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  1. Talking about marriage, here is a little joke:


    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.

    They had shared everything. They had talked about everything.

    They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little

    old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had

    cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about. For all

    of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day

    the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would

    not recover.

    In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the

    shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was

    time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened

    it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling

    $95,000. He asked her about the contents.

    "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me

    the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that

    if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll."

    The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only

    two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with

    him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost

    burst with happiness.

    "but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"

    Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

  2. I cant remmember the name of this building, but some dude named gaudi started it in 1882 and its not finished yet, it still needs 10 more towers.



    it's the "Sagrada Familia" cathedral... It's just beautiful . It looks a bit like the facteur Cheval's Palais idéal in France. Ferdinand Cheval was an uneducated, unskilled mailman who was moved to build the palace of his childhood imagination after stumbling across one beautiful stone in the road. He was a mailman ("facteur" in French). He built it in 93 000 hours all alone. A few pictures:



  3. (found on the web):


    1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.

    2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.

    3. a. You can legally kill yourself

    b. You can legally be killed

    4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.

    5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen

    is your capital.....

    6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a

    national tradition.

    7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country

    8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still

    you've never seen your neighbours.

    9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame

    the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.

    10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.


    1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.

    2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your


    3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

    4. You are either

    a.like the Dutch, just less efficient

    b.like the French, just less romantic

    c.like the Germans

    5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.

    6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and

    they make fun of you.

    7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

    8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares

    9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders

    10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?












    Give them a second chance :

    1. Oktoberfest.

    2. Oktoberfest-beer.

    3. BMW.

    4. VW.

    5. Audi.

    6. Mercedes.

    7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail

    in any other country of the world.

    8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.

    9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.

    10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).


    1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.

    2. Warm beer.

    3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.

    4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.

    5. Union jack underpants.

    6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.

    7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.

    8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.

    9. Ditto changing underwear.

    10. Beats being Welsh.


    1. You ain't English!

    2. You ain't English!

    3. You ain't English!

    4. You ain't English!

    5. You ain't English!

    6. You ain't English!

    7. You ain't English!

    8. You ain't English!

    9. You ain't English!

    10. You ain't English!


    1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?


    1. Guinness.

    2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.

    3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.

    4. Pubs never close.

    5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second Vatican

    Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex

    with a condom on.

    6. No one can ever remember the night before.

    7. Kill people you don't agree with.

    8. Stew.

    9. More Guinness.

    10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the

    morning after a bout of sectarian violence.


    1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.

    2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time

    3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.

    4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.

    5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on

    Channel 4.

    6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.

    7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.

    8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street

    humiliating your sense of national pride.

    9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street.

    10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.


    1. You can have a woman president without electing her.

    2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.

    3. You can call Budweiser beer.

    4. You can be a crook and still be president.

    5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.

    6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.

    7. You get to be really obese.

    8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody

    seems to care.

    9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".

    10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.


    1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.

    2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.

    3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour

    ozone-hole radiation the other half.

    4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.

    5. You can go skiing in your knickers.

    6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.

    7. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.

    8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing -

    its fairly spacious.

    9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories about

    killing polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.

    10. You can actually get bored with blondes.


    1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.

    2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.

    3. No need to worry about tax returns.

    4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC.

    5. Can wear sunglasses inside.

    6. Political stability.

    7. Flexible working hours.

    8. Live near the Pope.

    9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.

    10. Country run by Sicilian murderers.


    1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.

    2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.

    3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.

    4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.

    5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.

    6. Honesty.

    7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight

    clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.

    8. You get to eat bull's testicles.

    9. Gibraltar.

    10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.


    1. Chicken Madras.

    2. Lamb Passanda.

    3. Onion Bhaji.

    4. Bombay Potato.

    5. Chicken Tikka Masala.

    6. Rogan Josh.

    7. Popadoms.

    8. Chicken Dopiaza.

    9. Kingfisher lager.

    10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking.


    1. It beats being an American.

    2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to

    the ground.

    3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.

    4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to

    the ground.

    5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

    6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity

    ratings will rise.

    7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to

    the ground.

    8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their


    9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.

    10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to

    the ground.


    1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward that no

    civilized nation on earth wanted.

    2. Fosters Lager.

    3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000

    years because you think it belongs to you.

    4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.

    5. Tact and sensitivity.

    6. Bondi Beach.

    7. Other beaches.

    8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.

    9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.

    10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.


    1. You get to shout about your culture although the only real culture

    most Greeks have is what is growing between their toes.

    2. The police is even more corrupt than the criminals they are

    supposed to be chasing.

    3. You can blow your nose in the street by pinching it between the

    thumb and forefinger and trumpeting forth without everyone around

    wretching their stomach contents up at the sight.

