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FrshPrnceCharmng

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  1. Acceptance to a University had me jumping out my seat

    From Highschool to College I didn't skip a beat

    Freshman year came here and went by too fast

    Thoughts of superiority also came to pass

    Juggling work with school work was just that much harder

    College is more than just partying with a hand full of lager

    Another June passed, another semester gone

    Wonderin if I passed, wonderin what I did wrong

    Senior year will come soon, and after that graduation

    It's not a ceremony I'm afraid of it's the rest of my life I'm facin

    Not worrying 'bout that now just enjoying the ride

    I'll just have to settle with "the tassle goes on which side?"

    Er...Lasagna.

  2. One person gives a topic for the next person eg. if I posted "Sesame Street" the person who replys would have to rap about Sesame Street. Afterwards they would choose the topic, any topic at all, for the next person. For the sake of simplicity I'll start with Sesame Street.

    Little Elmo is young, but a wild romantic rover

    The Count is a pimp "Five times she bent over!"

    Telly's crazier than Cookie Monster and Gover put together

    Hangs with that tall yellow dude 'cause they birds of a feather

    Snuffleupagus must be snuffy, his nose is always dripping

    Oscar must be grouchy he's hit with toenail clippings

    Rosita's the local bilinguilist on the street

    Oscar's worm tap dances but doesn't have any feet

    No telling what a cross street is or how far the street runs

    This is just a game, no battle, no sweat, step up to some fun

    I know that was weak, but this game popped out to me and I rushed a bit.

    Okay. Next up "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

  3. It takes all I've got not to reach for the gold elixer

    I finish one job, but three come just a little quicker

    Two friends fell and I'm left to pour a little liquor

    Thats bad, but by the end its gonna be hella thicker

    I can't get this life straight, every where I turn I find hate

    Sometimes I fear I'll be seeing those pearly gates

    Don't know about Atlas, I'm buckling under this weight

    It takes all I've got not to feel the ease of the slip knot

    Find my body in the air as it starts to rot

    Thining line between a shot of bourbon and a gun shot

    Thining line between driving home and a glove box

    It takes all I've got not to free myself like a friend who left on the Eve of Hallow

    One bullet and gone, but if she asked I might have followed

    It takes all I've got ... until I remember: There's always tomorrow

    It takes all I've got.

  4. Surprise I responded? You were here last night looking at my post!

    Then you signed off scared cause you knew you were toast

    YOU took all night, but unlike you I have a life

    I went to school and then work now I'm back to kick in the knife

    Will you shut the f*ck up with your ROC

    I don't give a **** where the hell you're from

    I don't care who you f*ck with, who sticks it in your bum

    Then you came back on here as an anonymous member

    You must be talented you typed up your sh*t while sucking on members

    You posted and fled not able to stand the heat

    Pkey more likely signed off to suck off some guy's meat

    Um... The f*ck is um about?

    With your mouth full of jizz really think you should shout?

    In your post you talk about blowing me away

    The only thing you can blow only confirms that you're gay

    I guess I shouldn't blame you, you're just projecting your gayness

    You're like a rapping fa**ot that's just spouting sameness

  5. Pkey, your bite is more worthless than your roar

    you must like humble pie, cause you came back for more

    I'm back and I'm here to open your closet door

    You're a gay homophobe, no ifs buts or ors

    No typos kid you defend by projection

    means you imply that I'm gay, but you dream of erections

    Go 'head slander me here, cuss with major inflections

    But when you enter the world best look out for infections

    Put down the mic, you should pick up the phone

    Call Elton John, have him take your ass home

    I got more rhymes than there're genes in the human genome

    You just started then died, Infant Mortality Syndrome

    You came into here thinking you're game

    I'm not a weather man, but I bring down the rain

    You calling me out was your 10 seconds of fame

    You're a cookie-cut rapper, one for all and all the same

  6. This is it kid your destiny's been chosen

    This battle's your defeat thats about to be woven

    I came here set stone and I came here cocked back

    My rhymes are custom made, yours are off rack

    Will is ill? Your prescription is total defeat

    You can't run this marathon, go home and play skeet

    I reign around here, instilled in you is fear

    My rhymes are so frsh don't care if it's queer

    I can't be held to blame you stepped in here freely

    Will is Ill but after this you'll be more than just queasy

    You'll have an ulcer having to follow me

    Wouldn't wish it on you but that's how it is B

    Your will must be ill, it's about to be shattered

    You can have your turn, you can act like it matters

    Bring down the Prnce kid, lead the coup d'etat

    Nah, it won't happen chalk another for me, who'da thought

    Good luck sir.

  7. You must have flipped your lid kid I was being nice to you

    I'm busy with other battles, but I still got a breath for you

    You just signed a death warrant, just dug your own grave

    I don't just spit rhymes in a mic, it's magic stick that I wave

    The hell you talkin about 'we keepin it tight'

    Who the hells with you? I'll takem on and won't take all night

    You keep poppin your collar, keep dusting your shoulder

    By the time you get the dirt I kicked on you I'll be 10 years older

    Who cares if you're the 'King' just get me a Whopper

    I'll wave my mic in the air and drown you like Dennis Hopper

    Don't worry 'king' I'll bring it to you, I'll turn the knife slow

    You're getting served, but would you like humble pie or crow?

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