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Big Ted VS Turntable Battle


bigted

Battle winner  

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  1. 1. Who won the battle?



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Aight Turntable check this out
Watch how I step in this bout
It's like Jay-Z on "Reasonable Doubt"
Will bringing out the "Lost and Found"
Or LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out"
The undisputed words bring on the rout
Sure like Game I name drop
But it's all for the love of hip hop
Which runs nonstop like songs on an ipod
Leaving peeps hungry for more like this was an ihop
Tracking out the time like Flava Flav's clock
Any diss against this will flop
So it's time to settle this endless debate
About who's real and who's fake
Even if I never sell a millie like Lil' Wayne
I'm gonna stay true to the game
Big Ted's representing the essence always

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It's been twelve years since the 90's, put your pagers away
No, leave your Hammer pants on, you'll scare the ladys away
Homes, your a joke with two legs - runnin gag
I‘m stunning Mofo and your just stunningly wack
I keep breaking limits, they call me spacebound
You remain behind schedule - Greyhound
Name drop all you want, man you can‘t impress me
While you sang Culture Club, I was bumping Mobb Deep
I spit Chanel Nr. 5, your rhymes just smell rotten
I‘m a Legend in the makin‘, you‘r a tale long forgotten
I‘m earth, wind & fire, just soo daamn funky
You‘r the end of the road - personal bankruptcy
My rhymes cut your skin like the knive of a psycho
I‘m the GE of Hip Hop and you‘r just Raps Tyco
Now take Will‘s advice and take time to chill
Cause I‘m like a chronic disease - eternally ill
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So how are we gonna do this? We gonna go a second round? Should I front this time or do you wanna go first again?

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I'll start off round 2, got somethin to get off my chest here:

Like Nas I'm about to "Ether" any "takeover"
This flow's all clear to break all jokers
You'll be fleeing from fear once the game's over
You'll be stumbling like a drunk queer while I remain sober
Like James Brown "Papa Don't Take No Mess"
Like LL Cool J I'm delivering 14 shots to your head
You better be like Wu-Tang and "protect ya neck"
Since I'm taking no prisoners in this contest
Like Hammer I'm too legit to quit
So I'm putting an end to your foolish s---
Sure I might be stuck in the 90s
When these sucka mcs today don't excite me
I'm bridging the gap at the turn of this century
I'm set to bury all the wack cats in the cemetary
When I justify every reality scene in my poetry
So there's no questioning my punchlines
It's like Jordan in the 4th quarter, crunchtime
Or an NFL lineman when it's lunchtime
There no way you could front this time

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Whhaaaaaat???? Whaaaaaatttssss???? Its lunchtime in Vic Westwood! he said he be like tyco! the other one called him fake! this is on fire yall! The second round just started, Its Turntable AKA Fabolous vs BigTed AKA Jadakiss and we've got more punchlines than the food table on Senior prom! Second round is up y'all and Bigted came again spitting the fire and honoring the legends! lets see if TurnWAYNE can bring it again.

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Whhaaaaaat???? Whaaaaaatttssss???? Its lunchtime in Vic Westwood! he said he be like tyco! the other one called him fake! this is on fire yall! The second round just started, Its Turntable AKA Fabolous vs BigTed AKA Jadakiss and we've got more punchlines than the food table on Senior prom! Second round is up y'all and Bigted came again spitting the fire and honoring the legends! lets see if TurnWAYNE can bring it again.

Shall we try that one again in English please! :sFun_DeadHorse:

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I‘m reppin‘ real Hip Hop, but you dont understand
Cause Hip Hop‘s a team sport and you aint got friends
Now Homie I know your mind is in the right place
I know that, I‘m just not so sure about your face
I see dark clouds in your future, I‘m like a weather man
Your vocabulary is as bad as, like, whatever man
I take your girl shopping in a West Berlin Mall
You wear your moma‘s clothes - one size fits all
Young, fly and handsome, good things in front of me
You got stuck in stagnation like the US Economy
Your disstracks a retarded and your punchlines disabled
I write punchlines in my sleep so my diss-is-fatal
Your verses are wack boy, I‘m laughing while typing
Next time you gotta battle, better outsource your writing
Cause I go crazy on you, I go ape**** on you
Dress you up, fix your hair, make a lady of you
Then sit back and relax while you fix me a sandwich
R.I.P. Dawg, you‘ve just been killed in your own language

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So.. who wants to die next? :lol:

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Whhaaaaaat???? Whaaaaaatttssss???? Its lunchtime in Vic Westwood! he said he be like tyco! the other one called him fake! this is on fire yall! The second round just started, Its Turntable AKA Fabolous vs BigTed AKA Jadakiss and we've got more punchlines than the food table on Senior prom! Second round is up y'all and Bigted came again spitting the fire and honoring the legends! lets see if TurnWAYNE can bring it again.

Shall we try that one again in English please! :sFun_DeadHorse:

That was my Tim Westwood impression for this freestyle battle.

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Nice job Turntable, I'm gonna make a poll!

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i tried to make a poll but it didn't go for me, could somebody help make one??!!

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