    4. Old women can sport moustaches.

    5. Young women can sport moustaches.

    6. Men can be hairier than the average grizzly bear and not get put in

    a zoo.

    7. You get to call the bouzouki a musical instrument when the rest of

    the world sees it as an instrument of torture.

    8. You are the only nation to have lost its marbles and still wants to

    let everyone else around the world know about it

    9. Ridiculous bureaucracy.

    10. Nana Mouskouri and Demis Roussos.

  4. Ok congratulations he will never stop rap since he will never tell the world in opera or in screaming that he is not interested in rapping anymore. Sure, he might say "may be", but you gotta watch the way he says it as well; it sounded very safe and secure. Almost like he thought "of course Ive quit rapping, what the hell do you think?".

    Maybe but i prefer seeing the glass half full.

  5. Well, I heared the rumors about Will's retirement from hip hop, too. I was thinking about his point of view (why could he even think about that). And even if it's sad for us, who can blame him?

    His last 3 CD's (Born to reign, 2002's Greatest Hits and Lost & Found) weren't as successful as Big Willie Style or even Willennium. He doesn't get the same attention and credits by doing rap music today as he gets by doing movies. And he earns much more money in Hollywood.

    And there's nothing more he can reach by his music. He won almost everything in his music career (Grammy's etc.). The only title missing in his collection is the oscar.

    But all that thoughts don't mean that he really retires. Let the media talk about that as long as they want it. I will only believe it if I hear Will say "That's it. I'm done". Because I'm sure he knows who his real fans are. And he would lose a lot of credit if he would turn his back against us.

    Okey. Here you are:


    Its at 3.45 something into the vid.

    he's still not very sure:"maybe" (or "may be"?)...

  6. SOURCE:http://www.actualite-de-stars.com/people/002947.html (in french)

    I translated the article:

    Will Smith won't rap anymore?

    By Patrice the 07/01/2007

    Will Smith began his musical career in the late eighties, member of the duo DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. He had begun his actor career as the main role in the serie "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" that was a success in the US and in France.

    Became a box office star and a famous actor in a few years, his last album released in 2005.

    In an interview with the magazine "STAR", he suggested he could stop his hip-hop career. To the question of the journalist "Will we still be lucky to listen to your rap?", Will Smith replied "I have a nephew of 17 years old who has begun to rap, and he told me it was time for me to stop".

    Smith doesn't say formally that he is going to stop, but that his nephew suggests to him to do it. Maybe he will "gives the torch" to his nephew or he will just stop momentarily, the time for setting up his nephew.

  7. hey bea is there anyway I can contact the person who is disputing its inclusion?

    Ok, I rectify what I wrote: I didn't lose the battle. In fact, I read again the case and the thing is the case has not been judged yet because the wikipedia rules say:

    The Arbitrators will accept a case after four net accept votes are cast; that is, four more accept than reject votes. Cases which have not met the acceptance criteria after 10 days will be removed from this page. Individual Arbitrators will provide a rationale for their vote if so moved, or if specifically requested.


    And for the moment, only one arbitrator wrote something...

    Here are the members of the comitee of arbitration with their e-mails if you want to contact them:

    Fred Bauder - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Fred_Bauder

    Sean Barrett aka "The Epopt" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/The_Epopt

    JayJG - talk - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Jayjg

    Matthew Brown aka "Morven" - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Morven

    Charles Matthews - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Email...harles_Matthews

    Dmcdevit - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Dmcdevit

    Mark, aka Raul654 -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Raul654

    Ben aka "Neutrality" -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Emailuser/Neutrality

    source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:AC#Active

    These e-mails are "wiki e-mails", you have to be a wikipedia user to send such e-mails... Register! If it's not done...

    There are so many pages about the rules! I was lost! They should simplify all that!

  8. after all, JJ+FP themselves have checked out the site.

    what do you mean by they "have checked out the site"?

    Err.. Will and Jeff have checked it out meaning they have visited!

    Really? How do you know that?

    There are alot of fly-by-nite fan sites that were put 2gether by fans who haven't stayed down 4 the long haul. There are a few other good sites out there...and they are all put 2gether by members of this website.

    This is a very good argument! I tried to search the topic "post your own will smith and jazzy jeff fansite" (i remember there was such a topic in "caught of the middle" i think) but the fonction "search" doesn't work for me. If anyone could find the topic, I would give the link to the person so that he understands that this site gathers together all the webmasters of the other important fan sites about Will!

  9. I think it is right?

    I ask because it should be added on wikipedia page about will smith!

    In fact, I added it and it was deleted!

    However, wikipedia guideline says:

    "If there are many fansites for the topic covered by the article, then providing a link to one major fansite (and marking the link as such) may be appropriate" (source:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:EL )

    Someone writed : " Prove that your fansite is "the major" one"!

    If you want to participate to the discussion:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Will_Smith (at the bottom of the page)

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