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one of the funniest lines!


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Or How about

Jazz: Hey let go of my women's thigh

Hilary: Thats my ankle Jazz

Jazz: Well mabye if you gave me a little thigh I could tell or the difference

OR

Jazz: My best friend is back from Philly and I have to hear about it on the street!

Will: I tried to get ahold of you here have you been stayin

Jazz: THE STREET

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HA just remembered another one!

When Carlton tells Will the story about the ant and the grasshopper

Carlton: You see what the moral of the story is Will?

Will:Yep even if we were insects I'd still be bigger than you

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Or How about

Jazz: Hey let go of my women's thigh

Hilary: Thats my ankle Jazz

Jazz: Well mabye if you gave me a little thigh I could tell or the difference

:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: i love that 1

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My favorite was Will got a car with no insurance. And the car gets run into by Malcom J. Warner (Theo from the Cosby Show). He takes him to court. But I think the funnest lines came from Jazz to tell what he witness to the accident. Their in court Uncle Phil calls Jazz to the stand.....

Uncle Phil: "Jazz you can put your hands down."

Jazz:"Nah uh. Dude's got a gun. Next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back."

Uncle Phil: "Jazz"

Jazz: "Ok. (looks at the bailiff) I'm...Putting....My...Hands...Down."

Uncle Phil: "Jazz can you give us your account."

Jazz: "Can't. They close my account. The bank said I was allegedly written bad checks. I don't know what they talkin' about those checks were perfectly legible."

:hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: Jazz is so funny. :hilarious: :angel:

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I love when Will imitates Lisa at therapy.

"*sucks teeth*" and then he goes on and on. I love his facial expression.

"U don't never buy me nothing nice, U need to get a job. And don't talk about your uncle. He isn't fat, he is big-boned."

ha! that whole episode is classic!

When Wheezy says " he looks like a car coming down the road with both doors open"..... :hilarious:

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Yeah then there was the 'this dude knows everybody' part in the episode where Will and Carlton were trying to impress that girl for Hillary's halloween party. there was loads of guests featured then!

Yup Quincy Jones was in that episode right?

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