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  1. What Are You Listening To? XXI

    in Caught in the Middle

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    I love that there is another Rich Cronin fan on the board! I've always identified with his music and was fortunate to be cool with him.

    I liked LFO too, they were fun but different to other boy bands. You'll also be happy to know I own Britney and Jessica Simpson albums and happen to think Nick Lachey - This I Swear is one of the best love songs of our time. The cats out the bag now, haha.

    Listening to; Blak Twang - Help Dem Lord

  14. SEMI FINALS: Big Willie vs Brakes (ROUND II)

    in Caught in the Middle

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    Dicked by a bigger willie? Brakes, that line could be genius
    If it wasn’t for the fact Katie’s clit is bigger than your penis
    She told me ‘you’re superior to Ewan, he couldn’t do me this way’
    At least I think she said it to me, I wasn’t the only dude at your place
    Coz she treats her legs and crotch like an open buffet for free
    Soon as she puts on a spread, then it’s all you can eat
    Ask for directions? Well, that part is accurate actually
    Coz I had to navigate through all the baby weight she still carries
    Dictaphone? Yeah, only so I don’t make the same mistakes
    “14 years and no progress, man, you remind me of Da Brakes”
    So it’s not a surprise you fabricated record deal lies
    Then 3 months later your demise was you’re still unsigned
    I may be new to the game, but I’m at a height you’ll never reach
    I come to you for advice coz those who can’t teach
    You didn’t drop a battle verse, more like a rhythmic suicide note
    They’ll only be a third round if the judges make sympathy votes

  21. SEMI FINALS: Big Willie vs Brakes (ROUND II)

    in Caught in the Middle

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    I’ll stride against you Brakes, your take prosthetic steps like Heather Mills
    I kidnapped Jazzy Jeff’s hype man, so there’s no doubting I have ‘Skillz’
    Your rap name is an abbreviation of how they describe me lyrically
    A Dangerous And Brutal Rapper Always Killing Emcees Simply
    Distress signals all over Britain if I let you fly the flag for the UK
    They’ll be at half mast like a John McCain Mexican wave
    Katie’s not a faithful bride man, she’s more like share a wife
    You should ask the date of conception night coz Caleb could be mine
    I’m like a 50 year marriage, golden, first place in antagonism
    You’re not bronze medal position if there was 3 in the competition
    You could be a toked up addict with a crack pipe in your throat
    But even If you ejaculated weed you still couldn’t come (cum) dope
    ‘Business As Usual’ for you is still cleaning the streets
    Treat this battle like ‘Brake Yourself’, you’ll never want it to be seen
    You had a dying career before this battle, do you know what its gonna be after?
    Like an old basketball jersey, retired and hanging from the rafters

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