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For those who say or think Eminem is 'still hot' I ask you to listen to this track. This is very early Eminem. Before 'Marshall Mathers LP', before 'Slim Shady Lp' ... even before 'Infinite'. If you listen simply to his rhyme pattern it's absolutely insane! This is why back then I thought Em was one of the greatest lyricist out and nobody was doing it like he was.

Fast forward a few years and he's putting out the garbage he is today! You be the judge! If you can tell me he's still hot and putting out rhymes of this calibre still then I'll slap myself silly.

The audio quality isn't that great but here are the lyrics as well.

The song is called 'Biterphobia' and next to 'Rengedes' I think this is the best song Em has done.

Eminem - Biterphobia <--- Click to download

[DJ scratching] - "Do it!"

[Eminem]

Sneakin in through the back door, fruity MC's get ambushed

Rammed and squooshed, slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed

Then I'm movin on down from the right to left

So bite the meth or prepare to fight to death

To get jacked, attacked and cracked in two

Smackin through 'til youre black and blue for actin true

I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all strands

Proof that I be sniffin on aerosol cans

I'm stompin, I'm kickin, I'm chokin, I'm stampin em

clompin em, stickin, and pokin and clampin em

To electric chairs and tightenin bolts

Hit em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts

I'm zappin, rappers, singers, and dancers

Faster than you could snap your figures for ransom

Cancer is in the flesh, alive and breathin

Survivin by connivin and theivin

[DJ scratching] - "Do it!", "Eat em up"

[Eminem]

I had a dream I was gettin jacked by biters

It felt like I was bein attacked by spiders

Developin a fear of biterphobia

I'm holdin a gas can and lighter over ya

If I detect ya, I'ma pulverize

Dissect your brain, diggin in your skull for lies

And I'ma torture, with material iller

than a stark ravin mad serial killer

I'm more dangerous than a loaded chamber is

A major risk to a plagiarist

So beware of the aura, A terror for the horrible

Will scare ya tomorrow, is the airbourne assault of the rappers

Hit the source to better my skills,

I head for the border

And run the Galloping Hills, the choice is yours

Cause now buddy's noises force me to scream til my voice is hoarse

Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws and crap that grab at yours and savage yours to bite like labradors

In the range of my double-barrel

And your life is in danger, trouble, and peril

[DJ scratching]

[Eminem]

I trample and stamp liars, like they were campfires

Cuz vampires right on my balls and clamp pliers

And swing on my big thingamajig

So I'm bringin my nig Proof for backup when I sing at my gig

Cause biters are fallin head over heels

In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels

That's how I became paranoid

Chewin my fingernails, pullin my hair annoyed

Cause every time you bit it was deliberate

So I'm forced to hit a little quicker with

an ultimatum I assault and slayed em

with rhymes and it's ultimatum just to cultivate em

Energetic and imaginative,

pronouns and verbs, predicates and adjectives

Will reach out and grab ya, 9 times outta 10

That's why I'm spilling one of a kind rhymes out a pen

[DJ scratching] - "Everybody walk out the back door"

[DJ scratching to fade]

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i was reading these lyrics... and they really are amazing. the rhymes are rediculas..

I'm more dangerous than a loaded chamber is

A major risk to a plagiarist

That's how I became paranoid

Chewin my fingernails, pullin my hair annoyed

To get jacked, attacked and cracked in two

Smackin through 'til youre black and blue for actin true

if he put out these kinds of songs on every album he would be a legend. but instead he kicks out garbage which is sad that it went to waste

EDIT: i just downloaded infinite and wow.. i am blown away, im on trackr right now and its so good. nice beats, none of those eminem beats you can tell he made just be the sound. and his lyrics are genius.. one i can remember i like alot it

"come clean like [he was] jackin off in a shower"

thats soo clever hahha

i mean i feel like he was an MC and the money got him. its sad. i mean this album didnt have like any violence just real rhymes. this only supports what i said before in that he could have been a legend.

i went through my eminem on my computer after i listened to this and deleted song by song. listen to evil deeds by him and then "its ok" off of infinite.. its jaw dropping the difference

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EDIT: i just downloaded infinite and wow.. i am blown away, im on trackr right now and its so good. nice beats, none of those eminem beats you can tell he made just be the sound. and his lyrics are genius.. one i can remember i like alot it

"come clean like [he was] jackin off in a shower"

thats soo clever hahha

i mean i feel like he was an MC and the money got him. its sad. i mean this album didnt have like any violence just real rhymes. this only supports what i said before in that he could have been a legend.

Yeah Infinite was a great album. He even had songs inspiring people to reach for the stars and talks about his Christianity.

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I'll have 2 check this. After 2000, i waz pretty done with Eminem. His music and his status of an artist have totally changed. The quality totally disappeared. When i hear this, i'll probably remind me of when i waz excited 2 hear his music and proudly called myself a fan.

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I'll have 2 check this. After 2000, i waz pretty done with Eminem. His music and his status of an artist have totally changed. The quality totally disappeared. When i hear this, i'll probably remind me of when i waz excited 2 hear his music and proudly called myself a fan.

I guarantee that!

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i mean he changed so much it really awes me.. like his "party" song on infinite has this chorus-

"we came to do this tonight, we dont want a fight

we dont want a feeling to be up tight

we came here to do this tonight, hope everyones alright

till the morning light."

i mean basically thats some jjfp lets have a good time music.. a party song of his now.... i dont think we need any examples of the decline. but with what brakes said, on his song never 2 far he says (paraphrased) "no matter who you are or where you are you can do what you want and can be a star". and besides the (dare i say) positive-ish lyrics his rhyme patterns are amazing and i looked on his other albums (slim shady LP and marshall mathers LP) and nothing comes close... and those are considered his best... and that inspired me to write this verse for my new album which is crazy.

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