Hiya all, wondering what everyone's favourite Fresh Prince quotes are. Here is one of mine. Goes something like this.
Carlton: "No Will, I know that when two people like it each other it shouldn't matter which colleges they go too, but the truth is it does. Fate will keep us apart"
Will: "That's beautiful man, I just want my $500. *Ching Ching*
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 05:05 AM
Carlton: ‘You shouldn’t be eating that garbage. Everyone knows while you’re in training, no fats, no chocolate and no women.’
Will: ‘Then I should probably cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman!’
Will: ‘Then I should probably cancel my date with that fat chocolate woman!’
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 05:53 AM
"if it walks like a duck..quacks like a duck..."
"it must be carltons girlfriend"
sumthin like that :roll: :roll: :hilarious:
"it must be carltons girlfriend"
sumthin like that :roll: :roll: :hilarious:
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 06:56 AM
i don't have a fav quote, but this one is one of the best:
Will: “Ashley, you hit me in the stomach with this thing... had it been Carlton, you coulda put his eye out!” :hilarious: :hilarious: :bowrofl:
Will: “Ashley, you hit me in the stomach with this thing... had it been Carlton, you coulda put his eye out!” :hilarious: :hilarious: :bowrofl:
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 07:19 AM
I'll post my fave Will one when i've narrowed it dowm...there are so many!!!
But Geoffery's fat jokes make me :roll: so much!
Vivien: That man is on thin ice!
Geoffery: I'll alert the fish!!
But Geoffery's fat jokes make me :roll: so much!
Vivien: That man is on thin ice!
Geoffery: I'll alert the fish!!
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 07:36 AM
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I'll post my fave Will one when i've narrowed it dowm...there are so many!!!
But Geoffery's fat jokes make me :roll: so much!
Vivien: That man is on thin ice!
Geoffery: I'll alert the fish!!
But Geoffery's fat jokes make me :roll: so much!
Vivien: That man is on thin ice!
Geoffery: I'll alert the fish!!
Geoffery's fat jokes are awesome!
Uncle Phil: "I'v lost my appetite"
Geoffery: "Shall I call 911?"
Uncle Phil: "Geoffery fetch me my tools"
Geoffery: "You mean your knife and folk?"
Uncle Phil: "I worked my ass off for that boy" (Will)
Geoffery: "And yet its come back with a vengeance!"
Another quote I like from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - 206 - Guess Who's Coming to Marry.
Cartlon: "Will, what are you doing in that tux?"
Will: "Oh im going to the....to the ummm....to the thing........Hey man I can say it to you, I'm going to the wedding man!
:roll: :bowrofl: :hilarious:
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:09 AM
hehe funny stuff guys :switch:
i like this one
"roses are red violets are blue me and jazz are black but carlton what are you"
there are plenty more but this was the one i remembered.
i like this one
"roses are red violets are blue me and jazz are black but carlton what are you"
there are plenty more but this was the one i remembered.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 08:27 AM
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hehe funny stuff guys :switch:
I like this one from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - 213 - Christmas Show.avi
"roses are red violets are blue me and jazz are black but carlton what are you"
there are plenty more but this was the one i remembered.
I like this one from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - 213 - Christmas Show.avi
"roses are red violets are blue me and jazz are black but carlton what are you"
there are plenty more but this was the one i remembered.
Carlton (Sings to Deck the Halls tunes):
"Deck the slopes with babes in tight pants, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
Carlton's gonna get some romance, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la."
Will (Sings to Deck the Halls tunes):
"No your not cos your too ugly, Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
They'll all be in my room cute and snuggly, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha."
(Here is the tune to Deck the Halls if you can't remeber: http://www.santas.ne...ckthehalls.htm)
:hilarious: :bowrofl: :roll:
Edited by Fresh^Prince, 10 August 2004 - 11:53 PM.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 10:50 AM
Ok liked it when
carlton: Will you're a virgin?
will:(shouting) I-- I ain't no virgin
carlton: Will you're a virgin?
will:(shouting) I-- I ain't no virgin
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 12:41 PM
haha, funny stuff guys...
