll like how he get so good? and then just vomit

your getting sick that im better than you and ive proved it

over the years ive stuck with this game and then improved it.

try and be false. ill slap ya where you came from

be real. and only in your heart will you know what you become

even if your from berlin. it will begin the start of an era

i bet you wear womens clothings. like putting on masacra

trying on ya older sisters bras. while i spit some bars

ive been thru these battles. and homie i've got the scars

so before you throw a fit and quit. ill just go

tell ya girls a ho and then ill be on my way. no!

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Never knew it would turn out this way,

With no sense at all in what you say,

Imagined to have a clean cut rap,

But had to compromise with your silly crap,

Questioning my maturity with your hypocrisy,

Contradicting your rhymes very conveniently,

First you’re 14 then you’re older than my dad,

The mind of a teenager with ever changing fad,

So you say my style isn’t exactly talent,

Yet your pal raps about peeing in the toilet,

And wanted us to bang you from the rear,

Also about pulling out guns to inflict fear,

Next line says he won’t be a gangsta here,

Think twice before spitting and make it clear,

Explicit is the way I rap so I’ll stick to it,

They’re all true facts, ain’t made up bullsh*t,

That’s the life of a teenager which you can’t deny,

I know it hurts but try not to cry,

It will all disappear, but not within a year,

Future of watching R rated movies is indeed near,

So don’t be afraid and try to grab the concept,

That you’re still just a lil bitch which you gotta accept.

Byes.

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I can tell you have been gone, you seem like your rusty,

Your rhymes before were better, you surprised me,

Before you lose this battle do me one thing,

Define "schitz," I don't know the meaning,

You've been rappin for years? That's really sad,

I've been rappin' for two weeks and I'm not as bad,

I hope you entered the freestyle competition,

So I can beat you and Bracesup and complete this mission,

It's been so long, why don't you give up?

Oh wait I forgot it's this dude Bracesup,

Who raps about dicks, he can't really spit,

No one wants to read lines with pubes in it,

Don't talk about the next battle you already lost,

You should be thinkin about your debts, your reperation costs,

I don't want to be a rapper I just do it for fun,

But you? You need to stop on behalf of everyone,

That last rhyme really caught my eye,

It seemed like you were done, about to die,

To the next victim, he thinks he's from the hood,

But hes from India, Im gonna disrespect his manhood,

Just a little advice, for this "young" man,

He's 22, and "he thinks he can,"

Like "Thomas the Tank Engine" on T.V.,

Just a little advice Bracesup, recognize is spelled r-e-c-o-g-n-i-z-e,

If you don't know what I'm talkin about look at the bottom of your posts,

You should leave now, be gone, dissapear like a ghost,

J-o-e give up, I dont want to battle anymore,

Unless you come up with somethin' better than sh*t you did before.

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