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MissAshley
I don't know if y'all have done this or not, but I figured this could be an on going thing, every once in a while, or few days or so, we could come post about some of our faves..I'll start:

Don't know the name of the episode but, it's when Will and Carlton were managing Ashley when she wanted to be a singer, and they had those damn hand puppets on rapping and singing to her :roll: lolsign.gif

Will:(beatbox) Will and Carlton are sorry... kitty Cat, hey Kitty Cat he-help me out
Carlton:(singing) we care about you very much :roll: ..I think she feels much better

I can't remember it all and that's probably not even the way they said it, but I laugh so hard whenever I see that episode and it always sticks out when I think of FPOBA I wish I could remember how they said it, I know somebody here knows

quotes: "Will Smith is the scum of the Earth."-Hillary lolsign.gif
"Hillary!" (woof) :roll:
Hero1
i love in that episode..when will is looking for new talent.. and jeffs there with someone.. will says "jazz, shes dope lets sign her up" and jazz says "bashleys mine!" :roll: :roll: :roll:
pauleywood
Favourite episode is when Will and Carlton go to court against Phil over non-payment of rent. The whole pool party scene and the different perspectives are just hilarious.

I also like the episode where they get arrested and accused of stealing a car.
Jazzy Julie
"your making a mountain out of a mole , Hill."

:roll: i thought that was so clever!!
Perry
'Hi I'm Mr. Banks'

'Yes you are.. man you loaaaaadeeed!'

Or something to that context been a while since I seen it.
WildWildWillennium
I'll take a b-b-bite, bite, bite bite bite out of crime.
Jonny 5
"...and Mr Banks, Jazz tells me you're a professional wrestler"

"my fault, i must have been misquoted"

hehehe
FrshPrnceCharmng
I liked the one where Jazz just got divorced and Will was talking with him about it and Jazz says something like "Thanks for trying to comfort me Will, but I'm ... uncomfortable." I was crying that was so funny.
LilRedd
I forgot what episode it was or what was that particular show was about but when Will and Carlton was at that lil club thing and Viv and Phil didnt know about them going and I think Phil went up to the stage and threw Carlton off the stage..and Carlton was flying in the air

I thought i bout died when i saw that!
MissAshley
From one of tonite's episodes: "Nice Lady"

Lady Penelope: Will have you got a smoke?
Will: A what?
LP: A smoke, you know, a cigarette?
Will: No I don't smoke and neither should you; it's bad for you.
LP: Oh, sod off Mother Superior
Will: Hey, hey, hey, hey, don't nobody call me a mother - nothin' lolsign.gif

Geoffrey: Why aren't you at the opera with Lady Penelope?
Will: Geoffrey, she's nver been to an opera in her life
Geoffrey: How dare you besmudge the reputation of a lady!
Will: G, the Lady is a tramp! :roll:
pauleywood
Carlton - ...and i'm sick of all the short jokes. I'm Average height.

Will - For a Woman. (From Grumpy Young Men)


Carlton - Will this is your first day and I think your rubbing a lot of people the wrong way.

Will - Here in Boys Town I don't want to be rubbing anyone any way. (from Day Damn One)


Will - You really need to loosen up, we're young, we're single......One of us is really handsome the other is you. (Will to Carlton from You Bet your Life.)


Will - Ahhhhhhh, I could Kill that Carlton.

Geoffrey - Master William if your serious I could make a call.

Will - I was just kidding G.

Geoffrey - Me too.

(from Grumpy Young Men)

Carlton - Your problem is that you can't understand or respect women because your not in touch with your femanin side.

Will - Well your problem is that your not in touch with anybodies femanin side

(from Will's Misery)
DJ Premier
my favorite episode is "72 hours" where carlton stays at jazz's hood due to a bet.


Phillip: Will, why do i always ahve to be the heavy?
Will: *stares at phil* you know what im not even gonna say nothing, im in enough trouble as it is
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C-Note(carlton):yo wussup prince

C-note:yo prince why you dissin me?
jazz: even im beginnning to like him
c-note:they love me

Tiny: yo i hate school words, they make me mad!!!

