Will: I'm stuck in a basement sittin' on a tricycle, Girl gettin' on ma nerves. Going out of my mind I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.
Will: Can we have a little perspective here please? Now Dougy, loves everything. People, am I the only one who finds something terribly wrong with this?
Can't remember the beginning of this one, but it's when Uncle Phil talks about how he would try and listen to an orchestra when he was young.
Vivian: Phillip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: He liked James Brown?
Vivian: Even wore his hair like him.
Will: HE HAD HAIR!
There's got to be hundreds more I love just as much, these are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head.