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 01:12 PM
Just after Lisa kicks butt after some guy hits Will!
Lisa: Will... I was gonna tell you.....I'm a.......
Will: A power ranger!!
Lisa: Will... I was gonna tell you.....I'm a.......
Will: A power ranger!!
"Back shaking the dust off, Knocking the rust off
Your highness is...Philly's finest is
Back for the addict, The fanatic, The hype fan
Just me and Jeff tables and a mic stand"
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 01:55 PM
Will: "Oh, you don't know "kid talk". You know, "bad" is good, "stupid" is wonderful, and "old" is uh... beautiful. You *so* old Aunt Viv. You're the *oldest* woman I've even seen."
Vivian: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: [laughing] He liked James Brown?
Vivian:He even wore his hair like him.
Will: [laughing harder] He had hair?
Will: Girl, you look so good, I would plant you and create a WHOLE FIELD of y'all.
Will: Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
Word: Yeah, you remember Omar Phelps?
Carlton: Who's Omar Phelps?
Will: That's the dude who would be spinning me over his head in the opening credits.
Uncle Phill: As my father used to say, it's better to give than to receive.
Will: Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn't he?
Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?
I could do this all day.
Vivian: Philip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: [laughing] He liked James Brown?
Vivian:He even wore his hair like him.
Will: [laughing harder] He had hair?
Will: Girl, you look so good, I would plant you and create a WHOLE FIELD of y'all.
Will: Girl, you look so good, I would marry your brother just to get in your family.
Word: Yeah, you remember Omar Phelps?
Carlton: Who's Omar Phelps?
Will: That's the dude who would be spinning me over his head in the opening credits.
Uncle Phill: As my father used to say, it's better to give than to receive.
Will: Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn't he?
Will: Roses are red, violets are blue, Jazz and I are black but Carlton what are you?
I could do this all day.
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 01:57 PM
There really arre countless quotes!! It was a classic show!!
"Back shaking the dust off, Knocking the rust off
Your highness is...Philly's finest is
Back for the addict, The fanatic, The hype fan
Just me and Jeff tables and a mic stand"
(Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince - Pump Me Up)
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Your highness is...Philly's finest is
Back for the addict, The fanatic, The hype fan
Just me and Jeff tables and a mic stand"
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Posted 05 August 2004 - 05:41 PM
well..i can at least remember 1 that i watched..I don't even know the name of it..
but it's where jeff and Will had to go to court and the police asked jeff to testifybut he kept on putting his hands up...i don't rember the words..
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but it's where jeff and Will had to go to court and the police asked jeff to testifybut he kept on putting his hands up...i don't rember the words..
aight,peace
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Posted 10 August 2004 - 11:59 PM
From The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - 206 - Guess Who's Coming to Marry.avi
Carlton: "Will, do you want to get married?"
Will: "Alright that's it, get out of my bed!"
:roll: :hilarious:
....And then the second part to it....
Carlton: "Not to me you pervert."
Will: "I'm sorry man, this is L.A."
Carlton: "Will, do you want to get married?"
Will: "Alright that's it, get out of my bed!"
:roll: :hilarious:
....And then the second part to it....
Carlton: "Not to me you pervert."
Will: "I'm sorry man, this is L.A."
Edited by Fresh^Prince, 11 August 2004 - 12:03 AM.
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Posted 16 August 2004 - 06:11 PM
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Posted 17 August 2004 - 01:45 PM
Carlton: I'm waiting for Mrs. Right
FP: How about Mrs. Right Now?
FP: Jeff what you got?
Jeff: I got 3 Kings and a VIRGIN!
Jeff: I don't think he's use to playin' poker, I think hes more use to solitaire.
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That's all in the episode where Carlton loses his virginity. hahaah!
FP: How about Mrs. Right Now?
FP: Jeff what you got?
Jeff: I got 3 Kings and a VIRGIN!
Jeff: I don't think he's use to playin' poker, I think hes more use to solitaire.
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That's all in the episode where Carlton loses his virginity. hahaah!
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