(somebody):you gonna tell me how to run my bidnezz?

c-note:yo i can get 20 for this china doll
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Phillip:Will, im going to be on you like a shadow...
Will: Uncle Phil, wit you wouldnt it be more like an eclipse?
phil:just for that little crack i am making myslef assistant amnager
will:aw man, i knew one fat jokes too many!

and i got many many more quotes, this is my all time favorite show, best there is out there, btu im pissed cuz TBS took it off! i liekd watching it in the noon
MissAshley
from the episode starring Malcolm Jamal Warner aka Theo Huxtable, I can't remember his character's name I think it was Eric though

Will: "Man this thing used to say Cold Chillin' now it say old chili "
Eric : "What's the name of your insurance company?"
Will: "Yo fault! I don't have none and I don't need none cuz it's yo fault!"


From the same episode Will's outside blasting OPP
Vivian: "Ohmigod is it an earthquake?"
Philip: "I think it's the big one Vivian"
Geoffrey:" Not unless he's down with O-P-P.....YEAH YOU KNOW ME!" :roll:
Hero1
the trevor bungee jump episode... ashley walks past and drops a yo yo :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
willsmithfan1
QUOTE(Hero1 @ Oct 1 2004, 08:46 PM)
the trevor bungee jump episode... ashley walks past and drops a yo yo :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:

oh yeah, that's funny that episode
DJ Premier
*ring* Will(picks up phone):hello this is burger world, whats ya beef?
willsmithfan1
what episode was that?
BTW welcome to the site
FreshPrincess
Man!! Just reading through all these has put a smile on my face...i can picture all the scenes in my mind!! :roll:
Jonny 5
QUOTE
hello this is burger world, whats ya beef?


don't remember that, I remember "You're on the mic, What's ya beef?"

I justed watched this episode last night, lol...

Vivian - "Geoffrey, My bags are upstairs"
Geoffrey - "How thrilling for you!"

:hilarious:
Da Brakes
Carlton: I'll have you know I'm average height

Will: For a woman!!!

LOVE IT!!
willsmithfan1
QUOTE(Da Brakes @ Oct 2 2004, 02:18 PM)
Carlton: I'll have you know I'm average height

Will: For a woman!!!

LOVE IT!!

oh yeaaaah i remember that is it wen Calrton and Will was fighting over this girl called Paula?
Da Brakes
Thats the one!
MissAshley
I forget the name of the episode but it's the one where Jazz was staying with them when Geoffrey got sick and he and Will were arguing:

Will: I bust my hump at school all day while you sit at home watching soap operas and eating bon bons
Jazz: well maybe it's because you never take me out anymore!
Will: Well I would if you fixed yourself up a little...wait a minute why are we arguing? we sound like a old married couple
Jazz: so now I'm old? :roll:
Jeff had some of the funniest lines on FPOBA
willsmithfan1
Yeah that's funny that one. Im trying to remember the episode
MissAshley
just thought of another one, around the time Will and Lisa were about to get married but he found out her name was Beulah, and they started arguing and Will goes:
Will: Somebody's gotta be the mature one here.......and it ain't gonna be me AUNT JE-MI-MA! :roll:
DJ Premier
QUOTE(willsmithfan1 @ Oct 2 2004, 09:19 AM)
what episode was that?
BTW welcome to the site

it was one of the eps during the will/beuhlah times. lmao at beulah. who was played by nia long
Dingo Kain
Will: I'm stuck in a basement sittin' on a tricycle, Girl gettin' on ma nerves. Going out of my mind I thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.

Will: Can we have a little perspective here please? Now Dougy, loves everything. People, am I the only one who finds something terribly wrong with this?


Can't remember the beginning of this one, but it's when Uncle Phil talks about how he would try and listen to an orchestra when he was young.

Vivian: Phillip, when I met you, you were into James Brown.
Will: He liked James Brown?
Vivian: Even wore his hair like him.
Will: HE HAD HAIR!


There's got to be hundreds more I love just as much, these are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head.
willsmithfan1
QUOTE(willjadafan @ Oct 4 2004, 03:48 PM)
just thought of another one, around the time Will and Lisa were about to get married but he found out her name was Beulah, and they started arguing and Will goes:
Will: Somebody's gotta be the mature one here.......and it ain't gonna be me AUNT JE-MI-MA!  :roll:

oh yeah das funny as hell, its the one wen they go to the communication thingy to see how much they r in love...wos it dat 1?
DJ Premier
episode where will/jazz/carlton are stuck in the elavator during their way to the bachelor party

Will:WE'RE SAVED!!!
Jazz: WE'RE GONNA LIVE!!
Carlton: ONE MORE CHANCE TO DO THE WILD THING!!!!
Jonny 5
watched this episode last night...

