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Big Willie

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  1. Dicked by a bigger willie? Brakes, that line could be genius
    If it wasn’t for the fact Katie’s clit is bigger than your penis
    She told me ‘you’re superior to Ewan, he couldn’t do me this way’
    At least I think she said it to me, I wasn’t the only dude at your place
    Coz she treats her legs and crotch like an open buffet for free
    Soon as she puts on a spread, then it’s all you can eat
    Ask for directions? Well, that part is accurate actually
    Coz I had to navigate through all the baby weight she still carries
    Dictaphone? Yeah, only so I don’t make the same mistakes
    “14 years and no progress, man, you remind me of Da Brakes”
    So it’s not a surprise you fabricated record deal lies
    Then 3 months later your demise was you’re still unsigned
    I may be new to the game, but I’m at a height you’ll never reach
    I come to you for advice coz those who can’t teach
    You didn’t drop a battle verse, more like a rhythmic suicide note
    They’ll only be a third round if the judges make sympathy votes

  2. I’ll stride against you Brakes, your take prosthetic steps like Heather Mills
    I kidnapped Jazzy Jeff’s hype man, so there’s no doubting I have ‘Skillz’
    Your rap name is an abbreviation of how they describe me lyrically
    A Dangerous And Brutal Rapper Always Killing Emcees Simply
    Distress signals all over Britain if I let you fly the flag for the UK
    They’ll be at half mast like a John McCain Mexican wave
    Katie’s not a faithful bride man, she’s more like share a wife
    You should ask the date of conception night coz Caleb could be mine
    I’m like a 50 year marriage, golden, first place in antagonism
    You’re not bronze medal position if there was 3 in the competition
    You could be a toked up addict with a crack pipe in your throat
    But even If you ejaculated weed you still couldn’t come (cum) dope
    ‘Business As Usual’ for you is still cleaning the streets
    Treat this battle like ‘Brake Yourself’, you’ll never want it to be seen
    You had a dying career before this battle, do you know what its gonna be after?
    Like an old basketball jersey, retired and hanging from the rafters

  3. It’s a rhythmic attack as soon as my lyrics get dispatched
    I’m pulling you back like the umbilical cord is still attached
    Blocking ya skills arteries like it’s a lyrical heart attack
    It’s a jail metaphor like you getting arrested for cardiac
    Out of this world like Venus, like you getting served like tennis
    Feel the wrath of a menace like my first name was Dennis
    I'll book you in for surgery to remove my punch lines from your brain
    Your style is expressionless like I Botox'd on your mind frame
    I could assassinate Bill Gates and ‘Access’ the ‘Outlook’ of myself
    As the lyrical Microsoft, coz as a ‘Publisher’ my ‘Words’ ‘Excel’
    You can exhale into your hand but you shouldn’t hold your breath
    I’ll fill out your death certificate and then sign it with this text
    If I made a staircase to my brain you couldn’t step to my demeanour
    I’ll just leave you for dead like your girl dumped you for necrophilia
    It aint over ‘til the fat lady sings, I’m starting to get bored
    So give your mum a call so she can relieve her vocal chords

    Good luck Tallen!