Daedalus Mortality

lol I dont give a sh** about curses, I use curses in like every other sentance in RL when I talk to my friends :speechless: But 50 cent just says dum stuff, just plain boring, look"(from his big hit): [i]When I pull up out front, you see the Benz on dubs When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club Niggaz heard I **** with Dre, now they wanna show me love When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes, they wanna **** But homie ain't nuttin changed hoes down, G's up I see Xzibit in the cut - hey nigga roll that weed up[/i] He talks about stupid stuff, and he does it in a stupid way. d12 talk about ok stuff but their just not that good of Rappers (Bizzare actually doesn't know how to, even tough hes a funny guy) And I think Eminem just isnt trying anymor, plus hes acting like a gangsta now while he used to act like an idiot. he usd to rap like this: [i]I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to The only key that I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse you'll think I pulled the ****in ground out from underneath you I ain't no ****in G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin to shoot you, I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) **** the planet, until it spins on a broken axis I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes[/i] now he raps like this: [i]Who's trying to be the first one To catch this blade in the throat?! You know them po po don't let me hold 'em toasters no more! I just clapped at three, you gon be number four! If you don't back the **** up and get the **** off the floor! My crew is taking over as soon as we hit the door! You hit the door, but we comin in and you going home! Security, they can't even stop us because they know! Runyon Avenue, soldiers hold us down, rep where ever we go! Chugging on our 40's and holding our forty-fo's! We come wit toasters like we just opened savings and loans! And we don't need your brew tonight homie we brought our own! So grab whatever you sipping on and let's get it on!![/i] And the only other good MC that ran with Shady was royce da 59, but em actually started beef with him

Eminem, has sucked since the eminem show, his rymes on the new d12 record are just pethetic (for example his vere on 40 oz.)the marshal mathers LP was just OK but the SS LP and his "freestyling", older non album songs are great. 50cent is just plain wack and d12 can't rap (sometimes some have a nice verse but they suck anyway)

...Uncle Phills secret sex tapes..

ran away with them

look! this beat is dope! [url="http://www.ml75.nl/~mic/mccontest/finale_ml75_instrumental.mp3"]http://www.ml75.nl/~mic/mccontest/finale_m...nstrumental.mp3[/url]

Daedalus, said I LOVE YOU ASWELL PRINCE! I just fooled myself with Julie becouse I didnt want to face my true feelings! But now we have to flee our homes becouse our families will never excpect our love!

He waved his arms at the plane and screamed: JULIE YOU KNOW ME LOVA YA TRULLY!!!

Mao was hurt, and went to Tibet to shoot children to get his mind off things..

but then something terrible happend! It was Daedalus! who tried to kidnap Julie becouse he had adored her for years, and now had deviced an evil sceme along with Mao Zedong, wich included...

But when she arived she was surprised to find...

...So she went on the internet looking for a Puerto rican state were she could live the latin life 24/7

?!

.."heeeeeeeeeeey Macarenna! aaai"...

Whats indie rap?

I would put a difrent pic in your entrance page tough :dunno:

and im dope times two and your times through so let me run through this 1 hit parade of wack rappers with their wack crew [b] That act cool, but wouldnt know witch part of the mic to rap too// And any fellas that want to challange this menace..//[/b]

..of the pink glow in the dark piercing in the tip!..

.. and screamed in a mad fit; "......

Amen

WHat is Royksopp?! It sounds Icelandish

Yea ive been trying to find a list like that for a long time

..who suddenly learned he had a fish allergy and started to have sevear breathing problems!..

True he isn't the avarage robot mtv personality, I think he has alot of imput himself. But he's pretty much an idiot anyway

[i]I make up 4 everything u lack, Everything u slack is picked up by these lyrics, [/i] [b]That' ll leave rappers carreerless as soon as they hear this// Cus I out Ryme you, out flow you, out shine you..//[/b]

... A giant Mutant Gold fish was striking havoc upon the town!...