Uncle Phil: "I worked my ass off trying to keep that boy in line"
Geoffrey: "And yet it's come back with avengance!!"

lol :hilarious:
Jazzy Julie
lol i watched the one with the flambe yesterday.

Geoffrey - "of all the rooms in your uncles house to torch, the kitchen!"
willsmithfan1
that wos on trouble init?
yeah i watched it today & yesterday....It was bit of a silly episode...but some parts wer funny
JamesUK
QUOTE(willsmithfan1 @ Oct 10 2004, 10:55 AM)
that wos on trouble init?
yeah i watched it today & yesterday....It was bit of a silly episode...but some parts wer funny

insane.gif

None of the episodes were silly they are all funny and comedy classics :thumb:
MissAshley
from the episode where Will was wearing the fat suit and he saw Lisa at the market with her male friend Dana

Lisa:" Will?"
Will:" Well it ain't Fat Albert!"
:roll:
jazz
hi im new here and i love fresh prince.
anyway i love the episode carlton and will get arrested and they confess on TV :lookhehe:


but i don't like the last episode because its the last :bang:
willsmithfan1
Hey Welcome to the site...
MissAshley
the episode where they got robbed, Will was standing in the empty living room screaming:
Will:"Ahhhh, ah, ah, ah,....we was robbed!"
Hilary runs into the empty living room: "Ohmigod what'd they take?!" :roll:
FrshPrnceCharmng
I was watching the episode "Just Say Yo" the other night, the one where Will kept a stash of speed in his locker and Carlton accidentally ingests it thinking it was viamin E. I've watched it a couple dozen times before but it still brought tears to my eyes. Some very good acting in that epsiode.
pauleywood
yeah......Just say yo is a classic episode.


Will goes a Courtin' is another one. Prolly the best episode they ever made.

The Flambe one "Burnin Down the House" was goofy but still pretty funny.

Asses to Ashes, the one where the Judge (Sherman Hemlsey) dies was pretty funny too.
Jazzy Julie
lol that one were Will finds his mum in bed with Lisa's dad and he screams "mama nooooooooo!". that part makes me laugh so much, i always seem to miss that episode when its on.
FreshPrince86
my favorite episode is the first one and the episode with will and mr. adams in the plane.

oh and another one where will plays ashleys father and then will is flirting with mrs.

sharp. :clap:
willsmithfan1
I remember a scene from an episode. Don't know what it is called though. It was the episode when Will & Carlton go somewhere and then their car breaks down and they go to a strange shop to get it fixed. Carlton becomes addicted to the gambling machine and wouldn't stop. (Jazz is also there)

Will & Jazz drive back home without Carlton, they put the radio on and on a rap song, they both started moving their heads together at the same time. Not a good description but I hope you remember it.
FreshPrince86
yeah. i remember that.
the episode with the dance contest is also fresh.

the famous will/carlton dance with the music from the incredible bongo band - apache i think.
Jonny 5
hah Jeff climbs out of the boot...

looking at the gas station... "Wow, so this is what College is like" lol
FrshPrnceCharmng
Definitely one of my favorite episodes is where Carlton accidentally ingests some speed from Will's locker. And I think my favorite quote would be from Jazz: "Thanks for trying to comfort me Will, but I'm ... uncomfortable." Lol. It's a lot better when spoken.
pauleywood
"Chicken my brother?"

"between what's in my wallet and this soda can, I'm good for a nickel."

Jazz jingers.
Hero1
i loved in that credit sequence.. where will walks into jazzs apartment ..and jeff goes "waa aa aa" and messes up his line..and will makes fun of him! :roll:
pauleywood
"Hey Will, I heard a guy disguised as me tried to run a party scam."
KevTastic
QUOTE(FreshPrince86 @ Oct 15 2004, 03:50 AM)
my favorite episode is the first one and the episode with will and mr. adams in the plane.

oh and another one where will plays ashleys father and then will is flirting with mrs.

sharp. :clap:

Ms Sharp "Mr Banks"
Will "Raul Please"

That made me laugh
Jazzy Julie
Ms sharp "thats a fake mustache"

Will "no its not"

Ms Sharpe "it is"

Will "no its not"

*rips of mustache*

Will "its not"

haha ahh memories.
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